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Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.


I feel your pain, dawg. I feel your pain...

Alas Poor Maid. Perhaps I be Able To Balm Your Pain With Mine Gentle Touch? If Thou is Still Honest I Can Make it Not So. Care to Allow Me To Guard My Loins With Your Tender Ministrations?


Dude...

I'm a guy.

In different vocalizations, my brother, I doth possess a p***s.

My Lady. Me Thinks Thou DOth Protest too Much. Fear Not! Your Virtue is Safe With Me. I Will Keep You Chaste Until Your Father Agrees to Our Match.


******** my dad, I don't agree to the match.

This is because I'm a man. A male of the human species. Possesser of p***s. Craver of v****a.

I doth maketh thine maidens beg for thine seed.
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Uh....no. Not happening.

Besides, it's the hair that makes the girls cream themselves.

They foam from the mouth?
I think it's just vomit.


Unless they can vomit from their v****a, I'm going to have to say "no".

It'd give a new meaning to blowing chunks....


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Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

Nay, I Do Not Desire Thy Body, Dear Project. I Must Confess That Men of the Male Persuasion Are Unable to Fetter The Desires of My Heart. Perhaps If I Sing Thee A Ballad I Will Sooth Thy Sore Temper.

*A-hem*

What Doth Be Love?
Oh Maiden, Do Not Cause Me Injury
Do Not Cause Me Injury
Oh Nay


Haddaway doesn't have good enough bass to get stuck in my head. Strut is a song that gets stuck in my head too, and I hate it because it's a girl power song, but it does have that ultra-heavy beat. Great. I got into an arguement about video games on this board earlier today. Now I'm listening to girl-power dance music. I am totally not scoring any internet tough-guy points today. ******** it.

Anyway, have we reached a consensus on the seals yet?
I'll start caring about seals getting clubbed when Children, women, and men around the world don't get clubbed to death, forced into labor camps, and worst.

Save humanity Club a seal!
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Project 429
Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.


I feel your pain, dawg. I feel your pain...

Alas Poor Maid. Perhaps I be Able To Balm Your Pain With Mine Gentle Touch? If Thou is Still Honest I Can Make it Not So. Care to Allow Me To Guard My Loins With Your Tender Ministrations?


Dude...

I'm a guy.

In different vocalizations, my brother, I doth possess a p***s.

My Lady. Me Thinks Thou DOth Protest too Much. Fear Not! Your Virtue is Safe With Me. I Will Keep You Chaste Until Your Father Agrees to Our Match.


******** my dad, I don't agree to the match.

This is because I'm a man. A male of the human species. Possesser of p***s. Craver of v****a.

I doth maketh thine maidens beg for thine seed.

Alas, Thou Art in Need of a Lesson

Thine=Your
When Thou Says Thine Thou Refers to I.

Therefore Thou'st Said "Thou (as In Not I) Doth Make the Ladies Beg for Mine (As in Not Thou)'s Seed.

Now I Do Understand How a Maiden Of Your Stature Would Push Other Maidens Into Loving Me, But Forsooth I Only Have Eyes For You. Perchance When Thou Father Agrees to The Dowry That I Doth Be Willing To Present He Will Relent on Your Enforced Confinement And Thou Shall Ride Safely in Mine Arms As We Venture To Lands Yonder.
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Project 429
Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

Nay, I Do Not Desire Thy Body, Dear Project. I Must Confess That Men of the Male Persuasion Are Unable to Fetter The Desires of My Heart. Perhaps If I Sing Thee A Ballad I Will Sooth Thy Sore Temper.

*A-hem*

What Doth Be Love?
Oh Maiden, Do Not Cause Me Injury
Do Not Cause Me Injury
Oh Nay


Haddaway doesn't have good enough bass to get stuck in my head. Strut is a song that gets stuck in my head too, and I hate it because it's a girl power song, but it does have that ultra-heavy beat. Great. I got into an arguement about video games on this board earlier today. Now I'm listening to girl-power dance music. I am totally not scoring any internet tough-guy points today. ******** it.

Anyway, have we reached a consensus on the seals yet?

Indeed! We Have Reached an Accord!
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Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

Nay, I Do Not Desire Thy Body, Dear Project. I Must Confess That Men of the Male Persuasion Are Unable to Fetter The Desires of My Heart. Perhaps If I Sing Thee A Ballad I Will Sooth Thy Sore Temper.

*A-hem*

What Doth Be Love?
Oh Maiden, Do Not Cause Me Injury
Do Not Cause Me Injury
Oh Nay


Haddaway doesn't have good enough bass to get stuck in my head. Strut is a song that gets stuck in my head too, and I hate it because it's a girl power song, but it does have that ultra-heavy beat. Great. I got into an arguement about video games on this board earlier today. Now I'm listening to girl-power dance music. I am totally not scoring any internet tough-guy points today. ******** it.

Anyway, have we reached a consensus on the seals yet?


I'm listening to Sirius XM 27: LIQUID METAL!

So, Internet Toughguy points, be to me!
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Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

Nay, I Do Not Desire Thy Body, Dear Project. I Must Confess That Men of the Male Persuasion Are Unable to Fetter The Desires of My Heart. Perhaps If I Sing Thee A Ballad I Will Sooth Thy Sore Temper.

*A-hem*

What Doth Be Love?
Oh Maiden, Do Not Cause Me Injury
Do Not Cause Me Injury
Oh Nay


Haddaway doesn't have good enough bass to get stuck in my head. Strut is a song that gets stuck in my head too, and I hate it because it's a girl power song, but it does have that ultra-heavy beat. Great. I got into an arguement about video games on this board earlier today. Now I'm listening to girl-power dance music. I am totally not scoring any internet tough-guy points today. ******** it.

Anyway, have we reached a consensus on the seals yet?


Yes. Get your dance shoes, we're going clubbing.
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Khamsin
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Albany King
OneWithDunamis
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Uh....no. Not happening.

Besides, it's the hair that makes the girls cream themselves.

They foam from the mouth?
I think it's just vomit.


Unless they can vomit from their v****a, I'm going to have to say "no".

It'd give a new meaning to blowing chunks....


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Thank you...thank you....
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Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

Nay, I Do Not Desire Thy Body, Dear Project. I Must Confess That Men of the Male Persuasion Are Unable to Fetter The Desires of My Heart. Perhaps If I Sing Thee A Ballad I Will Sooth Thy Sore Temper.

*A-hem*

What Doth Be Love?
Oh Maiden, Do Not Cause Me Injury
Do Not Cause Me Injury
Oh Nay


Haddaway doesn't have good enough bass to get stuck in my head. Strut is a song that gets stuck in my head too, and I hate it because it's a girl power song, but it does have that ultra-heavy beat. Great. I got into an arguement about video games on this board earlier today. Now I'm listening to girl-power dance music. I am totally not scoring any internet tough-guy points today. ******** it.

Anyway, have we reached a consensus on the seals yet?


I'm listening to Sirius XM 27: LIQUID METAL!

So, Internet Toughguy points, be to me!


Those were automatic to begin with.
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Alas Poor Maid. Perhaps I be Able To Balm Your Pain With Mine Gentle Touch? If Thou is Still Honest I Can Make it Not So. Care to Allow Me To Guard My Loins With Your Tender Ministrations?


Dude...

I'm a guy.

In different vocalizations, my brother, I doth possess a p***s.

My Lady. Me Thinks Thou DOth Protest too Much. Fear Not! Your Virtue is Safe With Me. I Will Keep You Chaste Until Your Father Agrees to Our Match.


******** my dad, I don't agree to the match.

This is because I'm a man. A male of the human species. Possesser of p***s. Craver of v****a.

I doth maketh thine maidens beg for thine seed.

Alas, Thou Art in Need of a Lesson

Thine=Your
When Thou Says Thine Thou Refers to I.

Therefore Thou'st Said "Thou (as In Not I) Doth Make the Ladies Beg for Mine (As in Not Thou)'s Seed.

Now I Do Understand How a Maiden Of Your Stature Would Push Other Maidens Into Loving Me, But Forsooth I Only Have Eyes For You. Perchance When Thou Father Agrees to The Dowry That I Doth Be Willing To Present He Will Relent on Your Enforced Confinement And Thou Shall Ride Safely in Mine Arms As We Venture To Lands Yonder.


Ok ******** old English.

I'm a man.

I am not into you, even if I were a woman. You have 0 chance of getting into my bed. Let alone, into my heart.

My father's opinion means s**t to me. What he 'agrees with' or 'disagrees with' does not matter.
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Project 429
Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

Nay, I Do Not Desire Thy Body, Dear Project. I Must Confess That Men of the Male Persuasion Are Unable to Fetter The Desires of My Heart. Perhaps If I Sing Thee A Ballad I Will Sooth Thy Sore Temper.

*A-hem*

What Doth Be Love?
Oh Maiden, Do Not Cause Me Injury
Do Not Cause Me Injury
Oh Nay


Haddaway doesn't have good enough bass to get stuck in my head. Strut is a song that gets stuck in my head too, and I hate it because it's a girl power song, but it does have that ultra-heavy beat. Great. I got into an arguement about video games on this board earlier today. Now I'm listening to girl-power dance music. I am totally not scoring any internet tough-guy points today. ******** it.

Anyway, have we reached a consensus on the seals yet?


Yes. Get your dance shoes, we're going clubbing.


We should have a theme, too. Disco? Nothing spices up clubbing seals like some disco.

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Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

Nay, I Do Not Desire Thy Body, Dear Project. I Must Confess That Men of the Male Persuasion Are Unable to Fetter The Desires of My Heart. Perhaps If I Sing Thee A Ballad I Will Sooth Thy Sore Temper.

*A-hem*

What Doth Be Love?
Oh Maiden, Do Not Cause Me Injury
Do Not Cause Me Injury
Oh Nay


Haddaway doesn't have good enough bass to get stuck in my head. Strut is a song that gets stuck in my head too, and I hate it because it's a girl power song, but it does have that ultra-heavy beat. Great. I got into an arguement about video games on this board earlier today. Now I'm listening to girl-power dance music. I am totally not scoring any internet tough-guy points today. ******** it.

Anyway, have we reached a consensus on the seals yet?


I'm listening to Sirius XM 27: LIQUID METAL!

So, Internet Toughguy points, be to me!


Those were automatic to begin with.


True.

Anyway, someone get me my 9 Iron. I got some cute little seals to bastardize.
SomeKid93
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PC Angel Troll
Project 429
Way to go PC Angel Troll. You just reminded me of environmentalist warriors.
Which reminded me of the whaling episode of south park.
Which reminded me of the scene where Cartman sings Lady Gaga.
Which got pokerface stuck in my head.

******** you.

Nay, I Do Not Desire Thy Body, Dear Project. I Must Confess That Men of the Male Persuasion Are Unable to Fetter The Desires of My Heart. Perhaps If I Sing Thee A Ballad I Will Sooth Thy Sore Temper.

*A-hem*

What Doth Be Love?
Oh Maiden, Do Not Cause Me Injury
Do Not Cause Me Injury
Oh Nay


Haddaway doesn't have good enough bass to get stuck in my head. Strut is a song that gets stuck in my head too, and I hate it because it's a girl power song, but it does have that ultra-heavy beat. Great. I got into an arguement about video games on this board earlier today. Now I'm listening to girl-power dance music. I am totally not scoring any internet tough-guy points today. ******** it.

Anyway, have we reached a consensus on the seals yet?


Yes. Get your dance shoes, we're going clubbing.


Great, I know this place called the Seal Cub Clubbing Club, they don't check ID and the girls not only put out, but they usually know how to throw up out of their va-, well, I don't want to ruin the surprise.
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Alas Poor Maid. Perhaps I be Able To Balm Your Pain With Mine Gentle Touch? If Thou is Still Honest I Can Make it Not So. Care to Allow Me To Guard My Loins With Your Tender Ministrations?


Dude...

I'm a guy.

In different vocalizations, my brother, I doth possess a p***s.

My Lady. Me Thinks Thou DOth Protest too Much. Fear Not! Your Virtue is Safe With Me. I Will Keep You Chaste Until Your Father Agrees to Our Match.


******** my dad, I don't agree to the match.

This is because I'm a man. A male of the human species. Possesser of p***s. Craver of v****a.

I doth maketh thine maidens beg for thine seed.

Alas, Thou Art in Need of a Lesson

Thine=Your
When Thou Says Thine Thou Refers to I.

Therefore Thou'st Said "Thou (as In Not I) Doth Make the Ladies Beg for Mine (As in Not Thou)'s Seed.

Now I Do Understand How a Maiden Of Your Stature Would Push Other Maidens Into Loving Me, But Forsooth I Only Have Eyes For You. Perchance When Thou Father Agrees to The Dowry That I Doth Be Willing To Present He Will Relent on Your Enforced Confinement And Thou Shall Ride Safely in Mine Arms As We Venture To Lands Yonder.


Ok ******** old English.

I'm a man.

I am not into you, even if I were a woman. You have 0 chance of getting into my bed. Let alone, into my heart.

My father's opinion means s**t to me. What he 'agrees with' or 'disagrees with' does not matter.

Hark?

Do I Hear Tremers In Your Tone?

Fear Not, Maiden! I Shan't Let Thou Hardened Heart Remain So. You Will Make Me a Fine Wife. All Thou Hast To Do Is Manage The House Wilst I Ride in Service of Our Lord, But Fear Not. Manny Shall Provide Thee With Aid, Giving Thee Time to Raise Our Fine Lads who Shalt Be Born With My Strength And Thine's Fire.

I Shall Offer Your Father Ten Horse to Agree Upon Our Match.

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