Mushroom_Fairy_Robot
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- Posted: Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:07:48 +0000
hey I know they've all been done before, but I got a good idea I think.
Its really short, give it a read and let me know?
summary:
remus lupin has a problem.
his friends are all in sickenly-cute-makes-you-want-to-vomit relationships.
Merlin, when did they get so boring?
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"Just so you wankers know," Remus said pointing to all of his friends, "its sad you lot were funner when you were sixteen then nineteen."
"What are you even talking about, we hang out all the time." Peter said sliding into the booth, fresh picure in hand.
"Yeah, but your always with your girl friends" he said sarcastically.
"what are you on about now?" Sirius barked across the table, "You said you liked Dee."
Remus bit his tounge in frusteration. It most likely wasn't the best idea to bash his girl friend. He hoped his current level of intoxication wouldn't inhibit his ability to get to his point.
"Whats wrong with Lily Pads?"
On second thought, he never managed to make it around to his point anyways.
"The next time you use one of those bloody nicknames I'll go full moon on your a**." Remus threatened glaring at James.
"and I think we hit a chord..." Peter mumbled downing what was a moment ago a full beer.
"Its always the lily pad this, jamsey that."
"its kinda cute." muttered James, finally a little embarrassed.
"And you and Dee," Sirius started to inturrupt, but Remus continued "whats with the constant checking up? Seriously?"
"Yeah mate, that is pretty weak." Peter put in recieving a glare from Sirius.
"And you Pete!" Remus said turning on his third friend, "your the worste- you'd think after two and a half years you would be out of the honey moon phase or at least not always attatched at the hip."
James laughed at this, shoving remus who was sitting next to him
"Remus mate," James said laughing, "I've solved your problem! We need to get you a girl."
His three friends howled in laughter.
"Shove it you three," Remus responded. "Maybe I wouldnt have to politely inform you of your utter boringness if you lot would just go out and do something fun for a change."
"I thought we were out and having fun already?" Sirius asked confused.
"Its Friday night, and were young and nineteen, that is just asking for a party." Remus said getting to his original point.
The other three groaned in response, "Get off it Moony, its late and we all need to get back to our girlfriends.” James mocked Remus using a high pitched whinney voice.
“That’s how he talks to Lily in bed” Sirius whispered to Peter, receiving a well aimed coaster from James.
"this is my point!” Remus tried to get them back on track “you should be stoaked to go out on a friday night and blow off steam but no. we have to go to the same pub we're always at and your going to go home at," he glanced at his watch, "eleven instead of going out with me for a night of excitment?"
Tonight was the night. After another month of this no-fun land (relationships) that his friends had been sucked into we was going to tonight. He prepared to deliver the sinker, no questions asked there would be a good round of high fives another few rounds of beer and they would be off the have FUN, something that they wouldn’t be able to remember if it danced starkers in front of them.
“Wandlore is playing!” Remus knew for a fact that They all liked them a least enough to be called fans.
“Sorry that we have to miss it,” Peter apologized. “Forewarning next time yeah?”
"Sorry that I can't get wasted, go to wandlore with you and do lots of crazy drugs and even crazier things, but I have to go see Dee and have sex now." Sirius said direction his goodbye to Remus. Throughing his coins on the table and standing up, he let out on bark like laugh and a "See you lot tomorrow."
Peter and James soon followed Sirius with similar words of parting.
Its really short, give it a read and let me know?
summary:
remus lupin has a problem.
his friends are all in sickenly-cute-makes-you-want-to-vomit relationships.
Merlin, when did they get so boring?
|----------|
"Just so you wankers know," Remus said pointing to all of his friends, "its sad you lot were funner when you were sixteen then nineteen."
"What are you even talking about, we hang out all the time." Peter said sliding into the booth, fresh picure in hand.
"Yeah, but your always with your girl friends" he said sarcastically.
"what are you on about now?" Sirius barked across the table, "You said you liked Dee."
Remus bit his tounge in frusteration. It most likely wasn't the best idea to bash his girl friend. He hoped his current level of intoxication wouldn't inhibit his ability to get to his point.
"Whats wrong with Lily Pads?"
On second thought, he never managed to make it around to his point anyways.
"The next time you use one of those bloody nicknames I'll go full moon on your a**." Remus threatened glaring at James.
"and I think we hit a chord..." Peter mumbled downing what was a moment ago a full beer.
"Its always the lily pad this, jamsey that."
"its kinda cute." muttered James, finally a little embarrassed.
"And you and Dee," Sirius started to inturrupt, but Remus continued "whats with the constant checking up? Seriously?"
"Yeah mate, that is pretty weak." Peter put in recieving a glare from Sirius.
"And you Pete!" Remus said turning on his third friend, "your the worste- you'd think after two and a half years you would be out of the honey moon phase or at least not always attatched at the hip."
James laughed at this, shoving remus who was sitting next to him
"Remus mate," James said laughing, "I've solved your problem! We need to get you a girl."
His three friends howled in laughter.
"Shove it you three," Remus responded. "Maybe I wouldnt have to politely inform you of your utter boringness if you lot would just go out and do something fun for a change."
"I thought we were out and having fun already?" Sirius asked confused.
"Its Friday night, and were young and nineteen, that is just asking for a party." Remus said getting to his original point.
The other three groaned in response, "Get off it Moony, its late and we all need to get back to our girlfriends.” James mocked Remus using a high pitched whinney voice.
“That’s how he talks to Lily in bed” Sirius whispered to Peter, receiving a well aimed coaster from James.
"this is my point!” Remus tried to get them back on track “you should be stoaked to go out on a friday night and blow off steam but no. we have to go to the same pub we're always at and your going to go home at," he glanced at his watch, "eleven instead of going out with me for a night of excitment?"
Tonight was the night. After another month of this no-fun land (relationships) that his friends had been sucked into we was going to tonight. He prepared to deliver the sinker, no questions asked there would be a good round of high fives another few rounds of beer and they would be off the have FUN, something that they wouldn’t be able to remember if it danced starkers in front of them.
“Wandlore is playing!” Remus knew for a fact that They all liked them a least enough to be called fans.
“Sorry that we have to miss it,” Peter apologized. “Forewarning next time yeah?”
"Sorry that I can't get wasted, go to wandlore with you and do lots of crazy drugs and even crazier things, but I have to go see Dee and have sex now." Sirius said direction his goodbye to Remus. Throughing his coins on the table and standing up, he let out on bark like laugh and a "See you lot tomorrow."
Peter and James soon followed Sirius with similar words of parting.
