Theory about Jesus

[Saint Vitus Dance]

Well, Satan is not particularly evil. He is doing his job, if he exists. He is neutral, as is God. Everything is just kinda set in motion.

[Mini Snowflake]

kosterz

You see, being able to raise from the dead is necromancy and is in a sense in league with Satan(christian belief now adays). If Jesus was risen from the dead, it makes him Undead, whom are in league with Satan, and this makes him evil.

The idea of Jesus "rising from the dead" does not literally mean that he was returned to full human form. It simply means that he went to heaven. Think of it this way. Before Jesus, the dead went to hell automatically. Therefore referring to "the dead" could equally mean hell. When Jesus "rose from the dead" he "ascended into heaven." You can't go to heaven if you're still on Earth. "Rising from the dead" is not a literal term, it just meant that he was no longer in hell.