Oh i looooved that movie... Let me go through my thought process...
Hm? What's going on here? Who are these guys and what are they doing?
Oh lord, these are such stereotypical characters... The jock, the blonde, the geek, the pothead (whom i like to call Shaggy =3 ) And the black guy... Who goes first? Blonde or black? LETS FIND OUT!
Oooohhh i see, this facility is made to kill them... what? Is this where they 'film scary movies' hehehe...
Is this gonna be another parody movies like Scary Movie?
Holy crap, these items things are making me tense... which one's gonna get 'em...
BACKWOODS ZOMBIE FAMILY! HA! This is TOTALLY gonna be like Scary Movie!
Uh oh! looooooook ooooout hehe, there gonna cut her head off! they're gonna cut her head off1 *SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRIIIICK!* Holy crap they cut her head off
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and then s**t got scary and tense for the rest of the film... i dont think a film has ever started me off in one mind set and completely shifted it like that... when you go into a movie and know what to expect, it's not as fun... but this... wow, i got chills...
Truly a great movie for any fan of horror who's tired of all the current BS... I can't wait for the DVD.
As for best monster... i dunno... saw face maybe... Probably because he had the look of 'i dont want to do what i'm about to do to you... i won't enjoy it.... but i'm gonna do it anyway...' the silent dead eyes and lack of any soul... that's what scared me...