Why do stupid teenagers like guns so much?

[X of Castigation]

It's not even like they could fire one. They'd just fall over, because the gun is too heavy for them to hold.

So what's up with that, guys?

[X of Castigation]

Is it because you all feel emasculated?

[Texadar]

Wot the bloody donald duck did ya just thumb-suckin' say abaht me, ya lil' bizzich? i’ll 'ave ya kna I graduated whistle and pop of me Bo-le and Glass in the chuffin' Peas 'n Gravy seals, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and I 'ave over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and i’m the whistle and pop sniper in the entire us 'rmed forces. ya 're nuffin' ter me but just anovver target. I will wipe ya the donald duck aahhht wif precision the likes of which 'as never been Pearly Queen before on this earf, Finsbury me thumb-suckin' dickie birds. ya fin' ya can get away wif sayin' that tom Brad Pitt ter me over the internet? fin' again, Feather Plucker. as we speak I am contactin' me secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is bein' traced wite na so ya better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes aahhht the pathetic lil' fin' ya call your Porridge Knife. you’re thumb-suckin' brahn bread, Saucepan Lid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill ya in over God in Heaven 'undred ways, and that’s just wif me bare German Bands. not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I 'ave access ter the entire Gooners of the united states marine corps and I will use it ter its full extent ter wipe your miserable butte Frank Bough the Chevy Chase of the continent, ya lil' tom Brad Pitt. if only ya could 'ave knahn wot unholy retribution your lil' “clever” comment was abaht ter brin' daahhhn upon ya, maybe ya would 'ave 'eld your thumb-suckin' Brigham Young. but ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and na you’re payin' the price, ya goddamn idiot. I will tom Brad Pitt fury aw over ya and ya will drahn in it. you’re thumb-suckin' brahn bread, kiddo.

[Arcoon Effox]

Texadar

Wot the bloody donald duck did ya just thumb-suckin' say abaht me, ya lil' bizzich? i’ll 'ave ya kna I graduated whistle and pop of me Bo-le and Glass in the chuffin' Peas 'n Gravy seals, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and I 'ave over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and i’m the whistle and pop sniper in the entire us 'rmed forces. ya 're nuffin' ter me but just anovver target. I will wipe ya the donald duck aahhht wif precision the likes of which 'as never been Pearly Queen before on this earf, Finsbury me thumb-suckin' dickie birds. ya fin' ya can get away wif sayin' that tom Brad Pitt ter me over the internet? fin' again, Feather Plucker. as we speak I am contactin' me secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is bein' traced wite na so ya better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes aahhht the pathetic lil' fin' ya call your Porridge Knife. you’re thumb-suckin' brahn bread, Saucepan Lid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill ya in over God in Heaven 'undred ways, and that’s just wif me bare German Bands. not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I 'ave access ter the entire Gooners of the united states marine corps and I will use it ter its full extent ter wipe your miserable butte Frank Bough the Chevy Chase of the continent, ya lil' tom Brad Pitt. if only ya could 'ave knahn wot unholy retribution your lil' “clever” comment was abaht ter brin' daahhhn upon ya, maybe ya would 'ave 'eld your thumb-suckin' Brigham Young. but ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and na you’re payin' the price, ya goddamn idiot. I will tom Brad Pitt fury aw over ya and ya will drahn in it. you’re thumb-suckin' brahn bread, kiddo.

...are you practicing for the Broadway production of American Sniper?

[Divine_Malevolence]

Ah dunno why idiots like guns to begin with.
It's a might bit silly.

[Aporeia]

Because they think guns make you look "tough," when they mostly make you look like a c***e at that age.

[Lord of the Vine]

Texadar

Wot the bloody donald duck did ya just thumb-suckin' say abaht me, ya lil' bizzich? i’ll 'ave ya kna I graduated whistle and pop of me Bo-le and Glass in the chuffin' Peas 'n Gravy seals, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and I 'ave over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and i’m the whistle and pop sniper in the entire us 'rmed forces. ya 're nuffin' ter me but just anovver target. I will wipe ya the donald duck aahhht wif precision the likes of which 'as never been Pearly Queen before on this earf, Finsbury me thumb-suckin' dickie birds. ya fin' ya can get away wif sayin' that tom Brad Pitt ter me over the internet? fin' again, Feather Plucker. as we speak I am contactin' me secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is bein' traced wite na so ya better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes aahhht the pathetic lil' fin' ya call your Porridge Knife. you’re thumb-suckin' brahn bread, Saucepan Lid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill ya in over God in Heaven 'undred ways, and that’s just wif me bare German Bands. not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I 'ave access ter the entire Gooners of the united states marine corps and I will use it ter its full extent ter wipe your miserable butte Frank Bough the Chevy Chase of the continent, ya lil' tom Brad Pitt. if only ya could 'ave knahn wot unholy retribution your lil' “clever” comment was abaht ter brin' daahhhn upon ya, maybe ya would 'ave 'eld your thumb-suckin' Brigham Young. but ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and na you’re payin' the price, ya goddamn idiot. I will tom Brad Pitt fury aw over ya and ya will drahn in it. you’re thumb-suckin' brahn bread, kiddo.

********' chav.

[Buki_Actual]

Not sure if serious.

[X of Castigation]

Capt Buckner CTO

Not sure if serious.

Gun lovers are either dumb teenagers or lunatic rednecks.

100% serious, but also 100% mockery

[Buki_Actual]

Senator Armstrong

Capt Buckner CTO

Not sure if serious.

Gun lovers are either dumb teenagers or lunatic rednecks.

100% serious, but also 100% mockery

You're a ******** idiot if that's what you truly believe.

[Buki_Actual]

Divine_Malevolence

Ah dunno why idiots like guns to begin with.
It's a might bit silly.

So what are some of your hobbies?

[Spurdo Sparde]

Capt Buckner CTO

Senator Armstrong

Capt Buckner CTO

Not sure if serious.

Gun lovers are either dumb teenagers or lunatic rednecks.

100% serious, but also 100% mockery

You're a ******** idiot if that's what you truly believe.

Then again that lunatic redneck remark does apply to some of us... wink

[Buki_Actual]

Spurdo Sparde

Capt Buckner CTO

Senator Armstrong

Capt Buckner CTO

Not sure if serious.

Gun lovers are either dumb teenagers or lunatic rednecks.

100% serious, but also 100% mockery

You're a ******** idiot if that's what you truly believe.

Then again that lunatic redneck remark does apply to some of us... wink

The lunatic redneck applies to anyone with a shotgun reloading setup.

[Divine_Malevolence]

Capt Buckner CTO

Divine_Malevolence

Ah dunno why idiots like guns to begin with.
It's a might bit silly.

So what are some of your hobbies?

Things that don't kill 30,000 people every year.