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Perfect Cultist

*Username: InfernusNinja
* Title of Entry: Love Hurts
* Valentine message about zOMG!:
Do you know what I've done for you?
I killed garlic and dogs
And strange pieces of machinery
Just for you

I died a thousand times over
I revived a thousand one
Do you know how hard I worked
To see you again?

I fell prey to
Grues and Night Frights
And Sealab's wrath
Only for you

Yet, I still love you
Your kindness and integrity, too
I would propose to you
With a box of rings
I loved you
Ever since you defibbed me
And I would kneel for you
Even if it kills me
Mademoiselle Kit's avatar

Questionable Genius

Mademoiselle Kit

Quoted for Truth:

I love you more than Bloodlust loves stabbing my face.
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Questionable Genius

Mademoiselle Kit

Another Quoted for Truth:

I love you more than Marshall loves watching you sleep.
*prepares to spend the entire week writing the best poem ever, only to finish fifteen seconds too late* ninja

Will the winners be randomly selected like with your other contests, or is there judging involved?
*Username: Prininsilla
*Title of Entry: It IS Not the Best, But Somewhat Better
*Valentine message about zOMG!:

zOMG! is not the best, nor am I. I have died millions of times in zOMG! and in different ways too.
Noob: Gnomes. Cl. 2: Garlic. Cl. 3: Drums. Cl. 4: Wolves. Cl. 5: Puppies. Cl. 6-8: Anchor Bugs.
Cl. 9-10: Sea sluts. 3nodding
And in all these levels, I have loved zOMG!
It was the place where I found friends that, like me, loved zOMG!
We went through many troubles together, and loved zOMG!
Friends met each other most of the time, in the loved zOMG!
I don't know who or what I did all of this for... but I loved zOMG!
Whenever we needed money, we went to the loved zOMG!
There were hard times in the loved zOMG!
There was lagging in the loved zOMG!
It was not THE loved zOMG!... but OUR loved zOMG!


It IS not the best, but somewhat better... OUR LOVED AND STILL LOVED, ZOMG!
Malefic Nite's avatar

Malevolent Tycoon

Malefic Nite

The Lady in Red

Oh Kamila
When I see your Blood Red eyes and that sexy figure
You make my heart scream
Let's Escape this dreadful crypt
And I'll make it your while wink
Trust me when I say
That I will take care of you
And put it down like Marshall
If you know what I mean wink
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Vicious Prophet

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Username: Pan Twardowski
Title of Entry: Ode to zOMG!: A Sestina
Valentine:

I would give thee roses had they not been given life,
burning, stinging with their animated thorns,
like the breaking of hearts.
No, instead I shall show my love by fighting the good fight,
killing End Boss one thousand times over,
even after nerf, only for thee.

Even after the nerf was implemented, my sweet,
even after it seemed thy life was at an end, love,
I still continued fighting, went further than End Boss,
fought animated blood for thee.
I shall continue to fight and do battle with these monsters
just to see thy smile fill my heart.

If Sweetheart is re-released
and if nerf becomes even lower,
I will continue to fight and love
and continue to breathe life into thy frail being,
to keep thou animate just a little longer,
and thou shall congratulate me once more after killing End Boss.

When a new end boss came out, her vampiric majesty,
I felt thy heart beat once more
and I wept tears of joy as I fought new Animated.
No nerf could stop me,
thou were finally alive yet again,
and I knew my fight was not in vain.

So I continue to fight! and fight! and fight again!
For I have more hope than Gaia after the defeat of End Boss,
more hope that thy digital veins shall run with life longer yet.
For thou, zOMG!, thou own my heart, my soul, my being,
and I do not care what thou nerf,
for I will continue to battle Animated to save thee from this curse.

We, Gaians, shall stand against the Animated
fight until our very last breath and then fight some more,
taking our nerfs in stride.
For though End Boss has been defeated
thou art still dear in our hearts,
and we want to bring life to cold veins.

Animated, flamingos to End Boss to Kamila herself,
shall not stand a chance against the fight for we fight with our hearts.
We will not stop for any nerf, will not allow thee to lose thy life.
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Wheezing Gekko

* Username: starzXnight
* Title of Entry: Extra cheesy and sappy pickup lines/valentines with starz
* Valentine message about zOMG!:

Hai 4laugh Welcome to cheesy pickup lines/valentines with starz yum_puddi I love zOMG! so much that I sat here for a while thinking of sappy pickup lines that will melt your brains sweatdrop ikr? such decication These all kind of go together, so it's just one entry:


  • If my heart-shaped health guage was empty, would you bandage it for me? redface
  • Even without your Solar Rays ring, you're still the center of my universe cool
  • My coyote ring is supposed to boost my luck. Did it work? ;D
  • I’m new to zOMG!. Could you give me the directions to your null chamber?
  • Some people say that I have a Keen Eye for picking out the most beautiful people ;]
  • My love for you burns just as brightly as my Fire Rain does.
  • Do you have a Defibrillate ring? Because your beauty just dazed me.
  • Are your feet tired? Because you've been going at R4 Fleet Feet speed through my mind the whole night.
  • Why do you only have a Hot Foot ring? O: It should be called Hot Everything!
  • It seems that Fortune's Favor is with me tonight. Are you? wink
  • Have you ever used Knife Sharpen? Because you're a cut above the rest!


These are really terrible guys, sorry OTL
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Sweetheart

Username: iiAznAustin
Title of Entry: Affection towards zOMG!
Valentine message about zOMG!:
Even if I wont be able to win,
I'd like to thank zOMG!
For giving me something to do, and
For helping me make awesome friends.
Following these, I'd like to wish zOMG!
a happy Valentine's day.
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Unbeatable Tycoon

LabTech Kestin
*prepares to spend the entire week writing the best poem ever, only to finish fifteen seconds too late* ninja

Will the winners be randomly selected like with your other contests, or is there judging involved?


Storm Malice Presents Kitten Lover

Oh Kestin when I look in your eyes
I blush, I dream
I want to become your pet kitty
That way when you pet me
I get all of your love and affection
Making all of the other guys Jealous
Especially Lux cat_lol
Malefic Nite's avatar

Malevolent Tycoon

Rainbow Filled Nights
Sisky, you're amazing heart

One very thoughtful poem coming right up!


Malefic Nite

Rainbow in the sky

Oh Rainbow Filled Night Fights
When I see your face
I instantly fall in love with you
You make me melt, you make me moist emotion_awesome
I must have you to myself
So if your with someone right now
Tell them to step off because you are for me
As I am for you
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Ruthless Noob

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Username: Kinky Requiem
Title: Healing Angel
Valentine message about zOMG!:

Wish your just the word I want to hear
Defib you make sure that daze i shall not fear
Diagnose your the beat to my heart
Bandage you my life essence form the start
Meat your my protector
Healing Halo also our healing helper
Sweetheart your my love wrapped in one
With these rings this healing halo job is well done
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Vicious Ladykiller

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Malefic Nite
Rainbow Filled Nights
Sisky, you're amazing heart

One very thoughtful poem coming right up!


Malefic Nite

Rainbow in the sky

Oh Rainbow Filled Night Fights
When I see your face
I instantly fall in love with you
You make me melt, you make me moist emotion_awesome
I must have you to myself
So if your with someone right now
Tell them to step off because you are for me
As I am for you

...Omg rofl rofl rofl we have a winner right here!


Why aren't you on my friends list? emotion_donotwant
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Newbie Noob

Username: T3H N3WB
Title: My Dear Sweetheart where does thou be
Entry:

O dear sweetheart where does thou be,
with out you i will surely bleed,
till i have you i must flee,
from all monsters that i see,
till your ring be in my hand,
i find myself stuck as if in quick sand,
although i have the aid of band,
till i have you i am just a boy not yet a man. heart

With love ur most sincere admirer T3H N3WB.
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IRL Cat

username

curtneko

title

The Five Stages of zOMG! Grief

entry

All I do now is zOMG!
When the moon has left and the sun has dawned
When the leaves are green and the leaves are gone
I've got so much to do
Gotta kill Bloodlust, gotta get Abuse
Well, I suppose it's fine
Leaving empty-handed, time after time

Every day, no, every night
I drudge on through endless Night Fright
To reach that glorified Abuse
Crew after crew that is obtuse
Lead crews in the thousands who
Will do the things I say to do
And I will make you many orbs
And you will see me as adorbz
Yet again, there goes Flash, I will lag, I will crash
No strings can be pulled to deal with 2003 comp systems
What I need, is the cash, an upgrade, made to last
Something where the vibrancy of Bloodlust is so smooth it glistens

Ragequit to the maximum
I whisper yet again to them
Hold yellow maze and hold green rooms
Hold hundred percent room too
Perhaps by this time, holding crypt
Regardless all they do is spit
"Your comp is unreliable"
But this was my crew, still they cull
"Through with you, can't you see, don't you whine, do not plea"
Yes, I think I got the point, and bam, there goes my chance at Abuse
Comp's lagged out, woe is me, one more crew, has to be
It turns out that I had been played not quite the devil but the deuce

Think about that recent crew
Perhaps they consider me too
Maybe they need to cool off
Or will they just continue to scoff
And since I can't contact a mod
I choose to avoid zOMG!
Though regardless of what I see
My crew's betrayal gets to me
Remember, just a game, might as well, act mundane
Why did they ever reject me when I was so influential?
It's not life, it's a game, still it hurts, just the same
Why did they desert me when I clearly was their one essential?

Receive abuse, though not the drop
Self-degradation's made me lop
But what about my event rings
And all my loot and gatherings
Perhaps it's time to end this strife
I'd need a crew, perhaps they're rife
I've been seduced, can't help but play
I'm never gonna break away
Over here, over there, any crews, anywhere?
Knowing that from now on, I have got to weed out the pretentious
Talented, always fair, crews as such, are quite rare
Keeping that in mind while avoiding coming across contentious

I then receive quite the PM:
"Please, might we just make amends,
I was showing off, that is all,
Without you, crew hit the wall"
I contemplated cutting slack
Should past be past, and take them back?
But regardless, they ought to know
Won't be instant sympatico
In the end, what is true, each player, me and you
Has their moment of cockiness that becomes regret thereafter
Such actions, are not new, still we must, pull on through
Rather than forced segregation let's enjoy zOMG! in laughter

"I don't care what we do,
Bring Dervish, I will too,
I don't care what we do,
A Hornet's run, fun with you"

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