Astronauts plan to walk all over Colbert

[Repellant]

I thought it was going to be an orbital shitter. Wasn't that the original plan?

[Cassidy Peterson]

Stygian Soleil

I would argue that Colbert's real influence is actually very little, he's just managing to get his name on a lot of things by having a large fan base.

But how exactly do you measure "real influence" when compared to his followers' drive to have all these things done in his name? They may be frivolous decisions, but they're also very striking ones.