GunsmithKitten
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What, the non-martial art which was little more than resume padding for Mr. Lee? Yeah,
I heard of it. As a matter of fact, I read his entire body of work concerning THAT little piece of "never tested in a real ight because it's a load of Hollywood hogwash" in a single afternoon- HEY! I heard some LARPERs developed a real life martial art! They call it "The Nine Deadly Foam Sword Strikes". Guess that makes them Grade A Genyooses, huh?
Let's be honest here, people. Jet Li was a much better on-camera martial artist than Bruce ever was. He was in better shape, moved faster, acted smoother, and his movies were just generally ten notches ahead. He didn't do interviews quite as well, and as an actor he takes a distant third to Bruce's second, but don't be fooled by the hype. Watch their movies for a change and stop spouting bullshit.
Look, I know you love playing the "too cool for school/everything that most people think is automatically wrong/all the great people are overhyped/this obscure figure was always better than the popular one!" devil's advocate, but you just ain't getting off the ground in this one chum.
Ooooo! No! Sorry. You failed to include "content" with that "pithy rant", which means you get nothing. I'd give you another chance, but you've had plenty already.
Oh, and Einstein? Jackie Chan is the highest grossing martial arts film star of all time, and one of the most prolific. Jet Li is right up there, too, especially since he broke into Hollywood in the late 90s (he's actually done more in the US, for major American markets, than Bruce Lee ever did). I don't know what rock you just crawled out from under, but those two cats ARE the mainstream. "Jet Li is obscure", shyeah. To YOU, maybe, who seems to have missed the past two decades of action films.
Spot o' advice: before you try and roll with a guy who's as too cool for school as I am, do your homework. If you think Jackie and Jet are "obscure", you have no business even opening your mouth in my presence.
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Sifu Kaiju sez: "Your Kung Fu is weak and puny! Begone, until you learn the forms of the Twelve Cogent Arguments!"