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Would you strangle a puppy for a million dollars?

Yes 0.35849056603774 35.8% [ 38 ]
No 0.50943396226415 50.9% [ 54 ]
Unsure 0.13207547169811 13.2% [ 14 ]
Total Votes:[ 106 ]
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I'd do it. The things I could get done with a million bucks.
Robot Macai
I'd do it. The things I could get done with a million bucks.
Like buy a conscience.
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I think this thread broke SuicideSoldier, his posts are getting pretty weird. Also, remember to ask yourself this same question next time you buy a McDonald's burger.
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Robot Macai
I'd do it. The things I could get done with a million bucks.
Like buy a conscience.

Vegan?
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Robot Macai
I'd do it. The things I could get done with a million bucks.
Like buy a conscience.
Oh I'd feel bad about it. I'd do it anyway, though.
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Robot Macai
I'd do it. The things I could get done with a million bucks.
Like buy a conscience.

Vegan?
Pardon?
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I wouldn't strangle a puppy. If I'm going to kill a cute little animal for a million bucks, I at least want it to be quick and fairly painless- snapping it's neck or slitting it's throat would be preferable.

Granted, about 1/10th of that money would go to therapy bills, because I'm not a complete sociopath- I'd feel like s**t afterwards. But a million bucks is too tempting of an offer.
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Robot Macai
I'd do it. The things I could get done with a million bucks.
Like buy a conscience.

Vegan?
Pardon?

Killing a cow by slitting its throat costs you $5 at McDonald's, what's the difference?
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the only way i probably do it is if i despratly need money to support my family or me or the dog is dying. Other then that i don't think i would.

the people who say they would kill the human and take the puppy and the money.

how does this makes sense? your afraid to kill a puppy but not a human being? if you can kill a human no problem then you can surely kill a puppy no problem.
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Robot Macai
I'd do it. The things I could get done with a million bucks.
Like buy a conscience.

Vegan?
Pardon?

Killing a cow by slitting its throat costs you $5 at McDonald's, what's the difference?
Intent.
For a million dollars, I'd strangle a puppy, eat its still beating heart, and fashion the carcass into shoes.

There's very little I won't do for that much money.
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I would be hypocritical to say that I wouldn't. Not to say that I'd enjoy it or be proud of it, but think of the good you can do with that much money.

Karma would catch up to me, sure, but for the greater good, the death of that one puppy would go to not only save thousands of other dogs languishing in animal shelters, but also future generations by spaying other animals.

That, and I'd have money to help humans, AND have enough to save for a rainy day. razz

People say that you can't put a monetary value on life, but we do it all the time, so it'd be nothing different than normal.
******** that, I'd exterminate puppies by the hour for minimum wage.

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