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Your argument sucks.

You would last two seconds at a Forensics tournament.
 
     
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Your argument sucks.

You would last two seconds at a Forensics tournament.
Never seen you around, so I'll give you a free tip: I'm not that retarded. It's (mostly) satire.
     
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If one were in an actual situation that would merit the use of a weapon like a sword or gun for lethal purposes are you really going to be caught up on how honorable it is?
 
     
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Your argument sucks.

You would last two seconds at a Forensics tournament.
Never seen you around, so I'll give you a free tip: I'm not that retarded. It's (mostly) satire.

DON'T BELIEVE HIM, he just uses suave arguments to get into young maiden's panties.
     
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What is honorable about killing someone with a gun when you're so far away you can't even touch them. Modern day battle is more concerned with fireing rockets and missiles from miles away from the enemy, sometimes even from another country all together.

I resent your comment saying that anyone can hold a sword and kill people whereas guns need training. I am a kendoka I study the japanese form of sword martial art, I also have an air rifle. I was able to use the gun within 5 mins of opening in, the sword techniques and reactions are still coming to me a year later.

What I don't understand is why when two people fighting with swords, and where the person who has better swordsmanship leaves alive, is something that you are clearly so angry about.

In the section where you're talking about the dishonorable fighter who can kill without the person knowing, I should remind you of snipper shooters, are they therefore any worse?
And isn't it the other person's fault for not being on guard and being able to block the attack that also resulted in their death?

Once thing that can be taken from this is killing by either weapon is just as bad as each other.
 
     
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"Mze"
What is honorable about killing someone with a gun when you're so far away you can't even touch them. Modern day battle is more concerned with fireing rockets and missiles from miles away from the enemy, sometimes even from another country all together.

I resent your comment saying that anyone can hold a sword and kill people whereas guns need training. I am a kendoka I study the japanese form of sword martial art, I also have an air rifle. I was able to use the gun within 5 mins of opening in, the sword techniques and reactions are still coming to me a year later.

What I don't understand is why when two people fighting with swords, and where the person who has better swordsmanship leaves alive, is something that you are clearly so angry about.

In the section where you're talking about the dishonorable fighter who can kill without the person knowing, I should remind you of snipper shooters, are they therefore any worse?
And isn't it the other person's fault for not being on guard and being able to block the attack that also resulted in their death?

Once thing that can be taken from this is killing by either weapon is just as bad as each other.
The OP is a parody. It's to face the weeaboo's with their own kind of logic. you know, the type of people that flock to Kan and Dojo when a new samurai oriented movie is released; only to show up for two classes, realizing that when swordfighting isn't all about swinging around akatana all badass like. But more about stances, foot movement, Ki Ken Tai Ichi, Tenu Uchi, Kata, Tsuburi, folding a Hakama or repairing the Shinai. Something I'd like to present to any technical "gunnut" as a challenge to pull off succesfully.
And then they haven't even worn a Bogu, which is absolutely daunting, difficult and extremely stressing the first times you put one, despite the fact it looks lightweight and easy.

You always see these people break at a Men Kirikaeshi. Sad sight.
     
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"Mze"
What is honorable about killing someone with a gun when you're so far away you can't even touch them. Modern day battle is more concerned with fireing rockets and missiles from miles away from the enemy, sometimes even from another country all together.

I resent your comment saying that anyone can hold a sword and kill people whereas guns need training. I am a kendoka I study the japanese form of sword martial art, I also have an air rifle. I was able to use the gun within 5 mins of opening in, the sword techniques and reactions are still coming to me a year later.

What I don't understand is why when two people fighting with swords, and where the person who has better swordsmanship leaves alive, is something that you are clearly so angry about.

In the section where you're talking about the dishonorable fighter who can kill without the person knowing, I should remind you of snipper shooters, are they therefore any worse?
And isn't it the other person's fault for not being on guard and being able to block the attack that also resulted in their death?

Once thing that can be taken from this is killing by either weapon is just as bad as each other.
The OP is a parody. It's to face the weeaboo's with their own kind of logic. you know, the type of people that flock to Kan and Dojo when a new samurai oriented movie is released; only to show up for two classes, realizing that when swordfighting isn't all about swinging around akatana all badass like. But more about stances, foot movement, Ki Ken Tai Ichi, Tenu Uchi, Kata, Tsuburi, folding a Hakama or repairing the Shinai. Something I'd like to present to any technical "gunnut" as a challenge to pull off succesfully.
And then they haven't even worn a Bogu, which is absolutely daunting, difficult and extremely stressing the first times you put one, despite the fact it looks lightweight and easy.

You always see these people break at a Men Kirikaeshi. Sad sight.


*impressed*
You know a lot more than I was expecting! It's true what you say about gunnuts but also people who take Kendo or any type of japanese sword art for the reason what it is cool, and I know it's cool but I'm talking about the people who have dragon tattoos and have photos on facebook of them prancing around in their garden in front of a camera because they're been to 3 lessons and are therefor a samurai! *cough* no.

I am a girl *twirls in dress* but even with my reduced upper body muscle strength I can still give these fellow beginners a good run for their money.
 
     
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"Fresnel"
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=vTlhq1cFdiA

for those non-believers.
Hardly louder.


the only sound you hear from an mp5-sd5, sd6(especially one using sub sonic ammunition) would be the bolt hitting the receiver(the click) and the round hitting target(the pop). the silencer is most of the barrel. screw on silencers for handguns and other weapons, are not quite as effective as they should be. but again, the mp5-sd series is a whisper in the wind.


How big of a retard are you? It's still pretty loud, not as loud as an unsuppressed weapon, but loud.

Hell, a suppressor doesn't even fully get rid of the sound of a .22LR being fired, jackass.

Stop trying to talk when you don't know s**t.
 
     
 
"Mze"


*impressed*
You know a lot more than I was expecting! It's true what you say about gunnuts but also people who take Kendo or any type of japanese sword art for the reason what it is cool, and I know it's cool but I'm talking about the people who have dragon tattoos and have photos on facebook of them prancing around in their garden in front of a camera because they're been to 3 lessons and are therefor a samurai! *cough* no.

I am a girl *twirls in dress* but even with my reduced upper body muscle strength I can still give these fellow beginners a good run for their money.


Go Kyu Kendoka, Meishinkan Hasselt, nice to meet you, heh.
I'm also fairly slender and I don't have really broad shoulders, despite the fact that I've been into a few martial arts since I was about 12. First of many things Kendo taught me, was to know and dose your strenght according to the strike, movement, situation, etc...

As an Uchi Dachi, practicing with a higher rank, I actually had to practice and dose my strength to a good 30 percent, when hitting the koté. If I went any higher, I can rest assure that the Shi Dachi, the higher rank, practicing with me, would also deliver a stronger blow (which hurts like an absolute b***h on the wrist). I learned it pretty quick sweatdrop

However, those people you mentioned prancing around with a cheap, ugly katana, is the exact reason this thread was created. It wasn't as much to ridicule the sword, or those who wield it (as a sport or whatnot), but to ridicule the people that claim they're true samurai, don't know a goddamn thing about it, or it's disciplines, and come here and try to preach their message.
See this?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9uj90GIuqP0

These people ruin it for everyone. It's so wrong, in so many ways on so many levels, so I can only agree with the people that are heavily opposed to weeaboos. You'll notice that Fresnel and a lot of other people are fairly levelheaded and sensible people. The OP is just a ruse to give weeaboos a taste of their own medicine. But due to the massive influx of people who think a katana is magical, it's gotten too bothersome to explain this.

However, as of lately, it's been a little worrying how people get flamed right off the bat.
     
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However, those people you mentioned prancing around with a cheap, ugly katana, is the exact reason this thread was created. It wasn't as much to ridicule the sword, or those who wield it (as a sport or whatnot), but to ridicule the people that claim they're true samurai, don't know a goddamn thing about it, or it's disciplines, and come here and try to preach their message.
See this?
]http://youtube.com/watch?v=9uj90GIuqP0

Don't buy a sword from this guy.
 
     
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THIS IS THE ED. I EXPECT YOU TO READ ALL OF THIS, OR DON'T COMMENT
I will know if you cheated.

If you point out the irony of the sword on my avatar, you will get the insta-B&hammer. Shut the f**k up about it already. Yes, Gaia has a gun. It looks like s**t on my avatar. I'm not stabbing you with my pixels, you're looking at them. It's for display only. It is a piece of art, not a weapon. Honor does not apply to art. That is all.
Note: I have since changed my avatar. I did have a rapier at the time.

Swords are a weapon for honorless dogs. We've all seen the debates about why swords are superior to guns. At the end of it, there's only two arguments left standing.

The first one is that blades are silent. You often see an argument such as
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Swords are silent. I can sneak up on you and your gun and chop your head off before you even know I'm there!!!!1
So I ask you, is a silent kill honorable? Killing a man, two men, a group of men before they even know there was an enemy at hand? That's hardly fair, and fairness is a large portion of honor. Two men, facing each other on the field of honor, that is an honorable fight. One man slipping a stiletto between another's ribs is an deceitful assassination.

The second argument left standing is that a kill with a sword allows you to feel the life of another man when you take it. Again, this is an argument I've seen made a hundred times. Swords are better because you can feel the life leave your opponent. I ask you this, what kind of fucked-up sadist enjoys the feeling of another man's life slipping away between his fingers? That's not honorable, that's monstrous. That's the kind of thing a man like Mengele or Torquemada would enjoy. Footnote for the dense: this statement does not apply to all swordsmen, just the ones that claim this. It's been done before. Those idiots absolutely flock to these threads.

A sword is also far more inhumane than a gun. Look up knife fight wounds on Google Images. I won't post them, they're extremely graphic. I'd much rather have a hole in my arm than be missing it completely. A shot to the gut is gruesome, but it's nowhere near as stomach-wrenchingly disgusting as a man whose intestines are falling out of a gaping slash in his torso. While guns can be gruesome, the most hideous and gruesome gunshots are often shots that would have killed the victim instantly. Gruesome sword wounds force the victim to live until enough blood has drained from their bodies for them to pass out and die. The most gruesome gunshots are often headshots, and a wound that destroys the brain ends life instantly.

Above all, a sword requires no skill whatsoever to use. You pick it up and wave it around, and you can kill a man with no problem. A gun, however, requires an amazing amount of skill to use properly. One must take into account the movement of the target, the weight of the bullet, the muzzle velocity, the wind, the sight picture, their stance, the number of rounds left in the magazine, whether or not their safety is on... any one of a million things which may or may not affect the shooter at any given time. And these are only the things which affect an unstressed shooter. A combatant in a gunfight must take into account enemy tactics, their own biological responses to the situation*, where cover is and how best to utilize it, their surroundings and how they can be advantageous... a gunfight is incredibly complex and difficult. I myself was a competitive shooter for three years. I practiced every weekend of the year, and at least two additional days most weeks. I managed, in that time, to achieve the second lowest competitive ranking the NRA had to offer. That was my peak, and I was good. Shooting a gun is far more difficult than one would imagine. Three years of dedicated training got me to where I was; the middle of the pack. And there are people like Middleton Tompkins out there who could take a fly out of the air at a thousand yards, and people like Rob Leatham and Jerry Miculek who can put a dozen bullets exactly where they want them in an incredibly short amount of time. My candle is but a cigarette compared to the lighthouse of these men.

People say that a sword is a beautiful weapon of honor, and a gun is nothing more than an ugly killing machine. Those of you who hold that opinion, I would like to direct you to this thread, and I hope you cry yourself to sleep tonight after realizing how incredibly wrong you were.

Some argue that with a sword, one has to be brave enough to engage in close combat. To them, I say that close combat with a sword is nowhere near as dangerous and harrowing as a fight in which death can come from any direction at any time, from any distance. In a swordfight, you can simply step back and be safe for a moment. Not so in a gunfight. In a gunfight, you find cover or you die. It's that simple.

I'll add more to this as it comes up. I'm sure this will be a rather interesting thread.

•First addendum: Silencers do NOT silence a weapon. They simply make it quieter. It is still rather loud.

*Biological responses, described by GunsmithKitten:
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Human physiology has evolved to react a certain way to immediate physical danger. Blood vessels in the arms and legs constrict, reducing blood flow in expectation of imminent injury to the extremities. Blood sugar levels rise, resulting in stronger and faster movement. Blood pressure and rate of respiration increase while vision and consciousness focus on the immediate threat. Unfortunately for a shooter in a combat situation, all of these factors occur at the expense of the judgment, situational awareness and fine motor control, which are critical to accurate shooting. An Olympic-caliber marksman who finds her life threatened for the first time is fortunate if she can put one in 10 shots into her intended target.

The best way for a shooter to prepare for a gunfight is to train until she’s developed the muscle memory necessary to carry her through violence without conscious thought. Militaries and law enforcement agencies have long been aware of the difference between safe, calm target practice and the chaos of actual combat, and they train their personnel relentlessly to ensure their survival. The core of this training is reflexive aim for the target’s center of mass. “Called shots” and “shooting to wound” run directly counter to the principle of accurately putting a bullet into the target’s vital organs. A moving person’s arms, legs and head all flail around too much for accurate aim if he’s moving, or just popping in or out of cover, in a fight.


•Everyone so far has said "lol wut about sniprs?" My response is this: Snipings are incredibly rare. The only people who get sniped on a regular basis dress like Fidel Castro and live in Central America where they oppress the local sugar farmers. They're less common than poisoning assassinations were before the invention of firearms (which is possibly the least honorable method of assassination possible). So please, very very very few people are killed by snipings. In modern society, knifings are a thousand times more common than snipings. Let's not bring that up unless you think you have a truly solid point, okay?

•Anyone who comes in here and says "honor is outdated, it'll just get you killed" is missing my point entirely. The point isn't which one would be better suited to a modern fight. That's an idiot test.

•If this is your argument:
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/9250/motivator1957573oo9.jpg
then STFU and GTFO. Props to Sierra for the picture.

•One must also take into account modern warfare. If anything happens and you get in a fight, you bring a gun. This is because a gun has advantages over a sword. 9 times out of 10 a marksman will beat a swordsman. But in modern warfare, nobody uses a sword (kinda obvious, no?), so bringing a sword to a fight is suicide. You bring a gun. A gun at least puts you on the same level as another man with a gun. Is survival instinct dishonorable? Two people facing each other with guns, that's a gunfight. And I've already explained why a gunfight is honorable.

•While I thought it would go unsaid, apparently not. Please do NOT quote the OP, unless you're breaking it down into chunks and responding to it bit by bit. If you feel you're interrupting the current flow of conversation with your input, please feel free to begin your message with "In response to the OP," or similar.

•Take note, I'm including all blades in this argument. If I can have the pistol, the shotgun, the rifle, the musket, etc. all used against me, I think I should be able to claim knives, daggers, swords, and other hand-held blades to my advantage as well. Spears, arrows, and other thrown weapons are exempt.

I'd also like to point out another thing I found to be obvious, but I guess it's less than intuitive. When you're in a swordfight, you're right up against the other guy, you're in the "danger zone." People automatically assume that with a gun, you can kill someone from outside the "danger zone." Not so. When both parties have a gun, the danger zone is incredibly large. If he can see you, he has a decent chance of hitting you. Even if he CAN'T see you, he still has a fraction of a chance of hitting you. So no, distance holds no safety in a gunfight. For the record, snipers aren't safe because they're far away, they're safe because they're hidden. Ever seen Saving Private Ryan? Sniper got sniped.

Dave Sevigny shooting IPSC, a testament to how much has to be brought into play when firing a gun. More IPSC. I don't know who those guys are, but DAMN are they good.

•You can't compare sparring with swords to target shooting. That's an unfair comparison. Compare target shooting to sparring with a dummy, or compare sparring with a human to combat/paintball/airsoft. Anything else just doesn't work.

•The big and/or technicolor bits are what a lot of twats keep missing. Please, pay special attention to those bits. I'll hurt and/or ignore you if you ignore them.

"seksi_rogue"
Swords take much more skill and courage to wield, unlike guns... With a gun you have a range and with sword it's up close and personal, plus it takes alot of practice to become good with swords. anyone can just pull a gun on someone and kill them with a quick trigger pull.
If you want to say this or something similar, I've heard it every fucking page. Don't bother.
Another argument that I'd appreciate you guys not bringing to the table AGAIN is "Killing isn't honorable at all." Heard it a million times, don't want to hear it a million more.
Apparently, most of you take offense to this. I don't think you understand I'm telling you not to use this argument because EVERYONE uses it. I've heard it a million times, and I really don't want to have to refute it every three pages.

your just a worthless cur who dosent like to get his hands dirty, guns are for the cowards who cannot face down there enemy face to face, i on the other hand would face down an armada of men for my honor armed only with a sword, no not just any sword but with the one i forged myself and if i die i will die a man of honor
     
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your just a worthless cur who dosent like to get his hands dirty, guns are for the cowards who cannot face down there enemy face to face


A: Every person I've pulled my firearm on I've been face to face with. next assumption please!

B: Why should I give a flip about what said enemy thinks of me whether I'm a coward or not?

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, i on the other hand would face down an armada of men for my honor armed only with a sword


*LOL* One too many comic books will do that to you.

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, no not just any sword but with the one i forged myself and if i die i will die a man of honor


So do you frequently go out accosting people looking for duels? Enjoy the police intervention there, Conan...
 
     


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your just a worthless cur who dosent like to get his hands dirty, guns are for the cowards who cannot face down there enemy face to face, i on the other hand would face down an armada of men for my honor armed only with a sword, no not just any sword but with the one i forged myself and if i die i will die a man of honor


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"HELLION13"
your just a worthless cur who dosent like to get his hands dirty, guns are for the cowards who cannot face down there enemy face to face, i on the other hand would face down an armada of men for my honor armed only with a sword, no not just any sword but with the one i forged myself and if i die i will die a man of honor


Go watch some more anime rolleyes


I must say, have you ever seen a more pure example of the sword weeaboo species? It's downright fascinating, I must say. I feel a bit like Marlin Perkins...
 
     


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