Save Them Gaia

[PC Angel Troll]

Christopher Columbine

PC Angel Troll

Alas, Fair Maiden of The OP, I Doth Agree. Thou Plight is Most Heinous. I Believe That It Doth Be Time to Champion Justice. Rise Up, Brothers At Arms. Rise Up and Let Us Save These Fair Creatures.

We Are Men Of Valor. We Are Men Of Pride. It is Time to Prove That. Rise, I Say, and Go Forth. Thou Shalt Slay Dragons, Not Seals. Thou Shalt Slay Sin, Yet Thine Shan't Lay Neither a Finger Nor Fist Upon the Delicate Flesh of Seal. These Are Most Sacred Creatures And It Is Our Right, Nay, Our Duty! To Protect Them With Our Lives If Need Be.

Rise Up.

We are men of careful thought, and we must put the Canadian liquor market's integrity before cute seals that will grow up to be cold-hearted fish murderers.

Alas! Thou Doth Make a Point. Is It Wise to War With Our Neighbors Who Hold Keys to Such Exotic Goods As Kokanee and Maple Syrup? Woe is Me. Woe is Us! Perchance This Issue May Be Resolved Through Clever Pondarances And Marrying Off Fair Maids To Appease The Canadian Savagery. Doth Wocki-Chan Still Be Eligible for Alliance?

[Khamsin]

moonlight_blackrose

This is a message I'm sending because I thought it was important. It won't take long, so please read it.



These are some of the sweetest, most adorable creatures I've ever seen....

And this is what's being done to them.




help save these adorable creatures, before there aren't any more to save. If this message was enough to move you, paste the following in your sig, on your myspace, in your gaia journal, or on face book. But get the message moving. One person may not be heard, two may not be heard, but if enough people band together and raise their voices, someone will have to hear. And they will have to listen.

If you're going to campaign for something, do your homework, little girl. I'm from Canada. It's illegal to kill baby seals (6 months or younger) unless you're Inuit and have native rights. It's not allowed. You'll get your a** kicked in court.

Now grow the hell up and get back to in the classroom.

[black_wing_angel]

Project 429

Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

I feel your pain, dawg. I feel your pain...

[PC Angel Troll]

Project 429

Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

Nay, I Do Not Desire Thy Body, Dear Project. I Must Confess That Men of the Male Persuasion Are Unable to Fetter The Desires of My Heart. Perhaps If I Sing Thee A Ballad I Will Sooth Thy Sore Temper.

*A-hem*

What Doth Be Love?
Oh Maiden, Do Not Cause Me Injury
Do Not Cause Me Injury
Oh Nay

[black_wing_angel]

OneWithDunamis

black_wing_angel

Albany King

black_wing_angel

I make being a cold hearted b*****d look sexy, don't I?

Maybe if you cut your hair...

Uh....no. Not happening.

Besides, it's the hair that makes the girls cream themselves.

They foam from the mouth?

Well, not exactly "foam", and a different set of "lips".

But yeah.

[PC Angel Troll]

black_wing_angel

Project 429

Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

I feel your pain, dawg. I feel your pain...

Alas Poor Maid. Perhaps I be Able To Balm Your Pain With Mine Gentle Touch? If Thou is Still Honest I Can Make it Not So. Care to Allow Me To Guard My Loins With Your Tender Ministrations?

[Hurricane_Scrambles]

PC Angel Troll

Project 429

Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

Nay, I Do Not Desire Thy Body, Dear Project. I Must Confess That Men of the Male Persuasion Are Unable to Fetter The Desires of My Heart. Perhaps If I Sing Thee A Ballad I Will Sooth Thy Sore Temper.

*A-hem*

What Doth Be Love?
Oh Maiden, Do Not Cause Me Injury
Do Not Cause Me Injury
Oh Nay

God, I laughed.

[Christopher Columbine]

PC Angel Troll

Christopher Columbine

PC Angel Troll

Alas, Fair Maiden of The OP, I Doth Agree. Thou Plight is Most Heinous. I Believe That It Doth Be Time to Champion Justice. Rise Up, Brothers At Arms. Rise Up and Let Us Save These Fair Creatures.

We Are Men Of Valor. We Are Men Of Pride. It is Time to Prove That. Rise, I Say, and Go Forth. Thou Shalt Slay Dragons, Not Seals. Thou Shalt Slay Sin, Yet Thine Shan't Lay Neither a Finger Nor Fist Upon the Delicate Flesh of Seal. These Are Most Sacred Creatures And It Is Our Right, Nay, Our Duty! To Protect Them With Our Lives If Need Be.

Rise Up.

We are men of careful thought, and we must put the Canadian liquor market's integrity before cute seals that will grow up to be cold-hearted fish murderers.

Alas! Thou Doth Make a Point. Is It Wise to War With Our Neighbors Who Hold Keys to Such Exotic Goods As Kokanee and Maple Syrup? Woe is Me. Woe is Us! Perchance This Issue May Be Resolved Through Clever Pondarances And Marrying Off Fair Maids To Appease The Canadian Savagery. Doth Wocki-Chan Still Be Eligible for Alliance?

The only thing between the boorish seal-hunters of Canada and the sudden consumption of all of the alcoholic beverages in North America is the seal hunt. If we take away the seal hunt, our only back-up will be trucking in marijuana by the gigaton from Vancouver, which would make me want to set up a grow-op in my house. Vancouver does not need to be a city in which 50% of houses have residents that go by the name of cannabis sativa.

[PC Angel Troll]

black_wing_angel

OneWithDunamis

black_wing_angel

Albany King

black_wing_angel

I make being a cold hearted b*****d look sexy, don't I?

Maybe if you cut your hair...

Uh....no. Not happening.

Besides, it's the hair that makes the girls cream themselves.

They foam from the mouth?

Well, not exactly "foam", and a different set of "lips".

But yeah.

They Doth Leak Excessive Bodily Fluid From Their Eyes?

[Albany King]

OneWithDunamis

black_wing_angel

Albany King

black_wing_angel

I make being a cold hearted b*****d look sexy, don't I?

Maybe if you cut your hair...

Uh....no. Not happening.

Besides, it's the hair that makes the girls cream themselves.

They foam from the mouth?

I think it's just vomit.

[black_wing_angel]

PC Angel Troll

black_wing_angel

Project 429

Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

I feel your pain, dawg. I feel your pain...

Alas Poor Maid. Perhaps I be Able To Balm Your Pain With Mine Gentle Touch? If Thou is Still Honest I Can Make it Not So. Care to Allow Me To Guard My Loins With Your Tender Ministrations?

Dude...

I'm a guy.

In different vocalizations, my brother, I doth possess a p***s.

[black_wing_angel]

Albany King

OneWithDunamis

black_wing_angel

Albany King

black_wing_angel

I make being a cold hearted b*****d look sexy, don't I?

Maybe if you cut your hair...

Uh....no. Not happening.

Besides, it's the hair that makes the girls cream themselves.

They foam from the mouth?

I think it's just vomit.

Unless they can vomit from their v****a, I'm going to have to say "no".

[PC Angel Troll]

Christopher Columbine

PC Angel Troll

Christopher Columbine

PC Angel Troll

Alas, Fair Maiden of The OP, I Doth Agree. Thou Plight is Most Heinous. I Believe That It Doth Be Time to Champion Justice. Rise Up, Brothers At Arms. Rise Up and Let Us Save These Fair Creatures.

We Are Men Of Valor. We Are Men Of Pride. It is Time to Prove That. Rise, I Say, and Go Forth. Thou Shalt Slay Dragons, Not Seals. Thou Shalt Slay Sin, Yet Thine Shan't Lay Neither a Finger Nor Fist Upon the Delicate Flesh of Seal. These Are Most Sacred Creatures And It Is Our Right, Nay, Our Duty! To Protect Them With Our Lives If Need Be.

Rise Up.

We are men of careful thought, and we must put the Canadian liquor market's integrity before cute seals that will grow up to be cold-hearted fish murderers.

Alas! Thou Doth Make a Point. Is It Wise to War With Our Neighbors Who Hold Keys to Such Exotic Goods As Kokanee and Maple Syrup? Woe is Me. Woe is Us! Perchance This Issue May Be Resolved Through Clever Pondarances And Marrying Off Fair Maids To Appease The Canadian Savagery. Doth Wocki-Chan Still Be Eligible for Alliance?

The only thing between the boorish seal-hunters of Canada and the sudden consumption of all of the alcoholic beverages in North America is the seal hunt. If we take away the seal hunt, our only back-up will be trucking in marijuana by the gigaton from Vancouver, which would make me want to set up a grow-op in my house. Vancouver does not need to be a city in which 50% of houses have residents that go by the name of cannabis sativa.

Forsooth, Thou Has a Poignant Point. Not Only is Herb of Less Effect Than Hearty Ale it Also Tends To Suffer more From The Hazards of Trades. Perhaps We Could Connive of A Plan and Force Our Neighbors to Be In Need of Spirits for Other Reasons.

Perhaps...

No! I Doth Be Too Bold. Yet alas I Am Forced into a Corner.

Perhaps We Should FOllow Times of Old and Send A Trojan Horse. Perhaps We Should Gift Our Neighbors With Both Perez and Paris Hilton in The Hopes of Increasing their Need for Libations?

[PC Angel Troll]

black_wing_angel

PC Angel Troll

black_wing_angel

Project 429

Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

I feel your pain, dawg. I feel your pain...

Alas Poor Maid. Perhaps I be Able To Balm Your Pain With Mine Gentle Touch? If Thou is Still Honest I Can Make it Not So. Care to Allow Me To Guard My Loins With Your Tender Ministrations?

Dude...

I'm a guy.

In different vocalizations, my brother, I doth possess a p***s.

My Lady. Me Thinks Thou DOth Protest too Much. Fear Not! Your Virtue is Safe With Me. I Will Keep You Chaste Until Your Father Agrees to Our Match.

[Khamsin]

black_wing_angel

Albany King

OneWithDunamis

black_wing_angel

Albany King

black_wing_angel

I make being a cold hearted b*****d look sexy, don't I?

Maybe if you cut your hair...

Uh....no. Not happening.

Besides, it's the hair that makes the girls cream themselves.

They foam from the mouth?

I think it's just vomit.

Unless they can vomit from their v****a, I'm going to have to say "no".

It'd give a new meaning to blowing chunks....