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Do you like bagpipes?

No 0.24390243902439 24.4% [ 10 ]
Yes 0.75609756097561 75.6% [ 31 ]
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Bagpipes are similar to the human heart in that they actively pump blood throughout the body and are eaten by cannibals and zombies. A bagpipe is an excellent instrument for a ceremony, because it is extremely ******** loud and impossible to ignore or sleep through.
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You shut your whore mouth.
Bagpipes are awesome.
Hey, maybe guy likes bagpipes, what the ******** wrong with bagpipes huh man?!
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Bagpipes are a MAN's instrument!

You ever try to march into battle, to the sound of a xylophone?

You know why you don't? Because it's not manly enough. Bagpipes, however, are!

Based on how they're played, bagpipes can express mourning, or pride.

There really isn't any old-school instrument, more manly.
Bagpipes rule. Get over it.

*dons blue Braveheart face paint*
For the record, the modern bagpipe sounds nothing like an old Celtic war drone. ******** loud, bassy, and unearthly. Intimidating as hell. Add in drums big enough to be heard for miles, and suddenly your half-size infantry is way scarier.

Man's instrument, that.
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I now feel obligated to:

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It's a good thing those dead bodies can't hear then, huh?
Albany King
Bagpipes are similar to the human heart in that they actively pump blood throughout the body and are eaten by cannibals and zombies. A bagpipe is an excellent instrument for a ceremony, because it is extremely ******** loud and impossible to ignore or sleep through.
ANd It Gives the Dead a Reason to Stay Dead.
I love bagpipes.
PC vs MAC Troll
Albany King
Bagpipes are similar to the human heart in that they actively pump blood throughout the body and are eaten by cannibals and zombies. A bagpipe is an excellent instrument for a ceremony, because it is extremely ******** loud and impossible to ignore or sleep through.
ANd It Gives the Dead a Reason to Stay Dead.
List of reasons to commit suicide:

Horrible job
Wife left
Fat and turning 50
Unhappiness with hobbies
No friends
Bagpipes
Bagpipes sound good if played right.
Albany King
PC vs MAC Troll
Albany King
Bagpipes are similar to the human heart in that they actively pump blood throughout the body and are eaten by cannibals and zombies. A bagpipe is an excellent instrument for a ceremony, because it is extremely ******** loud and impossible to ignore or sleep through.
ANd It Gives the Dead a Reason to Stay Dead.
List of reasons to commit suicide:

Horrible job
Wife left
Fat and turning 50
Unhappiness with hobbies
No friends
Bagpipes

And Zombie Darwin
PC vs MAC Troll
Albany King
PC vs MAC Troll
Albany King
Bagpipes are similar to the human heart in that they actively pump blood throughout the body and are eaten by cannibals and zombies. A bagpipe is an excellent instrument for a ceremony, because it is extremely ******** loud and impossible to ignore or sleep through.
ANd It Gives the Dead a Reason to Stay Dead.
List of reasons to commit suicide:

Horrible job
Wife left
Fat and turning 50
Unhappiness with hobbies
No friends
Bagpipes

And Zombie Darwin
Would Zombie Darwin reveal himself so easily? Or did his interest in thruthiness extend to the posthumous world of mind controll suicide?

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