username
curtneko
title
The Five Stages of zOMG! Grief
entry
All I do now is zOMG!
When the moon has left and the sun has dawned
When the leaves are green and the leaves are gone
I've got so much to do
Gotta kill Bloodlust, gotta get Abuse
Well, I suppose it's fine
Leaving empty-handed, time after time
Every day, no, every night
I drudge on through endless Night Fright
To reach that glorified Abuse
Crew after crew that is obtuse
Lead crews in the thousands who
Will do the things I say to do
And I will make you many orbs
And you will see me as adorbz
Yet again, there goes Flash, I will lag, I will crash
No strings can be pulled to deal with 2003 comp systems
What I need, is the cash, an upgrade, made to last
Something where the vibrancy of Bloodlust is so smooth it glistens
Ragequit to the maximum
I whisper yet again to them
Hold yellow maze and hold green rooms
Hold hundred percent room too
Perhaps by this time, holding crypt
Regardless all they do is spit
"Your comp is unreliable"
But this was my crew, still they cull
"Through with you, can't you see, don't you whine, do not plea"
Yes, I think I got the point, and bam, there goes my chance at Abuse
Comp's lagged out, woe is me, one more crew, has to be
It turns out that I had been played not quite the devil but the deuce
Think about that recent crew
Perhaps they consider me too
Maybe they need to cool off
Or will they just continue to scoff
And since I can't contact a mod
I choose to avoid zOMG!
Though regardless of what I see
My crew's betrayal gets to me
Remember, just a game, might as well, act mundane
Why did they ever reject me when I was so influential?
It's not life, it's a game, still it hurts, just the same
Why did they desert me when I clearly was their one essential?
Receive abuse, though not the drop
Self-degradation's made me lop
But what about my event rings
And all my loot and gatherings
Perhaps it's time to end this strife
I'd need a crew, perhaps they're rife
I've been seduced, can't help but play
I'm never gonna break away
Over here, over there, any crews, anywhere?
Knowing that from now on, I have got to weed out the pretentious
Talented, always fair, crews as such, are quite rare
Keeping that in mind while avoiding coming across contentious
I then receive quite the PM:
"Please, might we just make amends,
I was showing off, that is all,
Without you, crew hit the wall"
I contemplated cutting slack
Should past be past, and take them back?
But regardless, they ought to know
Won't be instant sympatico
In the end, what is true, each player, me and you
Has their moment of cockiness that becomes regret thereafter
Such actions, are not new, still we must, pull on through
Rather than forced segregation let's enjoy zOMG! in laughter
"I don't care what we do,
Bring Dervish, I will too,
I don't care what we do,
A Hornet's run, fun with you"