Mountain dew has flame retardant in it!

[Brilford Wimley]

Je Nique vos Merdiers

Suicidesoldier#1

Je Nique vos Merdiers

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Je Nique vos Merdiers

It's not circular reasoning, it's self-reference. Mountain dew is nasty s**t. There a trillion better drinks out there, why the ******** are people worried about it containing flame retardant when it has enough sugar to kill a diabetic whale and tastes like piss?

Not all mountain dew has sugar, and sugar doesn't cause diabetes.

No, but it does cause cancer.

Uh... sugar doesn't cause cancer in it's own right.

Maybe in the sense that it prolongs the life enough to reach the hayflick limit and get cancer but... otherwise it's not a direct cause per say. xp

Excess Sugar Linked to Cancer

Notice in that article it also describes the indirect way that excess sugar causes diabeetus. Sugar -> obesity -> diabeetus

I can personally attest to the fact that the only way to get Diabeetus is to not devote your love and affection to Brilford Wimley. Brilford Wimley takes the Diabeetus onto himself to save those who love him from it. Those who have it don't love Brilford Wimley.

[Suicidesoldier#1]

Jacque De Molay

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Barrett Jaeger

Jacque De Molay

Barrett Jaeger

Project 429

The human body is 60% water.

Get a syringe with 40% water, inject yourself with it, and you'll turn into pure water.

Yes. We must do this. We can then turn our soldiers into water and then they can hide in the enemy's water supply and ambush them when they are thirsty, or even let themselves be ingested and kill them from the inside.

What if they have filters?

Then God help us.

Unless we can slip through the filters. ninja

With a multi facet form we could reform without taking damage.

Can't they just urinate and flush us out?

Before they drank us we'd just turn back into normal humanoid water figures and annihilate them. ninja

[Knobist]

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Jacque De Molay

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Barrett Jaeger

Jacque De Molay

What if they have filters?

Then God help us.

Unless we can slip through the filters. ninja

With a multi facet form we could reform without taking damage.

Can't they just urinate and flush us out?

Before they drank us we'd just turn back into normal humanoid water figures and annihilate them. ninja

So we would burst into the world being covered in bodily fluids? I did that before and it took nine months. This better be worth the wait!

[Suicidesoldier#1]

Jacque De Molay

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Jacque De Molay

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Barrett Jaeger

Jacque De Molay

What if they have filters?

Then God help us.

Unless we can slip through the filters. ninja

With a multi facet form we could reform without taking damage.

Can't they just urinate and flush us out?

Before they drank us we'd just turn back into normal humanoid water figures and annihilate them. ninja

So we would burst into the world being covered in bodily fluids? I did that before and it took nine months. This better be worth the wait!

Do you get wet?

Or does the water get you? O_o

[Great Lakes haze]

I don't drink carbonated beverages, so I guess I don't have to worry. biggrin

[Suicidesoldier#1]

Great Lakes haze

I don't drink carbonated beverages, so I guess I don't have to worry. biggrin

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I used to, but then I realized mountain dew was just so awesome. xp

[black_wing_angel]

By the way, water isn't specifically a flame retardant. It depends on the kind of flame. Water actually will accelerate a magnesium fire.

[Sir Deranged Reindeer]

Anyone drinking soft drinks/ soda/ pop every day probably has way more immediate health problems to worry about that bromine poisoning. razz

[Great Lakes haze]

Suicidesoldier#1

Great Lakes haze

I don't drink carbonated beverages, so I guess I don't have to worry. biggrin

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I used to, but then I realized mountain dew was just so awesome. xp

There is a lot to be said for lemon and lime flavors. smile

[Suicidesoldier#1]

Sir Deranged Reindeer

Anyone drinking soft drinks/ soda/ pop every day probably has way more immediate health problems to worry about that bromine poisoning. razz

Pssft, I can fly. talk2hand

Or something like that. xp

[Suicidesoldier#1]

Great Lakes haze

Suicidesoldier#1

Great Lakes haze

I don't drink carbonated beverages, so I guess I don't have to worry. biggrin

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I used to, but then I realized mountain dew was just so awesome. xp

There is a lot to be said for lemon and lime flavors. smile

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