kaoru2020

mintkitty

At my school, the honors kids take 2 years of calc and take the BC AP exam at the end of senior year. Everyone in the whole history of the program has gotten a 5 because we have an amazing teacher. We also go around singing calculus carols before winter break.

...i'm stunned. please, enlighten me to these calculus carols.

Here's a sample:

To the tune of Oh Christmas Tree

Oh calculus, Oh calculus

How tough are both your branches

Oh calculus, Oh calculus

To pass, what are my chances

Derivatives, I cannot take

At integrals, my fingers shake

Oh calculus, Oh calculus

How tough are both your brances

Oh calculus, Oh calculus

Your theorems I can't master

Oh calculus, Oh calculus

My proofs are a diseaster

You pull a trick out of the air

and find a reason, God knows where

Oh calculus, Oh calculus

Your theorems I can't master

Oh calculus, Oh calculus

Your problems do distress me

Oh calculus, Oh calculus

Related rates depress me

I walk towards lamposts im my sleep

And running water makes me weep

Oh calculus, Oh calculus

Your problems do distress me

Oh calculus, Oh calculus

My limit I am reaching

Oh calculus, Oh calculus

For mercy I'm beseeching

My grades do not approach a B

They're just an epsilon from D

Oh calculus, Oh calculus

My limit I am reaching

A couple of people in my class also wrote their own.