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Hark?

Do I Hear Tremers In Your Tone?

Fear Not, Maiden! I Shan't Let Thou Hardened Heart Remain So. You Will Make Me a Fine Wife. All Thou Hast To Do Is Manage The House Wilst I Ride in Service of Our Lord, But Fear Not. Manny Shall Provide Thee With Aid, Giving Thee Time to Raise Our Fine Lads who Shalt Be Born With My Strength And Thine's Fire.

I Shall Offer Your Father Ten Horse to Agree Upon Our Match.


10 horses is all I'm worth, to you?

Pass... talk2hand

So All Ye Need Is For Me To Raise My Offer?
Gladly!
For Me to Boast of Our Marriage I Would Offer Your Father the Heartbreaker to Show That I am True in My Affections.


Pass talk2hand

I don't put out for men. Much less, for cheapscates.

Thou Art a Lesbian?
Alak!
I Shall Then Be Forced to Return You To The Path of God. Perhaps If I Can FIx Your Ailment Your Father Shall Give You to I in Gratitude.


Lesbian? Sure. Why not?

And "return me to the path of God"? Better people have tried. I'm about as close to God, as I ever will be. And I'm happy with that.

I stay out of his way, he stays out of mine. We see each other around the holidays, and chat a bit. In the end, we're good buddies, but that's as far as I'm willing to go, right now.
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Hark?

Do I Hear Tremers In Your Tone?

Fear Not, Maiden! I Shan't Let Thou Hardened Heart Remain So. You Will Make Me a Fine Wife. All Thou Hast To Do Is Manage The House Wilst I Ride in Service of Our Lord, But Fear Not. Manny Shall Provide Thee With Aid, Giving Thee Time to Raise Our Fine Lads who Shalt Be Born With My Strength And Thine's Fire.

I Shall Offer Your Father Ten Horse to Agree Upon Our Match.


10 horses is all I'm worth, to you?

Pass... talk2hand

So All Ye Need Is For Me To Raise My Offer?
Gladly!
For Me to Boast of Our Marriage I Would Offer Your Father the Heartbreaker to Show That I am True in My Affections.


Pass talk2hand

I don't put out for men. Much less, for cheapscates.

Thou Art a Lesbian?
Alak!
I Shall Then Be Forced to Return You To The Path of God. Perhaps If I Can FIx Your Ailment Your Father Shall Give You to I in Gratitude.


Lesbian? Sure. Why not?

And "return me to the path of God"? Better people have tried. I'm about as close to God, as I ever will be. And I'm happy with that.

Ye Doth Not Be Wrapped In PC's Embrace, Hence Ye Can Indeed Be CLoser to Our Lord. Now Come, Maid, and Quit Resisting Our Destiny.
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We should have a theme, too. Disco? Nothing spices up clubbing seals like some disco.

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Nah. Anytime you have a bloodbath, heavy metal is the necessary noise.

Nothing says "DIE, ********!" like Cannibal Corpse's "Kill".


Good idea. I would also suggest Dimmu Borgir's Progenies of the Apocalypse.


Goddamn right!

And let's throw in a little Job for a Cowboy, just for fun.

Oh, and a little Psychostick, for humor.


Gentlemen, I do believe we have a road trip to plan.


I call Shotgun!


I call 44 Mil!
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So All Ye Need Is For Me To Raise My Offer?
Gladly!
For Me to Boast of Our Marriage I Would Offer Your Father the Heartbreaker to Show That I am True in My Affections.


Pass talk2hand

I don't put out for men. Much less, for cheapscates.

Thou Art a Lesbian?
Alak!
I Shall Then Be Forced to Return You To The Path of God. Perhaps If I Can FIx Your Ailment Your Father Shall Give You to I in Gratitude.


Lesbian? Sure. Why not?

And "return me to the path of God"? Better people have tried. I'm about as close to God, as I ever will be. And I'm happy with that.

Ye Doth Not Be Wrapped In PC's Embrace, Hence Ye Can Indeed Be CLoser to Our Lord. Now Come, Maid, and Quit Resisting Our Destiny.


I'm beginning to wonder if the "Angel" in your username, is meant to refer to me....
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Good idea. I would also suggest Dimmu Borgir's Progenies of the Apocalypse.


Goddamn right!

And let's throw in a little Job for a Cowboy, just for fun.

Oh, and a little Psychostick, for humor.


Gentlemen, I do believe we have a road trip to plan.


I call Shotgun!


I call 44 Mil!


I lol'd.

Can we make a detour, so that I can put a .243 through PC's head?
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So All Ye Need Is For Me To Raise My Offer?
Gladly!
For Me to Boast of Our Marriage I Would Offer Your Father the Heartbreaker to Show That I am True in My Affections.


Pass talk2hand

I don't put out for men. Much less, for cheapscates.

Thou Art a Lesbian?
Alak!
I Shall Then Be Forced to Return You To The Path of God. Perhaps If I Can FIx Your Ailment Your Father Shall Give You to I in Gratitude.


Lesbian? Sure. Why not?

And "return me to the path of God"? Better people have tried. I'm about as close to God, as I ever will be. And I'm happy with that.

Ye Doth Not Be Wrapped In PC's Embrace, Hence Ye Can Indeed Be CLoser to Our Lord. Now Come, Maid, and Quit Resisting Our Destiny.


I'm beginning to wonder if the "Angel" in your username, is meant to refer to me....

Thou Had Me Wondering to Similar Effect.
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Thou Art a Lesbian?
Alak!
I Shall Then Be Forced to Return You To The Path of God. Perhaps If I Can FIx Your Ailment Your Father Shall Give You to I in Gratitude.


Lesbian? Sure. Why not?

And "return me to the path of God"? Better people have tried. I'm about as close to God, as I ever will be. And I'm happy with that.

Ye Doth Not Be Wrapped In PC's Embrace, Hence Ye Can Indeed Be CLoser to Our Lord. Now Come, Maid, and Quit Resisting Our Destiny.


I'm beginning to wonder if the "Angel" in your username, is meant to refer to me....

Thou Had Me Wondering to Similar Effect.


Understand, PC. Thy hold no interest in thee, for I hath found thy mate. A maiden who's fairness matches thine own. I hath no place in the arms of thee, for thou God doth not allow polygamy.
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Thou Art a Lesbian?
Alak!
I Shall Then Be Forced to Return You To The Path of God. Perhaps If I Can FIx Your Ailment Your Father Shall Give You to I in Gratitude.


Lesbian? Sure. Why not?

And "return me to the path of God"? Better people have tried. I'm about as close to God, as I ever will be. And I'm happy with that.

Ye Doth Not Be Wrapped In PC's Embrace, Hence Ye Can Indeed Be CLoser to Our Lord. Now Come, Maid, and Quit Resisting Our Destiny.


I'm beginning to wonder if the "Angel" in your username, is meant to refer to me....

Thou Had Me Wondering to Similar Effect.


Understand, PC. Thy hold no interest in thee, for I hath found thy mate. A maiden who's fairness matches thine own. I hath no place in the arms of thee, for thou God doth not allow polygamy.

Nor Doth He Allow Homosexuality. Turn from Your Sinful Path, OF ANgel, And Come To Mine Arms.
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Ye Doth Not Be Wrapped In PC's Embrace, Hence Ye Can Indeed Be CLoser to Our Lord. Now Come, Maid, and Quit Resisting Our Destiny.


I'm beginning to wonder if the "Angel" in your username, is meant to refer to me....

Thou Had Me Wondering to Similar Effect.


Understand, PC. Thy hold no interest in thee, for I hath found thy mate. A maiden who's fairness matches thine own. I hath no place in the arms of thee, for thou God doth not allow polygamy.

Nor Doth He Allow Homosexuality. Turn from Your Sinful Path, OF ANgel, And Come To Mine Arms.


Buuuuuuuut......I LIKE the path I'm on!

So....sorry dude, but you're sleeping alone.
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Ye Doth Not Be Wrapped In PC's Embrace, Hence Ye Can Indeed Be CLoser to Our Lord. Now Come, Maid, and Quit Resisting Our Destiny.


I'm beginning to wonder if the "Angel" in your username, is meant to refer to me....

Thou Had Me Wondering to Similar Effect.


Understand, PC. Thy hold no interest in thee, for I hath found thy mate. A maiden who's fairness matches thine own. I hath no place in the arms of thee, for thou God doth not allow polygamy.

Nor Doth He Allow Homosexuality. Turn from Your Sinful Path, OF ANgel, And Come To Mine Arms.


Buuuuuuuut......I LIKE the path I'm on!

So....sorry dude, but you're sleeping alone.

On Thou Last Point I can Most Assuredly Disagree. I Do Not Lack for Company
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Thou Had Me Wondering to Similar Effect.


Understand, PC. Thy hold no interest in thee, for I hath found thy mate. A maiden who's fairness matches thine own. I hath no place in the arms of thee, for thou God doth not allow polygamy.

Nor Doth He Allow Homosexuality. Turn from Your Sinful Path, OF ANgel, And Come To Mine Arms.


Buuuuuuuut......I LIKE the path I'm on!

So....sorry dude, but you're sleeping alone.

On Thou Last Point I can Most Assuredly Disagree. I Do Not Lack for Company


Then waste your time with them, not me.
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I can't stop staring at the second to last pic because it reminds me of Giygas.

Some cultures have traditions that other cultures (such as yours) find barbaric. Personally, I don't force others to give up their traditions because I don't like them. Yes, those seals are cute to me, but if someone needs to club them to survive, I'm not going to stop them. I wouldn't like it if someone forced me to stop doing things I like or need to do because they're against it.
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...are you for serious?
yes I'm serious. Otherwise I wouldn't be wasting my time talking to mindless, insensitive, barbarians such as the one who posted above you.


Forgive me.
But my sympathy for the adorable little seals is outweighed by my sympathy for the subsistence hunters and trackers living in the NWT who rely on the seal hunt to feed their adorable little children.

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I like seals... but but.... eek
It is a well known fact that all seals carry the seed of evil in their eyes


but that OP makes me hungry, brb

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