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"What do Moombas listen to?

Moombahton!"


I'm so bloody clever.
umm... "moomba" de Chocobo?

oh wait no, I see the answer all the way over there
Yeah that was me being clever but I was being TOO clever.
I'm over using the word clever.





Clever.
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wat did th moogel say wen it cros da rode


kupo
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wat did th moogel say wen it cros da rode


kupo
That's all Moogles ever say.
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A Chocobo walks into a bar, then it summons meteor and destroys the bar and itself.
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What do you call a skanky ancient that gets stabbed by a madman?....Aeris.


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Final Fantasy Characters were asked "Why did the chicken cross the road ?"

Laguna Loire -to get to the other side of course ! I'm a genius , man , GENIUS !

Locke Cole-It's "fowl" not chicken. There's a big difference you know.

Cloud Strife-Because it wo-......no its him again ! SEPHIROOOOOOTTHHH !!!! ITS YOU !!! stop laughing !! ARRrrghhhHHH ! *goes loony and starts hacking Chicken to bits*DIE SEPHIROTH DIE SHHIIINEE!!!!!!!

Cid Highwind- That's one damn shitty question you got up your a**.

Squall Leonhart- I don't care about why it's crossing the road, the chicken is none of my business.

Fuujin-CONFUSION

Sorceress Ultimecia- Dirty, despikable, lowlife chikens ! i am sik of all zees chikens !

Selphie Tilmitt- WOO HOO ! Chickens crossing the road !

Chocobo- Is this some sort of racist joke ?
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A Chocobo walks into a bar, then it summons meteor and destroys the bar and itself.


Oh Jesus, I lost it. rofl
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Two Chocobos were sitting in an oven. One says "Wow, it's cold in here" and the other said "Wow! A talking Cactuar, Kupo!"
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A Chocobo walks into a bar, then it summons meteor and destroys the bar and itself.


Oh Jesus, I lost it. rofl
The mental image of this joke brings happiness in my heart.
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Two Chocobos were sitting in an oven. One says "Wow, it's cold in here" and the other said "Wow! A talking Cactuar, Kupo!"
What?
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FFXII, 'nough said.
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I said stupid, not dry/lame.
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Two Chocobos were sitting in an oven. One says "Wow, it's cold in here" and the other said "Wow! A talking Cactuar, Kupo!"


Okay. So I think I get why it's stupid. Because:
1. Ovens are hot, not cold
2. The second chocobo called the other a cactuar, which is obviously not a chocobo
3. The second chocobo said "Kupo" which is something a moogle says

Either that, or you are a very confused person and you need to sort out your FF facts.
Well, happy gaming! cat_biggrin

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