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- Posted: Sat, 05 May 2012 10:21:41 +0000
It was a normal year in the small town of ********...
*cue the children playing outside happily*
Until they showed up.
*guy points at alien ship* "What the hell is that!?"
*fast dramatic music that sets an urgent tone* This August, the people of ******** will have have to work together--
*cut to scene of movie with the townspeople hiding out in their makeshift shelter in combat outfits*
defeat the enemy--
*flash to a dead silent and still battlefield with aliens and humans lined up on opposite sides in a wall staring each other down*
or die trying.
*leaders let out a battle cry and they charge at each other before it cuts to black and things go silent*
Like it or not...
THEY. *drum beat*
ARE. *drum beat*
Guys chimes in.
"Uh, why are we using guns, shouldn't we be using nukes? On second thought thought why haven't they nuked it?"
"STOP IT JOHNNY! YOUR LOGIC IS GOING TO DESTROY US ALL!"
Random person adds to the conversation:
"Why don't we just call the government? And if that fails...call Russia's government!"
Everyone stares at the person awkwardly, even the aliens.
(In Soviet Russia, aliens get invaded by you! emotion_awesome )
I invaded Russia's Government once.
Le gasp! Were there Soviet bears and Stalin Lenin likenesses everywhere? biggrin
Well... yeah. O_o
But that practically defines the place. That's like asking is their Vodka- Vodka gets more sales annually than water. O_o
I mean there are more bears in Russia than people.