RuinedxPuzzle
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- Posted: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 23:42:14 +0000
Love story
He was 15... She was 25
Lost his poor lil' virginity at 12
Horny lil' b*****d, no?
She tammed the almighty battosai
He even stopped killing people
what a puss, yah?
He in a war? hah...hahaha
SLASH!
he killed her
burned her body
she was dead at the time
wanna know how she died? wanna know why?
He was training in the field
gracefully turning and dancing the deadly waltz
slashing the air with his sword
he semmed so deadly... so scared
he stopped training and spoke rather loudly
"Oh Gosh Darnit! I think I stepped on some s**t! x.x"
He was screaming like a ******** queer sissy... running in circles
He suddenly stopped... and spoke rather loudly again
"I shall go!...........................over there!"
He ran through the fields of grass stopping suddenly
"YAY! flower field!"
He skipped through the flower field, started sniffing them after jumping for a while
"AIO! Whao! eak! Wooo!"
He was making leyendery battosai poses
He cleared his throat, clearly trying imitate eminem
"yo! yo yo! cuz im battosai... no one mess with me y'all trippin! yo yo! w00t!
Cus im battosai
the real battosai
please real battosai
stand up! jump! yo yo!"
He started jumping in the air singing...
He suddenly heard something and let go of his sword.
it went flying into thin air
SLASH!
"Oh s**t! Bloody Hell!!!"
He ran to Tomoe
"Im sorry!! I love you somuch!! You're all bloody!..... EWW!!! ><;;"
He got up and saw it was getting dark
"oh gosh darnit.... might as well camp out"
He made a fire with Tomoe's hair, kenshin just went lala
"nice & warm! =D"
He sat there for hours looking at the stars
"Oh I wish Tomoe we're here with me to see this beautiful view... the stars look beautiful tonight"
He looked to his side to see Tomoe Burning.
"WTF!?! Are you Dead!? o___O;; omgah!!"
He looked for a stick so he could poke Tomoe with it.
"Tomoe? Toooomoeeee?"
He poked her a lot. Til the stick caught fire.
He trew the stick in tomoe's direction
It made the fire grow bigger
A few minutes later there was no trace of her body left
He sat there in total and complete shock...
"That was the coolest stick eva! ;___;!"
Please don't be oofended o.o I love Tomoe and Kenshin lots o.o I exagerated sum stuff too xD she was 18 not 25
He was 15... She was 25
Lost his poor lil' virginity at 12
Horny lil' b*****d, no?
She tammed the almighty battosai
He even stopped killing people
what a puss, yah?
He in a war? hah...hahaha
SLASH!
he killed her
burned her body
she was dead at the time
wanna know how she died? wanna know why?
He was training in the field
gracefully turning and dancing the deadly waltz
slashing the air with his sword
he semmed so deadly... so scared
he stopped training and spoke rather loudly
"Oh Gosh Darnit! I think I stepped on some s**t! x.x"
He was screaming like a ******** queer sissy... running in circles
He suddenly stopped... and spoke rather loudly again
"I shall go!...........................over there!"
He ran through the fields of grass stopping suddenly
"YAY! flower field!"
He skipped through the flower field, started sniffing them after jumping for a while
"AIO! Whao! eak! Wooo!"
He was making leyendery battosai poses
He cleared his throat, clearly trying imitate eminem
"yo! yo yo! cuz im battosai... no one mess with me y'all trippin! yo yo! w00t!
Cus im battosai
the real battosai
please real battosai
stand up! jump! yo yo!"
He started jumping in the air singing...
He suddenly heard something and let go of his sword.
it went flying into thin air
SLASH!
"Oh s**t! Bloody Hell!!!"
He ran to Tomoe
"Im sorry!! I love you somuch!! You're all bloody!..... EWW!!! ><;;"
He got up and saw it was getting dark
"oh gosh darnit.... might as well camp out"
He made a fire with Tomoe's hair, kenshin just went lala
"nice & warm! =D"
He sat there for hours looking at the stars
"Oh I wish Tomoe we're here with me to see this beautiful view... the stars look beautiful tonight"
He looked to his side to see Tomoe Burning.
"WTF!?! Are you Dead!? o___O;; omgah!!"
He looked for a stick so he could poke Tomoe with it.
"Tomoe? Toooomoeeee?"
He poked her a lot. Til the stick caught fire.
He trew the stick in tomoe's direction
It made the fire grow bigger
A few minutes later there was no trace of her body left
He sat there in total and complete shock...
"That was the coolest stick eva! ;___;!"
Please don't be oofended o.o I love Tomoe and Kenshin lots o.o I exagerated sum stuff too xD she was 18 not 25
