Dumb Final Fantasy jokes. :D

[Bitchzard]

I just thought of this one and though I'd share.

"What do Moombas listen to?

Moombahton!"

I'm so bloody clever.

[DynaSuarez Wrecks]

umm... "moomba" de Chocobo?

oh wait no, I see the answer all the way over there

[Bitchzard]

Yeah that was me being clever but I was being TOO clever.
I'm over using the word clever.





Clever.

[For Tomorrow]

wat did th moogel say wen it cros da rode


kupo

[Bitchzard]

For Tomorrow

wat did th moogel say wen it cros da rode


kupo

That's all Moogles ever say.

[Amkitkat]

A Chocobo walks into a bar, then it summons meteor and destroys the bar and itself.

[Amkitkat]

What do you call a skanky ancient that gets stabbed by a madman?....Aeris.


I'm not too good at this emotion_eyebrow

[Skye River]

Final Fantasy Characters were asked "Why did the chicken cross the road ?"

Laguna Loire -to get to the other side of course ! I'm a genius , man , GENIUS !

Locke Cole-It's "fowl" not chicken. There's a big difference you know.

Cloud Strife-Because it wo-......no its him again ! SEPHIROOOOOOTTHHH !!!! ITS YOU !!! stop laughing !! ARRrrghhhHHH ! *goes loony and starts hacking Chicken to bits*DIE SEPHIROTH DIE SHHIIINEE!!!!!!!

Cid Highwind- That's one damn shitty question you got up your a**.

Squall Leonhart- I don't care about why it's crossing the road, the chicken is none of my business.

Fuujin-CONFUSION

Sorceress Ultimecia- Dirty, despikable, lowlife chikens ! i am sik of all zees chikens !

Selphie Tilmitt- WOO HOO ! Chickens crossing the road !

Chocobo- Is this some sort of racist joke ?

[Lyrrien]

Ameerkat

A Chocobo walks into a bar, then it summons meteor and destroys the bar and itself.

Oh Jesus, I lost it. rofl

[Absolute Claws]

Two Chocobos were sitting in an oven. One says "Wow, it's cold in here" and the other said "Wow! A talking Cactuar, Kupo!"

[Bitchzard]

Lyrrien

Ameerkat

A Chocobo walks into a bar, then it summons meteor and destroys the bar and itself.

Oh Jesus, I lost it. rofl

The mental image of this joke brings happiness in my heart.

[Bitchzard]

Absolute Claws

Two Chocobos were sitting in an oven. One says "Wow, it's cold in here" and the other said "Wow! A talking Cactuar, Kupo!"

What?

[Xilos_0]

FFXII, 'nough said.

[Bitchzard]

Xilos_0

FFXII, 'nough said.

I said stupid, not dry/lame.

[Ynrielle]

Absolute Claws

Two Chocobos were sitting in an oven. One says "Wow, it's cold in here" and the other said "Wow! A talking Cactuar, Kupo!"

Okay. So I think I get why it's stupid. Because:
1. Ovens are hot, not cold
2. The second chocobo called the other a cactuar, which is obviously not a chocobo
3. The second chocobo said "Kupo" which is something a moogle says

Either that, or you are a very confused person and you need to sort out your FF facts.
Well, happy gaming! cat_biggrin