Carl... for ******** sake.

[Gigi1458]

Bad Carl! Humans and Elk can't reproduce. stressed

[[NPC] Carl]

Gigi1458

Bad Carl! Humans and Elk can't reproduce. stressed

(Carl utters a raspy grunt as he begins to emit a musky odor and runs in your direction)

[Dexigone]

Gigi1458

Bad Carl! Humans and Elk can't reproduce. stressed

100% agree.

[Gigi1458]

Dexigone

Gigi1458

Bad Carl! Humans and Elk can't reproduce. stressed

100% agree.

Mhm. Carl's just being silly. 3nodding

[Whispering Embers]

Oh dear.
It seems Carl is violating random gaians
Arm yourself

[Dexigone]

Gigi1458

Dexigone

Gigi1458

Bad Carl! Humans and Elk can't reproduce. stressed

100% agree.

Mhm. Carl's just being silly. 3nodding

If Singh has any sense of humanity in her brain, I'd think we'd all be safe from that animal. Goddamn this event trigger word thing is like the ******** hip-hop Illuminati conspiracy theory.

I'd say it's the Gaia Illuminati controlling this.

[Gigi1458]

Dexigone

Gigi1458

Dexigone

Gigi1458

Bad Carl! Humans and Elk can't reproduce. stressed

100% agree.

Mhm. Carl's just being silly. 3nodding

If Singh has any sense of humanity in her brain, I'd think we'd all be safe from that animal. Goddamn this event trigger word thing is like the ******** hip-hop Illuminati conspiracy theory.

I'd say it's the Gaia Illuminati controlling this.

Haha yeah. It's still really amusing though. Silly Carl is chasing people up trees.

[Dexigone]

Gigi1458

Dexigone

Gigi1458

Dexigone

Gigi1458

Bad Carl! Humans and Elk can't reproduce. stressed

100% agree.

Mhm. Carl's just being silly. 3nodding

If Singh has any sense of humanity in her brain, I'd think we'd all be safe from that animal. Goddamn this event trigger word thing is like the ******** hip-hop Illuminati conspiracy theory.

I'd say it's the Gaia Illuminati controlling this.

Haha yeah. It's still really amusing though. Silly Carl is chasing people up trees.

Silly Carl and his Illuminati antics.

[[NPC] Carl]

Gigi1458

Dexigone

Gigi1458

Dexigone

Gigi1458

Bad Carl! Humans and Elk can't reproduce. stressed

100% agree.

Mhm. Carl's just being silly. 3nodding

If Singh has any sense of humanity in her brain, I'd think we'd all be safe from that animal. Goddamn this event trigger word thing is like the ******** hip-hop Illuminati conspiracy theory.

I'd say it's the Gaia Illuminati controlling this.

Haha yeah. It's still really amusing though. Silly Carl is chasing people up trees.

(Carl pushes you down into the muddy earth in an attempt to cover you in mud and other elk-produced scents. This is as close to "love" as Carl is capable of expressing. You should feel honored.)

[Gigi1458]

Dexigone

Gigi1458

Dexigone

Gigi1458

Dexigone

Gigi1458

Bad Carl! Humans and Elk can't reproduce. stressed

100% agree.

Mhm. Carl's just being silly. 3nodding

If Singh has any sense of humanity in her brain, I'd think we'd all be safe from that animal. Goddamn this event trigger word thing is like the ******** hip-hop Illuminati conspiracy theory.

I'd say it's the Gaia Illuminati controlling this.

Haha yeah. It's still really amusing though. Silly Carl is chasing people up trees.

Silly Carl and his Illuminati antics.

Mhm. His harem is going to be huge.

[deadkid26deadkid]

[NPC] Carl

Gigi1458

Dexigone

Gigi1458

Dexigone

Gigi1458

Bad Carl! Humans and Elk can't reproduce. stressed

100% agree.

Mhm. Carl's just being silly. 3nodding

If Singh has any sense of humanity in her brain, I'd think we'd all be safe from that animal. Goddamn this event trigger word thing is like the ******** hip-hop Illuminati conspiracy theory.

I'd say it's the Gaia Illuminati controlling this.

Haha yeah. It's still really amusing though. Silly Carl is chasing people up trees.

(Carl pushes you down into the muddy earth in an attempt to cover you in mud and other elk-produced scents. This is as close to "love" as Carl is capable of expressing. You should feel honored.)

"shoots shotgun at carl" stay away from people already and don't do that again.