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Do Puppies Go to Heaven?
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Post: 55965939_16 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:20 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:20 am
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They rot in the ground, like us.

Sorry if I made any children cry (it's fun).

~Your friendly neighborhood atheist.

But What of My Noble Steed, Sir Hiccumps The Third?


Thou's noble steed shall rot deep in the forest, and eaten by the beasts of the night!

Old-ish English is fun!

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Post: 55965939_17 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:20 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:20 am
 
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Hail, ED'ers. I Find Myself in A Quandry and Hath Come Seeking Thy Aid. Now Answer Me and If Thou Cans't Please Provide Me With Thine Speculation.

Our Lord and Savior Promises to Take Our Immortal Souls To His Bosom And Hold Us Near His Heart After Death. Our Lord Hath Also Proclaimed That All Animals Have Been Made By Him to Serve Us.

Animals Do Serve and Foresooth They Provide Great Pleasure. Yet Some Animals Thou Dost Treat as Thou It Were Thine Companion. Now When We Pass Wilst Our Animal Companions Join Us Near The Heart of Our Lord or Are We Left Berift of Our Faithful Companions in The Hereafter?

No. They play card games in Hell. With your mother.

Silence Knave!
Thou Are a Weak WIlled Knotty-Pated Maggot Pie.
Begone Fiend!

I bite my thumb at you!

DOST THOU BITE THINE THUMB AT ME?!

I DO, YOU POXED SON OF A RAPER OF SURFS!
     
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Post: 55965939_18 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:24 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:24 am
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Hail, ED'ers. I Find Myself in A Quandry and Hath Come Seeking Thy Aid. Now Answer Me and If Thou Cans't Please Provide Me With Thine Speculation.

Our Lord and Savior Promises to Take Our Immortal Souls To His Bosom And Hold Us Near His Heart After Death. Our Lord Hath Also Proclaimed That All Animals Have Been Made By Him to Serve Us.

Animals Do Serve and Foresooth They Provide Great Pleasure. Yet Some Animals Thou Dost Treat as Thou It Were Thine Companion. Now When We Pass Wilst Our Animal Companions Join Us Near The Heart of Our Lord or Are We Left Berift of Our Faithful Companions in The Hereafter?

No. They play card games in Hell. With your mother.

Silence Knave!
Thou Are a Weak WIlled Knotty-Pated Maggot Pie.
Begone Fiend!

I bite my thumb at you!

DOST THOU BITE THINE THUMB AT ME?!

I DO, YOU POXED SON OF A RAPER OF SURFS!

Your Bob Does Not Cause Me Coil, You Gleeking Base-Court Pignut!
 
     
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Post: 55965939_19 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:27 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:27 am
 
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Silence Knave!
Thou Are a Weak WIlled Knotty-Pated Maggot Pie.
Begone Fiend!

I bite my thumb at you!

DOST THOU BITE THINE THUMB AT ME?!

I DO, YOU POXED SON OF A RAPER OF SURFS!

Your Bob Does Not Cause Me Coil, You Gleeking Base-Court Pignut!

I doth detest your ill airs, you wretched molester of swine.
     
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Post: 55965939_20 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:28 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:28 am
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They rot in the ground, like us.

Sorry if I made any children cry (it's fun).

~Your friendly neighborhood atheist.

But What of My Noble Steed, Sir Hiccumps The Third?


Thou's noble steed shall rot deep in the forest, and eaten by the beasts of the night!

Old-ish English is fun!

~Your friendly neighborhood atheist.

Verily! Thy Olden Tongue is One That Makes Merry.

And Do Not Pronounce Such A Fell Doom Upon My Noble Steed. He Hath Been My Dearest Friend Through BAttles Of Epic Proportions.
 
     
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Post: 55965939_21 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:29 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:29 am
 
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Silence Knave!
Thou Are a Weak WIlled Knotty-Pated Maggot Pie.
Begone Fiend!

I bite my thumb at you!

DOST THOU BITE THINE THUMB AT ME?!

I DO, YOU POXED SON OF A RAPER OF SURFS!

Your Bob Does Not Cause Me Coil, You Gleeking Base-Court Pignut!

I doth detest your ill airs, you wretched molester of swine.

Silence Thou Fiendish Hump Backed Hedge Pig
     
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I'm not that Catholic.

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Post: 55965939_22 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:34 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:34 am
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DOST THOU BITE THINE THUMB AT ME?!

I DO, YOU POXED SON OF A RAPER OF SURFS!

Your Bob Does Not Cause Me Coil, You Gleeking Base-Court Pignut!

I doth detest your ill airs, you wretched molester of swine.

Silence Thou Fiendish Hump Backed Hedge Pig

Feh! Thou art simply envious of thy neighbor's good fortune!

 
     
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Post: 55965939_23 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:45 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:45 am
 
If I've astral projected before, which I have, there is absolutely no reason in the world animals wouldn't have souls.
     
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Post: 55965939_24 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:06 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:06 am
Due to the evident lack of seriousness in this thread (and the lack of purpose in ED), I will shed some light on the situation.

There is no evidence in the Bible (the ONLY reliable source of information on Heaven) that they will, or will not. Most evidence is against. In fact, most evidence is REALLY against....
 
     


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Post: 55965939_25 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:17 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:17 am
 
I listened to a radio story once called the Happy Prince. It was about a statue covered in jewels. During the beginning of winter a bird came to perch on his shoulder. He asked the bird to take the jewels from his body and give them to the needy. The bird agreed to help the people in need rather than migrate. In the end with all his jewels gone, the people decided the statue wasn't nice enough anymore so they pulled it down, and the bird died from cold because it hadn't migrated cause it was busy helping people. God saw their kindness and took the souls of both the statue and the bird to heaven where they existed in the garden of paradise forever.
I've always really liked that story. I like to think animals go to heaven to. Not like a separate heaven or anything, just heaven.
     

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Post: 55965939_26 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:18 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:18 am
What brought forth this prolific pestilence of Ye Olde English?
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Post: 55965939_27 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:27 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:27 am
 
Puppies go to Heaven. What place could truly be paradise without puppies?
     
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Post: 55965939_28 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:29 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:29 am
Die. There's the answer.
 
     
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Post: 55965939_29 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:32 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:32 am
 
If only thou art buried with thine pet, whilst the breath of life is still within them.
     
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Post: 55965939_30 created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:39 amPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:39 am
All Dogs Go To Heaven

Puppies count.
 
     
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