If you were a member of the Opposite Sex...

[Marris]

Yes, this is a serious topic...

Lets say you woke up one morning and you had somehow changed sexes in your sleep (if you're a male, you're now a female and vice versa) what would be some things you would do?

This is your chance to explore the mysteries of the opposite sex ... everything you've ever wondered or wished you could do or know but couldn't because it was either physically impossible or you were blocked by the boundaries of society and propriety.

You're officially undercover so what are some things you would take a go at now that you're a guy or a lady?

For the sake of not starting this thread off on a slightly pervy or straight up weird note I'd just say that my first order of business would be to pee standing up ... yes, look at me weird but that is something I've always been jealous of.
Also, I'd probably take up MMA which is not possible for me because I'm just not that strong or able to handle damage very well, but I think as a guy I could hold my own and finally be able to fight like I've always wanted.

[Project 429]

My door would be locked that day, for sure.

[I got bored one day]

Marris

Yes, this is a serious topic...

Lets say you woke up one morning and you had somehow changed sexes in your sleep (if you're a male, you're now a female and vice versa) what would be some things you would do?

First I'd scream. Then I'd scream a little more. Then I'd panic. Then I'd be stunned and in disbelief. Then I'd try to go back to sleep. Then I'd panic again and probably cry.

Oh, wait, this is supposed to be about me masturbating until I pass out, I forgot.

Quote:

This is your chance to explore the mysteries of the opposite sex ... everything you've ever wondered or wished you could do or know but couldn't because it was either physically impossible or you were blocked by the boundaries of society and propriety.

You're officially undercover so what are some things you would take a go at now that you're a guy or a lady?

I can't think of anything. Maybe I'd just listen to what men talk about more.

[Marris]

Cutie-pie Sleepyhead

Marris

Yes, this is a serious topic...

Lets say you woke up one morning and you had somehow changed sexes in your sleep (if you're a male, you're now a female and vice versa) what would be some things you would do?

First I'd scream. Then I'd scream a little more. Then I'd panic. Then I'd be stunned and in disbelief. Then I'd try to go back to sleep. Then I'd panic again and probably cry.

Oh, wait, this is supposed to be about me masturbating until I pass out, I forgot.

Quote:

This is your chance to explore the mysteries of the opposite sex ... everything you've ever wondered or wished you could do or know but couldn't because it was either physically impossible or you were blocked by the boundaries of society and propriety.

You're officially undercover so what are some things you would take a go at now that you're a guy or a lady?

I can't think of anything. Maybe I'd just listen to what men talk about more.

Well, maybe after you'd gotten done with screaming and masturbating you'd take a trip to a guys locker room or hit on that girl you've always liked but never thought she was into girls ... so many possibilities.

[Rosetta Celestine]

I never really got the appeal of peeing standing up. Sitting down is so much more comfortable.

[I got bored one day]

Marris

Cutie-pie Sleepyhead

Marris

Yes, this is a serious topic...

Lets say you woke up one morning and you had somehow changed sexes in your sleep (if you're a male, you're now a female and vice versa) what would be some things you would do?

First I'd scream. Then I'd scream a little more. Then I'd panic. Then I'd be stunned and in disbelief. Then I'd try to go back to sleep. Then I'd panic again and probably cry.

Oh, wait, this is supposed to be about me masturbating until I pass out, I forgot.

Quote:

This is your chance to explore the mysteries of the opposite sex ... everything you've ever wondered or wished you could do or know but couldn't because it was either physically impossible or you were blocked by the boundaries of society and propriety.

You're officially undercover so what are some things you would take a go at now that you're a guy or a lady?

I can't think of anything. Maybe I'd just listen to what men talk about more.

Well, maybe after you'd gotten done with screaming and masturbating you'd take a trip to a guys locker room or hit on that girl you've always liked but never thought she was into girls ... so many possibilities.

I don't think I would. It'd be awkward for one because my suddenly appearing and checking out guys seems really socially provocative even in the most accepting of societies and my hitting on girls who are "straight" would just be emotional turmoil; they don't actually like me.

[Nityananda-rama dasa]

...it would make my day realy weird...

I am a monk, so I would have to fuigure out how to wear a sari, where to shower and all that stuff... I am not sure what I would do, but I could actualy hang out with my female friends, so it would be nice I guess

[Anaiira]

@Rosetta: You can aim your pee if you stand up and are a guy.

@Marris: I would be so happy. (And watch all the feminists attack me now.) Seriously. It's not that I hate being a girl, and I would pretty much do much of the same as a guy. But being a guy means no more boobs, meaning no expensive bras to buy, no worrying about them sagging when I'm old, and it means no more menstruation. No pads. No tampons. No worrying about it being smelly. No bloody sheets or bloody underwear.

[Marris]

Rosetta Celestine

I never really got the appeal of peeing standing up. Sitting down is so much more comfortable.

It's not so much the standing up as the precision ... I feel really weird saying that.
But you can AIM!!!

[xCasondra]

Hm.. I'd prolly do all the things I hate about guys, just to understand why they do them.

Like having sex with an ugly girl and then telling everyone she knows that she's blah blah blah in bed. Or trying to play mind games with women.

Or I'd just fondle myself all day long. I think the one thing I really want to understand is the difference in pleasure.

Most women agree that sex doesn't actually feel good. It's a painful pleasure. The only thing that women like is the foreplay. Men on the other hand, always get off regardless, either their capacity for pleasure is lower, or they receive more pleasure.

Sex is like being punched in the uterus over and over again. neutral

[Akhenaton of man]

I'd finger myself all day. Multiple orgasms rock.

[Marris]

Anaiira

@Rosetta: You can aim your pee if you stand up and are a guy.

@Marris: I would be so happy. (And watch all the feminists attack me now.) Seriously. It's not that I hate being a girl, and I would pretty much do much of the same as a guy. But being a guy means no more boobs, meaning no expensive bras to buy, no worrying about them sagging when I'm old, and it means no more menstruation. No pads. No tampons. No worrying about it being smelly. No bloody sheets or bloody underwear.

*high five*

Agree 100%
Guys are able to get by with so much less effort.
Hell, just taking care of my face now is like a 5 step procedure to keep my skin smooth and 'radiant'.

[I got bored one day]

Akhenaton of man

I'd finger myself all day. Multiple orgasms rock.

You may also be one of the "lucky" who find reaching orgasm extremely difficult or may not be satisfied by manual stimulation. In reality it's not all rainbows and unicorns.

[Akira Fudoh]

I'd go into a woman's locker room and just sit there.

[I got bored one day]

Akira Fudoh

I'd go into a woman's locker room and just sit there.

People would question that, especially when you start soaking the benches you pervert!