Do Puppies Go to Heaven?

[PC Angel Troll]

Hail, ED'ers. I Find Myself in A Quandry and Hath Come Seeking Thy Aid. Now Answer Me and If Thou Cans't Please Provide Me With Thine Speculation.

Our Lord and Savior Promises to Take Our Immortal Souls To His Bosom And Hold Us Near His Heart After Death. Our Lord Hath Also Proclaimed That All Animals Have Been Made By Him to Serve Us.

Animals Do Serve and Foresooth They Provide Great Pleasure. Yet Some Animals Thou Dost Treat as Thou It Were Thine Companion. Now When We Pass Wilst Our Animal Companions Join Us Near The Heart of Our Lord or Are We Left Berift of Our Faithful Companions in The Hereafter?

[Khamsin]

PC Angel Troll

Hail, ED'ers. I Find Myself in A Quandry and Hath Come Seeking Thy Aid. Now Answer Me and If Thou Cans't Please Provide Me With Thine Speculation.

Our Lord and Savior Promises to Take Our Immortal Souls To His Bosom And Hold Us Near His Heart After Death. Our Lord Hath Also Proclaimed That All Animals Have Been Made By Him to Serve Us.

Animals Do Serve and Foresooth They Provide Great Pleasure. Yet Some Animals Thou Dost Treat as Thou It Were Thine Companion. Now When We Pass Wilst Our Animal Companions Join Us Near The Heart of Our Lord or Are We Left Berift of Our Faithful Companions in The Hereafter?

No. They play card games in Hell. With your mother.

[September the Eleventh]

******** yeah they do. They'd better or my a**'ll be dragging Fido with me to the grave.

[PC Angel Troll]

Khamsin

PC Angel Troll

Hail, ED'ers. I Find Myself in A Quandry and Hath Come Seeking Thy Aid. Now Answer Me and If Thou Cans't Please Provide Me With Thine Speculation.

Our Lord and Savior Promises to Take Our Immortal Souls To His Bosom And Hold Us Near His Heart After Death. Our Lord Hath Also Proclaimed That All Animals Have Been Made By Him to Serve Us.

Animals Do Serve and Foresooth They Provide Great Pleasure. Yet Some Animals Thou Dost Treat as Thou It Were Thine Companion. Now When We Pass Wilst Our Animal Companions Join Us Near The Heart of Our Lord or Are We Left Berift of Our Faithful Companions in The Hereafter?

No. They play card games in Hell. With your mother.

Silence Knave!
Thou Are a Weak WIlled Knotty-Pated Maggot Pie.
Begone Fiend!

[SocratesAndHemlock]

They rot in the ground, like us.

Sorry if I made any children cry (it's fun).

~Your friendly neighborhood atheist.

[Lumanny the Space Jew]

PC Angel Troll

Hail, ED'ers. I Find Myself in A Quandry and Hath Come Seeking Thy Aid. Now Answer Me and If Thou Cans't Please Provide Me With Thine Speculation.

Our Lord and Savior Promises to Take Our Immortal Souls To His Bosom And Hold Us Near His Heart After Death. Our Lord Hath Also Proclaimed That All Animals Have Been Made By Him to Serve Us.

Animals Do Serve and Foresooth They Provide Great Pleasure. Yet Some Animals Thou Dost Treat as Thou It Were Thine Companion. Now When We Pass Wilst Our Animal Companions Join Us Near The Heart of Our Lord or Are We Left Berift of Our Faithful Companions in The Hereafter?

Silly rabbit, Heaven is for Angels!
Said companions go to Gan Eden.

[Malcolm Tucker]

Aren't we forgetting that All Dogs Go To Heaven?

[Khamsin]

PC Angel Troll

Khamsin

PC Angel Troll

Hail, ED'ers. I Find Myself in A Quandry and Hath Come Seeking Thy Aid. Now Answer Me and If Thou Cans't Please Provide Me With Thine Speculation.

Our Lord and Savior Promises to Take Our Immortal Souls To His Bosom And Hold Us Near His Heart After Death. Our Lord Hath Also Proclaimed That All Animals Have Been Made By Him to Serve Us.

Animals Do Serve and Foresooth They Provide Great Pleasure. Yet Some Animals Thou Dost Treat as Thou It Were Thine Companion. Now When We Pass Wilst Our Animal Companions Join Us Near The Heart of Our Lord or Are We Left Berift of Our Faithful Companions in The Hereafter?

No. They play card games in Hell. With your mother.

Silence Knave!
Thou Are a Weak WIlled Knotty-Pated Maggot Pie.
Begone Fiend!

I bite my thumb at you!

[PC Angel Troll]

araikoe

They rot in the ground, like us.

Sorry if I made any children cry (it's fun).

~Your friendly neighborhood atheist.

But What of My Noble Steed, Sir Hiccumps The Third?

[PC Angel Troll]

Khamsin

PC Angel Troll

Khamsin

PC Angel Troll

Hail, ED'ers. I Find Myself in A Quandry and Hath Come Seeking Thy Aid. Now Answer Me and If Thou Cans't Please Provide Me With Thine Speculation.

Our Lord and Savior Promises to Take Our Immortal Souls To His Bosom And Hold Us Near His Heart After Death. Our Lord Hath Also Proclaimed That All Animals Have Been Made By Him to Serve Us.

Animals Do Serve and Foresooth They Provide Great Pleasure. Yet Some Animals Thou Dost Treat as Thou It Were Thine Companion. Now When We Pass Wilst Our Animal Companions Join Us Near The Heart of Our Lord or Are We Left Berift of Our Faithful Companions in The Hereafter?

No. They play card games in Hell. With your mother.

Silence Knave!
Thou Are a Weak WIlled Knotty-Pated Maggot Pie.
Begone Fiend!

I bite my thumb at you!

DOST THOU BITE THINE THUMB AT ME?!

[Khamsin]

Malcolm Tucker

Aren't we forgetting that All Dogs Go To Heaven?

Carface didn't.

[Lucrecia the Crescent]

I'm pretty sure they do. I hope animals have souls...

[demonbarber14]

Yes, animals go to heaven.

[PC Angel Troll]

Malcolm Tucker

Aren't we forgetting that All Dogs Go To Heaven?

Indeed, Thou Hast A Point, Yet Need I Say That The FIendish Dog Did Doom Himself To The Bowels of Hell for His Crime of Revival, Which The Lord Hast Deemed is Only Fit For His Son.

[Vain Ziler]