Save a vegan.

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It seems PETA has discovered that due to their diet vegans are unable to have sex without injuring their partner. It is clear that their lack of meat proteins has caused them to lose control of their motor functions and they just spaz the ******** out and bash their partner into a wall or other solid object. Here is the public service announcement from PETA.



link to PSA

As you can see this is a very real problem. We must help the vegans who have gone delusional and cannot think for themselves. We need to feed them steak and eggs. It is important people. these people need help. Their self destructive eating habits are causing injuries to innocent people. It is time to bring these people back to reality and get them under control before they accidentally kill someone. remember to give a vegan steak and eggs and to pray for their quick recovery.

Finally PETA does something important.

[Blood Valkyrie]

(puts my fingers to my face in a delicate facepalm, a fingertip on my nose and a few fingers on my brow)

This is clever?

[The Living Force]

Way to go, PeTA! Use sexism to get people to go vegan. Pure genius. rolleyes

[Nonesuch Solo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

I could see it maybe if men were turning to vegan bodybuilding. But not the skinny-a** everyday vegans you meet on the street. God, I feel bad for their children, most of all. Do it right--for your kids, please.........

[Nonesuch Solo]

The Living Force

Way to go, PeTA! Use sexism to get people to go vegan. Pure genius. rolleyes

It's a theme with them.

[Sneaker Pimps]

Blood Valkyrie

(puts my fingers to my face in a delicate facepalm, a fingertip on my nose and a few fingers on my brow)

This is clever?

Bro-fist to the face of the user. ^.^

[The Living Force]

Nonesuch Solo

The Living Force

Way to go, PeTA! Use sexism to get people to go vegan. Pure genius. rolleyes

It's a theme with them.

I'd forgotten. They really are really good at alienating people who might support veganism.

[Suicidesoldier#1]

Um...

I don't really get the point of the commercial. ._.


Is is that celery will make you c** so hard that your girlfriend's neck will shatter upon impact with dry wall?

Or that veganism will result in getting into abusive relationships with people?


I mean cause either way it sounds just horrible.

I don't think I'd ever switch based off of that commercial and I mean that literally for multiple reasons.


I mean, who makes these commercials?

The meat industry?

[Suicidesoldier#1]

The Living Force

Nonesuch Solo

The Living Force

Way to go, PeTA! Use sexism to get people to go vegan. Pure genius. rolleyes

It's a theme with them.

I'd forgotten. They really are really good at alienating people who might support veganism.

PETA leaders are just off their rockers is the problem.

Pamela Anderson was cool and all but they've just gone insane now.

[Old Blue Collar Joe]

Nonesuch Solo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

I could see it maybe if men were turning to vegan bodybuilding. But not the skinny-a** everyday vegans you meet on the street. God, I feel bad for their children, most of all. Do it right--for your kids, please.........

A vegan body builder? That's like calling someone a fat anorexic.

[The Living Force]

Old Blue Collar Joe

Nonesuch Solo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

I could see it maybe if men were turning to vegan bodybuilding. But not the skinny-a** everyday vegans you meet on the street. God, I feel bad for their children, most of all. Do it right--for your kids, please.........

A vegan body builder? That's like calling someone a fat anorexic.

It'd take meticulous diet planning, but it's entirely possible.

[tererun the horrifying]

Suicidesoldier#1

Um...

I don't really get the point of the commercial. ._.


Is is that celery will make you c** so hard that your girlfriend's neck will shatter upon impact with dry wall?

Or that veganism will result in getting into abusive relationships with people?


I mean cause either way it sounds just horrible.

I don't think I'd ever switch based off of that commercial and I mean that literally for multiple reasons.


I mean, who makes these commercials?

The meat industry?

I would imagine that perhaps they were going for the idea that going vegan would makle you powerful in bed and forgot to stop the lie bus at really good sex and drove right on through to painful stupid sex. I was thinking it was supposed to be a play on being macho man. The message they ended up sending was that going vegan would make you a spastic dumbass who injures the person they love sort of like lenny from Of Mice and Men. I am pretty sure that the reason for this overwhelming stupidity is that their brains are starved for protein and they cannot think rationally. So we should help them by force feeding them some steak and eggs.

[Vixianna]

Nonesuch Solo

The Living Force

Way to go, PeTA! Use sexism to get people to go vegan. Pure genius. rolleyes

It's a theme with them.

Along with the occasional racism for good measure.

[tererun the horrifying]

Old Blue Collar Joe

Nonesuch Solo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

I could see it maybe if men were turning to vegan bodybuilding. But not the skinny-a** everyday vegans you meet on the street. God, I feel bad for their children, most of all. Do it right--for your kids, please.........

A vegan body builder? That's like calling someone a fat anorexic.

I was thinking it was more like an illiterate bookworm. That works too. good god it is the day that is so stupid we agree on things. This is why I hate stupid people.

[Old Blue Collar Joe]

The Living Force

Old Blue Collar Joe

Nonesuch Solo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

I could see it maybe if men were turning to vegan bodybuilding. But not the skinny-a** everyday vegans you meet on the street. God, I feel bad for their children, most of all. Do it right--for your kids, please.........

A vegan body builder? That's like calling someone a fat anorexic.

It'd take meticulous diet planning, but it's entirely possible.

I have serious doubts it could ever be done with any reasonable expectation of success. If possible and easier than now? You'd have every body builder out there as a vegan.