Best Haha: Monty Python's Holy Grail, Clerks, Election
Best "Dark" Haha: The Cable Guy
Best "Weird" Haha: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Book-Movie Adaptation: (Bram Stoker's) Dracula, Blade Runner (Director's Cut), Lord of the Rings (duh!), oh and that Harry dude
Worst Book-Movie Adaptation: David Lynch's Dune (though I still like the movie)
Best Video Game-Movie Adaptation: Resident Evil (even though it wasn't much like the games)
Worst Video Game-Movie Adaptation: Wing Commander (I can't believe I payed money to watch that crap.)
Best movie with things that go BAMPH!: X-Men United
Best Movie With A Horse Tripping Over the Side of a Boat: The Ring
Best "Slow" Movie: Punch-Drunk Love, Blow-Up
Best Animated: An American Tale, Aladdin, Spirited Away
Best Digital Animated: The Incredibles, Shrek 2
Best "Very Pretty but Not That Great" Digital Animated: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Best Remake: Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Best "Not by Romero" Zombie Movie: 28 Days Later
Best Soundtrack From a Movie: Lost Highway
Best Modern Classic: Se7en
Best Movie That Spawned an Overused Catch Phrase: Jerry Maguire
Best Post-StarWars Revolutionary Special Effects: The Matrix
Best Post-Matrix Use of Bullet Time: ...
I'm tired...