This is a hang-out for all you lovely hench-hares who support our great lord of the holiday we're celebrating, the Easter Bunny! Stay, have a nice chit-chat, show your love for Easter/the Easter Bunny/E-Corp and possibly win some neat prizes!
For those who do not know about us:
E-Corp is an organization that promotes the Easter Bunny in every way possible, e.g. by spreading the spirit of Easter through word and art, or initiatives to show the administration of GaiaOnline that we still care about our favorite holiday mascot!
Ultimately our goal is to educate the public at large about our lord and master (the Easter Bunny) and to help included him within Gaia's main plotline again with a mass of user feedback and support. We support him and help him whenever possible--to remind Gaians that they have more holiday figures to care about, not just the two in the later parts of the year. We are the followers of the Easter Bunny, here to spread his message of joy and cheer in the form of exploding eggs, bountiful baskets of them barraging and blowing the brainless backers of Diedrich's fanbase. Some would call us a terrorist organization... some could be right.
Who's that Easter Bunny you are talking about?
Long ago, lived a rabbit of great beauty and generosity with an affinity for hiding chocolate eggs. Children of all ages from across the lands of Gaia came to this rabbit in flocks, bowing at his feet in awe of his radiant beauty and kindness. He would repay them with gifts of chocolate and gorgeous hand-painted eggs for paying him homage. But, alas--this happiness he knew could not stay. A couple of holiday figures grew jealous! Jealous of his wealth, jealous of his beauty! Jealous of his chocolaty eggs! Jack, a nobody at the time, was so filled with hatred for our glorious and perfect leader that he Sharydouken'd him in his beautiful face--scarring it for all time. Now our poor leader hides his once-beautiful face behind a mask--wearing a biomechanical suit of his making to ensure nothing like that will ever happen again. Despite his now hideous body, he works tirelessly for us Gaians. He gives us gifts for remembering what he was. Now, a green abomination wants to take Easter from our master! He has worked so hard for us, now it is time for us to work for him. E-Corp was formed in his name so we could work for our overlord and bring him the joy he so desperately deserves.
Where did E-Corp come from anyway?
E-Corp was formed on Thursday, March 3rd, 2011 in this thread found in the Gaia Community Discussion. The previous year, the Easter Bunny had not been involved in the easter event and a gaggle of supporters were riled together by one Lord Lapin in support of the easter bunny over Diedrich. It was discovered that the devs had no intentions of involving the Easter Bunny in the 2011 Easter Event, and this group sprung into action, realizing that if they didn't act immediately, the Easter Bunny would be gone from Gaia forever. They sent a barrage of clock eggs to various staff members, raided the arenas, made posters and art, and even posted supportive thoughts on the Easter Bunny's profile. It looked like nothing was going to sway the staff's opinion, so this group worked to raid the Ask the Admins thread with a multitude of questions about the easter bunny. They were ignored, but somehow the group managed to get through to them, and started acting more civil. The easter event did involve the Easter Bunny--and has ever since... even if it has been a battle against the green rabbit Diedrich who intends to steal Easter Away from the Easter Bunny. Our current goal is to have easter event without Diedrich.
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Backstory: Skyeborg is a top of the line robot infantry unit. She turned to E-Corp after her software malfunctioned after eating a marshmallow peep. The call of Easter was too strong for her. She upgraded her hardware with ears and a fluffy tail. To show her allegiance to E-Corp.
She won the bows and bolts package.
You are great at making fabulous avies, right? And you are creative too? Thought so! This contest is for you!
Participating is easy, just head over to TekTek, make an avi that represents a soldier of E-Corp and write a little backstory on your entry (doesn't have to be long, really).
Takes this for an example:
Backstory: MadPad is a senior soldier of E-Corp. He joined when one of E-Corp's leading members found him lying in the streets, apparently because he gave up the search for a warm place to sleep. Despite his strange smell and odd behavior he was welcomed among the ranks of the Easter Bunny's hench-hares. Nowadays he's a valued doormat and smells like chicky-droppings. What a bummer.
The E-Corp crew will choose a circle of potential winners near the end of the Easter event.
Whoever wins will get a MYSTERY PRIZE! Please PM your entry directly to me!
Btw, you are allowed to enter more than one avatar.
Arranged in batches of ten so you can see them more clearly. emotion_c8
The B-1000 is a cute bunny killing machine that will not stop until all adorable organisms in its vicinity are vanquished. At least...it would if it wasn't already programmed to paint eggs and wrong colors, find chicks a good home, help children find their parents, and spread raspberry jam on toast using an unnecessarily large knife to do so and making a mess of kitchens in the process. Back to the drawing board.
Model number 5266 and her little Easter Bunny minion are ready to crush their cute nemeses and bring cuteness to it's knees!!!
Code name Cannon Fodder, always ready 24/7 to stop the lies of the so called cute.
UCM [Unidentified Coffee Maker]
Bio: A strange half-finished robot, unable to lift the large weapon at its disposal, squeaks when moving and seems to be unable to hear as the ear modules seemed to be only glued on. However, it grabs anything that is deemed cute, opens it head and drops the object into a hole. Moments later, it dispenses coffee for E-Corp members to enjoy.
S.M.B [Stealth Mermaid Backup]
Bio: Designed to resemble a mermaid, slightly at best, to blend into watery environments as nothing more than a harmless Mermaid, and then pick off the CUTE from oceans to beaches, armed with a silenced arm-gun to pick off the CUTE on land. While not on CUTE assassination missions, they're more playful and mischievous, mainly in the E-Corp pools, as they steal trunks and bikini bottoms from unsuspecting E-Corp swimmers.
Forgotten E-Corp Scientist
Bio: This poor scientist was left behind in the frozen wasteland as her co-workers fled, the cold too much for them, but this scientist stayed to continue her research. Near death from the cold, she passed out during a experiment and caused a massive error, deforming her body and completely freezing over.
But that didn't kill her, only revived her into a state of odd state living, while major organs were shut down from the cold, she was able to move as if nothing happened to her. But seeing mutated form convinced her that she has finished all research, and now wanders the lifeless winter wasteland, awaiting pickup back to the E-Corp HQ.
That was 2 years ago, as she still patiently waits to be picked up.
Contestant: Serrinatta Backstory: Little blue was not content to be just another bot. No no. Not when she aspired to be something more, something bigger!! When she heard about E-Corp, she hopped on the chance to be big and strong like the Easter Bunny!
Born to a cute family, in a cute cottage, she lived a cute life right up until the day of her cute wedding. On that day the worst happened: a cute overdose. The bride to be was found in her room, half dead from too much cuteness. They took her to the hospital, but nothing could be done. Just as the family had given up and declared her dead, the girl had suddenly disappeared. It wasn't long later that a new employee showed up at E-Corp. What was human was now mostly machine, with a rage against the cute that had nearly killed her
Stuck On Replay
The Demohex I was the first model in a special line of E-Corp robots. It was built to be a stealthy, assassin-like robot that focused on using blades like swords, scythes, and daggers, but was also equipped with two hi-tech handguns. After being replaced by the later models of the Demohex, the Demoxhex I went rogue, but it has now been recruited again by E-Corp to destroy all of the "Cute" eggs and everyone who shelters them, and to protect those with the Anti-Cute eggs.
When not indulging in a Jackalope's favorite thing (whiskey, kids, jackalopes are drunks,) Bill is working on the explosives that E-Corp uses to wage war against 'that abhorrent green-thing' and all who support it. When drunk, he is doing very much the same thing-- with a slightly more skewed degree of success. Even if the bombs turn out to be duds, he considers blunt-force trauma from the proper trajectory to be a victory none the less.
Mind that you don't stare at his 'keratinous carcinomas'.
Bored of a humdrum civilian life? Don't think you'll ever be able to pay for that sex change operation you've been desperately wanting? Join E-Corp now! Be outfitted with the latest in cute slaying technology! Be strong! Be E-Corp strong!
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Ralph A.K.A Reboot Shredder Background: was about to marry a cyborg woman but he's marriage was destroyed by the CUTE!
To defeat cute forever, it must be erased from every mind. Thus the dreAM and drePM patrols began, to exterminate all cute things in dreams and daydreams. . . one pesky kitten at a time.
Employee codeU-sage #B3
aka "Karakuri" Rosette
Mini Bio: A foreign modum that was transferred into E-corp just a few weeks ago, Rosette has already met and succeeded the Easter Bunny's expectations.
Sent in for international connection betterment and in aid of relieving the "Cute epidemic", she has proven herself worthy of her title, and worthy of much more. Apparently, since arriving, the Easter bunny has grown quite fond of her and has made many an excuse to keep her present at his station. A rumour through the corporation is that his heart hops a beat at the meer mention of her name!
"Pandora" Mini Bio:
Born of both natural and unnatural means, Pandora's birth came to be through engineering with a touch of alchemy. Using only the finest calibre metals and steels to create nuts and bolts, she was brought about for aid in the relief of the "Cute Epidemic". A special project suggested by the Easter Bunny himself, he and other E-corp trustees brought it upon themselves to create an ultimate weapon with alchemy. By including the sacred feather of the angels to the mix, this part machine part mystic being was born.
The loyal and trustworthy secretary of E-corp, despite her sweet appearance, she is nothing but. As a young girl, she was entirely captivated by the joyous day that is Eatster . This joy is what brought her to E-corp, as an adult she followed her passion and joined the Easter Bunny. With her sharp tongue about her, she was a perfect candidate as secretary for the office, negating anyone to approach who had no business being there.
As a special mission, the Easter bunny has entrusted her on an undercover job. Her looks will give her the ability to enter Diedrich "cute" turf undetected, but how long can she be that way with that tongue of hers!
The Saber project was a bio-tech project aiming to fused bionical entities with that of an organic host to erradicate the hostile force that was 'cute'. The experiment failed countless times over, until it was the Epsilon model's time to be initiated. The Epsilon Saber was the first in a line of many, and It still remains to be the most productive and effective.
With aura manipulation hot-wired into Epsilon Saber's circuitry, she can formulate weaponry capable of slicing through he cute epidemic, and with swarm functions, bio-bunnies can summoned to eradicate the remains of what once was.
Long Ago,A Teenage Boy Named Shiro Lived A Normal Life.His Parents Sent Him To A High Class School,Where His Field of Sport Was Fencing.He Met Girl Name Mio,Was Fairly Beautiful,Smart,And Athletic.Soon They Started Dating.On The Day He Graduated,His Parents Abandoned Him,Leaving Him With A Huge Debt.His Heart Shattered Into Tiny Bits,And He Thought To Himself,"Why?Why....Is...This...Happening?" Soon He Was Begging On The Streets,Hungry,Hopeless,He Was Approaching Death.But One Day,One of The E-Corp Soldiers Rescued Him.He Was Brought To Their Base Where He Was Taken Care of.But One Day,The Soldier Who Had Rescued Him,Had Died At The Hands of Cuteness.His Heart Shattered For The Second Time In His Life,He Swore Revenge.Soon He Joined E-Corp,Disguised(Horribly)As A Mecha-Bunny Who Wielded A Rapier.His First Mission Was To Eliminate All Cuteness In A Nearby Valley,But There,He Learned That The Woman He Loved So Much,Was In The Cute Army,His Heart Shattered Once More,But This Time,He Had Enough,On That Day,He Was No Longer Shiro,The Normal Boy,But E-B.O.T.614426,The E-Corp Mercenary.
The Gypsy Thief
Contestant: The Twins (Blue Berry and Straw Berry) Backstory Adorable siblings Blue and Straw were always in pageants as kids. However as they grew older they began to hate the contests and how everyone called them 'cute' and would not take them seriously. Taking matters into their own hands they began to modify themselves with cyber components to 'upgrade' themselves from 'cute' to 'awe-inspiring'. When they heard about EB's war on cute they immediately offered themselves to EB as his loyal followers.
Witch of Eternity
Lissyuth is the former Ice Queen. She lived in peace and prosperity with her people until Diedrich decided to mingle in and with the help of an army of disgusting fluffs dethrone the Queen. The loathsome rabbit summoned an army of kittens and fluffs and other peculiarly soft and cuddly creatures and charmed the ice people, making them turn against their gracious Queen. As if that were not terrible enough he also proclaimed a good of nothing, clumsy, foolish little girl as the new Queen of Ice. Liss had nowhere to go and nothing else left but to hide in shame as her people no longer loved her. That day she vowed not to let anyone else feel the same pain as her because of the vile green walking and talking ball, and to take revenge for the shame she suffered at the said ball's hands. And after a long time, she finally found the E-Corp, an organization that shared the same hate as she did for Diedrich and his disgustingly fluffy, cute friends. She joined without a second thought and by EB's benevolence became a high rank soldier, and a valuable asset for his army, in the war against Diedrich and his dreadful deeds.
One of the survivors out of the 2010 event, after eating his own brains he lost all science skills. But E-Corp turned it around to make a mindless fighting machine zombie.
Backstory: Skyeborg is a top of the line robot infantry unit. She turned to E-Corp after her software malfunctioned after eating a marshmallow peep. The call of Easter was too strong for her. She upgraded her hardware with ears and a fluffy tail. To show her allegiance to E-Corp.
The Ugly Dumpling
Names: Dr. Bailey and Angela
There once was a little girl named Georgianna. From the moment she was born, her parents knew that there was something...different about their little girl. Growing up, Georgianna loved to create little trinkets- miniature robots and sculptures of the sort. She was fascinated with the human body, particularly the face area- when she was very young, she fell onto an open oven door, which permanently scarred half her face. All seemed well until Georgianna's highschool years when she transferred schools. Everyday, without fail, Angel, the pretty, popular...cute cheerleader would tease and taunt her, sending poor Georgie home crying. Each day thereafter, Georgianna would experiment more and more on her creations, finding subjects both dead and alive. She spent much time in her room, sawing, cutting, sewing away the days, obsessing over the perfect components of a flawless face- desperately wanting to fix her own.
Around that time, Angel mysteriously disappeared and Georgianna too. Rumor has it that good little Georgie has made a new life with the E-Corp, joining their ranks as a fellow medic/surgeon under the name Dr. Bailey. More robotic than ever, the matured girl has finally found a niche to stay. Even more interesting is the little one who always follows the Doctor, and goes by Angela- an eerie lookalike of Angel. The two spend much time together performing experiments on prisoners of the Corp. always attempting to acquire the perfect face for the Georgianna inside.
Bionic Ultra-sensory Nano Nemesis Ying
The close range tank edition of the b.u.n.n.y binaries. Created for blasting through hardy defenses and providing heavy fire pressure on your enemies.
Bionic Ultra-sensory Nano Nemesis Yang
The long range assault edition of the b.u.n.n.y binaries. Created for long range and close range stealth attacks to quickly pick off your enemies with little to no detection.
You may be wondering how she lost her wing, and how she permanently damaged the other. Diedrich and his gang of "cute" had caused it all. During one of their many pranks and games, Marla had gotten hurt. After finding out she would never be able to use her wings again, she sought out the Easter Bunny for protection. He took her in as one of his own, and Marla forever decided to side with the Easter Bunny and his mission to rid the world of Gaia of Diedrich and his gang. She vows to re-name Diedrich to a more appropriate name. DEADrich.
backstory:white evil bunny that come out from the snow searching for her victim but he turn good person in the end
After the Easter Bunny had surgery to become the mechanical menace we know today, his blood samples and other off-cuts were purchased by an unknown entity. Using Nano-C technology this mysterious genius was able to recreate his own cyborg easter bunny henchmen. Many models were tested like disposable items until what we see here today. Perfection. A completely stable cyborg, containing synthesized copies of varoius parts of the easter bunny, even including the parts of his brain that contain the most hateful memories toward Diedrich. Now employed by E-Corp as a high-ranking soldier in the war against cute-ness.
She is a rabbit spirit who descented from the moon, strongest of her kind. Enhanced with moon technology she is ready to fight for the rights of all cyborg bunnies.
Assassination Model #25611
a.k.a. Hunny Bunny
Was specifically designed to infiltrate the CUTE ranks, gaining their trust using a matron like program mimicking the human weakness for all things soft and doe-eyed before slaughtering the lot of them. Educated in all manner of blades with legs made for speed and hypersensitive senses allowing none to escape, this Assassination model is prime for all your slicing and dicing needs. Unfortunately with homicidal programming there comes a few bugs in the software, resulting in more than a few E-CORP members losing robotic body parts due to program CHOP-CHOP switching on at inopportune moments... such as the annual E-CORP egg painting contests. Hobbies installed are taking care of and programming smaller Rabbots, knitting ((note: bamboo and plastic needles ONLY, last one to give Hunny Bunny metal needles ended up with a new pair of antenna ears)), and egg painting naturally.
Bio: Yusagi dosn'y like cute things. Once upon a time someone called Yusagi cute. They Died the end biggrin
No one knows for certain who the Queen is... Her file does not appear on official E-Corp records. Most E-Corp members saw her muttering upon the base hallways tagging along a hooded rabbit named Bunxecutioner before mysteriously vanishing when they try to alert base security. She is seen always fighting on the side of the Easter Rabbit and his allies. Whether she's a real ally or just playing around no one is for certain.
Hela du Faulkes
Ostara the avenger
The innocent young Ostara, the lovely rabbit that was secretly in love of the Easter Bunny. When the accident happened, and doctors told her that his lovely bunny won't be cute anymore, her pain made her to release her most horrible desire to destroy all the cuteness in gaia. Her beautiful eyes turned red, and a shadow covered her face, making his beauty look completely frightening. With her undelible smile, she now slains all the cutesy.
Bio: Lazer-hop was an average gaian once upon a time. Not the cutest, not the brightest, or the strongest. He grew tired of mediocrity and underwent an experimental procedure, testing what should have been a militery-grade battle suit. The suit fused with him, however, and now he's more machine than man, with a searing hatred of all cuteness.
Laia Buny and her genetically altered talking bunny Noira are recent recruits to E-CORP after Diedrich and Ultra Satan blew up her house in the name of cute. She wants revenge on Diedrich, and she feels sympathy for the Easter Bunny, who she believes deserves his proper place as the true Easter mascot. Noira has infiltrated the Cute headquarters and is relaying info to Laia, who then relays it to her superiors. The two of them feel at home in E-CORP, and have vowed to destroy all cute creatures!
Alyona was born a true killer; she had a fascination for weaponry, and never showed mercy on those she despised. Alone and wandering in the streets, she soon found her way into E-Corp who took her in. She had been trained among the best snipers to stealthily rid of all that is cute. Alyona has proven herself worthy of being apart of E-Corp and has risen to the highest rank of all the snipers-- virtually outshining anyone in skill and silence.
No matter how skilled she becomes at E-Corp, there is only one thing she is destined for: destroying everything that is cute among Gaia.
Often times Maeva's spitfire personality scares people off, and that's just what she likes. She pays no interest in getting close to people; especially those who even dare mutter the word "cute" around her. The only things she cares for are the jets she flies and fighting alongside E-Corp in the war to put an end to that fuzzball Diedrich. Although she's stubborn and clashes heads with the others at E-Corp frequently, Maeva's passion to obliterate any and all cuteness is an undying fire that will not be extinguished easily.
Codename Titania, once an ordinary teenage female decided to join the battle for cuteness. After joining and leaving the knights of adorable, she sought out E-Corp. Being a former member of cute, she had to . . .
Prove her allegiance. . . Trust me. You don't want to see the other side of her face.
Bio: She hates things that are cute and pink or any bright colors to sum that up...Once upon a time, there was a girl, her name was Charlette, she always hated things that are cute... she didn't like the flowers or the birdies including the rainbow and ponys..then one day while she kicking a flower, a guy called her cute, she gave him a cold look...then she used her scythe and decapitated him....The end
MilkChocolate, a once adorable bunny rabbit, was quickly sick and tired of being called cute, weak and defenceless. Inspired by the Easter Bunny himself, M.C. got a hold of an exoskeleton mechanical suite and disposed of his previous owners and anyone who has entitled him those horrible names. He now follows the EB's footsteps crushing anything considered 'cute', the full reason of his horrible misjudged life before entering E-Corp.
Here is a grunt named Dahlia.
She was a broken doll found by E-corp scientists. Feeling pity for the toy abandoned as garbage, they repainted and added their technology to her. Getting more into it, they tested a prototype program on the refurbished doll that would give her a mind. It worked, and they now use her to spy on the higher-ups in the cute faction (usually she's in her outfit to the right for that). They modified her technology to specialize in spying and assasination, but are still in the middle of experiments. She wears her cape and mask at those times to hide her identity as well as restrain her should she go out of control.
And this is another grunt called Vin.
Vin began working as a programmer and scientist for E-corp because the Easter bunny fascinated her. As time went on, she incorporated more technology into her body to interact more closely with programs. She in now a cyborg who can function as a moving server (she can defend herself with the whip, but it's not her specialty). She has worked closely with Dahlia, and has started observing her develop a little bit of a personality.
S6 is an engineer who works in the polar area. Originally part of a research group in the Arctic, a freak accident and blizzard killed his group and destroyed half his body. He was saved by a few grunts who were looking for snow bunnies, but couldn't leave the Artic due to changes in his body that allowed him to live despite having his whole body frostbitten. He mostly deals with making robots more functional in extreme conditions, and participates in ice exploration. His attitude is a bit sarcastic and cynical from his past experiences.
Visible Electron Connector Tentacles On Rabbot
The V.E.C.T.O.R unit can amass large amounts of electrons from any surrounding area to amass up to 20 tentacle like hands of any size that can reach 6ft from the unit. It's main tentacle arms can reach triple the length and do not take any time to amass as they are a permanent part of this model. The unit can last with maximum tentacle usage for 12 hours then it must recharge via it's environmentally friendly plug.
''Some call me TIM.''
One of the more obscure soldiers in E-Corp, TIM (his acronym for The Invulnerable Manipulator) is known to be part of of R.A.B.I.T. (Rabbot Armed Battle Infiltration Team) division of E-Corp. Rumored to be a former world class online gamer, TIM now uses his gamer skills to steer rabbots on missions.
Lily identified with the Easter Bunny. He was prettier than her, but not pretty for society. She wanted to help him. So she did, by eating anyone who opposed him that she could get her hands on. Maybe if she helped Easter Bunny enough, he'd find out about her and accept her.
"Ohno, ohno. They can't be cute. I have to replace them. Replace them all. Smash the cute eggs. Smash them. They can't be there. They won't be. I have to smash them."
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~ Hekia – codename – reaper ~
she was 14, still a little girl. But her town had been over ran by the cute little monsters of nature... she had tried to kill them off but was unable to and was pushed all the way to the edge when a hovering ship came out of no where and had picked her up and right after they took out a 50c. Mounted Machine Gun and shot them all up, there was rainbows and glitter everywhere… [They returned to their head courtiers forgetting she was with them because she was so quiet...] [ they had walked and moved on but she went the other was and walked in to a lab… she went into the test room and as one of the scientists thought she was a test subject he pushed the button and a laser went off and she screamed in agonizing pain… ] [Moments later she was now what you see up there...] [After 1 day of training she was the reaper and killed every little cute thing in her path… and what was special was the more bloodshed she caused... the more she loved to kill...
Our Friend yuki
after watching this cute little girl , they decided to use her cuteness to get into the "cute" headquarters to hack into the system and destroy their plans. biggrin
Info.: As a Destroyer of Cuteness, she seeks revenge on the adorable creatures of Gaia for the scar on her eye. Her spear can pierce an object as hard as metal and the lasers mounted on her back have extreme accuracy.
Info.: With blasters on both his arms and shoulders, he can shot over 9000 bullets in a second. He joined E-Corp five years ago when his and has been shooting through the ranks. Cuteness trembles at the sight of him.
Contestant: Patricia Lesley
(Avi name's Anya) Backstory: Anya was once a shy, young, human girl. At least that was what everyone thought. After several years of being bullied for being different by all the cute and perfect girls, her true nature as a vampire emerged. She does the same to the cute things she doesn't like as she did when even she though she was a human: Eat it. Jelly beans, cupcakes, and now fluffs, chickens and any cutie-pie she might stumble across. Her goal is to rid the world of unnecessary cuteness, even if she realizes that nearly all gracious, elegant, and horrifying creatures once was cute. She offered her services to the Easter Bunny so that she could help in purging the cuteness out of the world, and has been loyal to him and E-corp ever since. When she is not out scouting for cuties in the wrong territory or purging them out of somewhere, she applies her brilliant skills in problem-solving into aiding the E-corp researchers in any work they might have.
PC52-1 - Aka "The Queen of Hearts", nicknamed Gina.
Gina is a robot created to infiltrate the cute team. She's been programmed to spout "kawaii" phrases in response to being talked to. She's even got a program to make her trip at random intervals. Implanted in her chest is a recording device, so that EB knows Diedrich's every plan!
PC52-2, Aka "The Ace of Spades", nicknamed Psyche
Psyche is an android who was originally a very nice girl, who would never hurt a fly. That is, until Deidrich caused her to get fatally wounded during a "cute party". Nowadays, she provides security for Gina when they're on a mission.
V II T A L II C
Backstory: "Could you be any later?! I've been waiting all afternoon for you!"
You look up from your map and see a young Rabbot ahead of you. She is different than the others, her exoskeleton is well-polished and gives off a distinctly purple hue. You could swear her joints are connected with diamond-topped screws. She is beautiful. A breath escapes you as she speeds towards you, leaning forward on her toes as small puffs of steam escape behind her. A dusty creature is following her, likely her pet -- probably one of those Cumulus Nimbi you're heard about. He does not look happy.
"We don't have much time and I still have to give you an overview of the repair order of precedence. You know, emergencies first, loose wires last, et cetera, et cetera, all that stuff you learned in Rabbot Repair Institute." The E-Corp Superior Rank badge around her neck states her name is Rab-Mi, Director of Emergency Repairs and Liaison for E-Corp and G-Corp Robotics. Suddenly you realize you should probably be focusing ahead of you; a look of impatience begins to darken her face as she realizes that you might not be the grunt she's been waiting for. As she speaks, you see her front paws wave around, tiny and graceful, yet nevertheless fretful.
Your only response is a dull apology, something completely appropriate for an E-Corp Grunt, but deservedly useless for one of your training.
"Come along," Rab-Mi grabs you by your elbow, pulling you past open cabinets, where you can tell at once other poor Rabbots grunts have been there before. The cabinets which are open are all empty, save a few wires and some strange fluids - one is just a little too close to your own blood, another is a weird radioactive tealish grey. What could they have possibly done with the Rabbots that weren't fixable?
"Here we have the repair tables, I've got eight up and running but give me some time and I'll 24. Things are gonna get messy this year.
I lost my eye back in '09, back when we didn't know what we were up against. If it weren't for Bunnok Methesan opening up this ward, I would have probably lost the other one. It was then I went to the same school as you -- and look! I'm running this whole thing."
You say nothing, just a small sniff as you realize you can't smell... that smell... anymore.
"Uhm, anyways... Behind you, you'll see a wall with all the tools you'll need to fix most basic repairs. Above is your lighting pad -- here, let me lower that for you." It burns your poorly adjusted eyes as you stupidly look up, like a moth drawn to a bug zapper. "That damn Diedrich has really found a way to hit us hard this Easter. I'll need as much help getting those Rabbots up and running again. That's why you're here, right?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, beloved investors and remarkable malcontents, I give you...." The leader of E-Corp pauses and creates a grandiose swirl out of air with his right hand. All in the audience are silent in equal contempt, for being interrupted or the Easter Bunny we shall never know.
"The D-D 1200e -- Diedrich Destroyer, 2012 Model, Software Version: EasterEgg -- with advanced anti-Diedrich deployment mechanisms and improved GPS targeting technology." The thick black curtain behind him is raised, slowly at first -- then a whip cracks somewhere in the distance and the curtain is pulled up almost too quickly. A row of sleek Rabbots are revealed, each shinier than the one before. They come in a multitude of colors, but each looks just as deadly as the next. Next a projector screen descends from the ceiling, and an image is splayed across it, which appears to be some sort of targeting system aimed at a grunt dressed in a poorly made Diedrich mascot suit.
You suspicions are confirmed as the Leader continues: "as you can see here, we have dressed up .... A nameless grunt! Yes? Yes! A nameless grunt, in Diedrich costume and absolutely littered him with Diedrich plushies. Each and every plushies has it's own target -- and ta da!" A knife shoots from the Rabbot, too fast for anyone to tell whence it came. "He's dead, Jim!"
The Secretary's day from Hell.
This is Lola the Rabbit. She is E-Corps head Secretary and works directly under Easter Bunny. If you want to see him you have to go through her first. Today is not a good day for the woman. Not only was she late for work but the coffee she ordered was wrong. It was too damn sweet. Then on top of that the head honcho himself decided not to show up in favor of taking over threads and giving out eggs. It was like he did not care about the company at all. The icing on the cake was that no one seemed to remember her birthday!
The Easter Bunny's secret lover.
The Bunny Queen. Who else would make a fitting companion to the great Easter Bunny. But of course they could never let anyone else find out. Who would ever think the beautiful Queen would ever fall for the mechanical tyrant? But she did and as much as she wanted to make things public he would not allow it. The Queen begged and pleaded for him to make things official. He never gave in as he took her followers and turned them into rabbots. She pleaded again after she took a blade to her own face so that she could share in his pain of being disfigured but he has yet to give in.
Name: White Death
Ever since White Death can remember she has been seen as a monster. Her mother died at child birth, pleading to her father to take care of her. Because of her small village news got around quickly of her mother's death and of the strange white haired-red eyed child that killed her mother. Her father and the villagers feared her and the children were told to stay away from her. As she grew older she she longed to find a place where she would be accepted and maybe even loved. One day the villagers planed to get rid of the monster once and for all. A small child had over-heard this and ran to tell her (not every one was cold hearted towards her). Thus she ran away and hoped to find refuge. This is when she found E-CORP and it's members that took her in as a family member where she today is now very close to the Easter Bunny himself
Name: Night Shade
Backstory: Once all that met him would in some way fall in love with his sweet charms and befriend him. He had the perfect life anyone could wish for, until the accident. His envious and less than perfect brother hated him and decided to take care of him once and for all. His brother invited him to have dinner with him to celebrate Night Shade's success. They drank wine, but unknowingly Nigh Shade's brother had given him poison makeing him pass out. The next thing Night Shade knew was that he was in a foreign place and was badly burned by the chemicals his brother had dumped on him while passed out. After time he came to become one of E-CORPS loyal hench-hares, only trusting his leader blindly knowing he feels the same pain Night Shade feels.
Contestant Anti-cute Crusader
Backstory Just another loyal E-corp Grunt unexceptional except cursed with a cute face usually hidden behind a mask. On an off day he was lucky enough to see his master who decided to perform a sudden facial reconstruction operation with his fists. The Easter Bunny after finishing the procedure noticed the grunts E-corp I.D card. In his great mercy he left the grunt with the E-corp Science team researching the Old Toad acid formula. The experiment was a success and he was given command of a legion of troops specifically tasked with the destruction of all that is cute.
Usagi is an undercover assassin for E-Corp. By day she masquerades as a normal school girl and by night she is wiping the streets of Diedrich's cute followers. Her special weapon is her bunny bomb and she keeps a walkie talkie handy in order to receive orders.
Name: Android 12629
Creamy flawless skin
Just be tempted and give in
She's sexy and alluring
Charming with foxy chin
Born to serve
Born to kill
Her body somewhat curve
Killing Diedrich is her final will
As you can see
Her hair is white and nothing like a bee
Just don't be such a fool
For her eyes are like a mechanical tool
E-corp is her boss
And she will follow all his rules and laws
So beware Diedrich don't ever dine
With Android 12629
A valuable member of E-Corp team, Jackie works to create special dyes. Not just any dye, like one you may find for hair but egg dye that explodes. The blast, will blast the cute right out off of the cute perpetrators. She expirements using different cute spies that come in and out of threads, trying to steal the Anti-Cute name..making it *gasp* Cute! Jackie has her science backing, head set to reach Robo Rabbots and the Easter bunny alike, she even has equipped a gun securely on her thigh to keep her safe from the cute overloads... the battle begins.
You may be photogenic or not, but one thing's for sure; making a sign is as easy as carrot pie!
Have you ever seen those pictures in peoples' signatures, where there is some girl or guy holding up a little piece of cardboard with something written on it?
That's essentially what this contest is about.
STEP 1:Write a sign according to the theme "Go E-Corp!" (just make sure not to write just that on it, that would be boring wink ). STEP 2:Hold it yourself, or let someone else do it, like your friends, your pets or your personal robot buddy. Even a rock would do (you have to know that rock personally, I'll find out if you don't). STEP 3: Then take a photo of the person holding the sign.
If you followed these steps correctly you should be good to go and post that photo here (don't forget to quote me so I don't miss your entry!). By the end of the event we will let you, our beloved hench-hares and visitors, vote on who will be the winner.