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Post: 76908745_76 created on Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:48:49 +0000
Posted: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:48:49 +0000

You can't ride in all directions at once.

Don't try to do too many things at one time.
Also: Add "in bed" at the end of it for a great laugh

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Post: 76908745_77 created on Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:48:55 +0000
Posted: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:48:55 +0000

THAT WASNT CHICKEN!!!!

Meaning: Please see a doctor immediately.

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Post: 76908745_78 created on Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:48:59 +0000
Posted: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:48:59 +0000

The Door has always been open, you need only turn around and walk.

This means that you are capable of anything and the world, though it may seem closed, is still a mystery and that you need only turn around to find your path through it.

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Post: 76908745_79 created on Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:01 +0000
Posted: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:01 +0000

"Love is war, love is blind, please, just listen to your mind"
Don't let your heart tell you everything. If your hears "thinks" you love someone, you have to use your brain to find if someone is the right one for you.

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Post: 76908745_80 created on Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:07 +0000
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Enjoy life while you can~ don't do something so stupid, or you will regret it in the future, you can't go back and fix it.
Meaning: It basically tells you in my fortune for others to read :3

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Post: 76908745_81 created on Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:08 +0000
Posted: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:08 +0000

It doesn't matter if you can out run the bear, it matter is you can out run the slowest person running from it.
It means, it doesn't matter what may come along, as long as you can do something to your best that someone else can't, you'll be headed on the path to success.
Or it means if you're ever running for your life from a bear, make sure you're not the slowest person. xd

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Post: 76908745_82 created on Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:11 +0000
Posted: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:11 +0000

Sometimes laughing at the darkest things can be the greatest form of therapy.

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Post: 76908745_83 created on Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:12 +0000
Posted: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:12 +0000

You will have a good night (in bed)

**adding "in bed" to any boring fortune makes it automatically better**

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Post: 76908745_84 created on Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:15 +0000
Posted: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:15 +0000

Ghosts are tha world. ^ ^

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Post: 76908745_85 created on Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:22 +0000
Posted: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:22 +0000

You know, its funny that you should mention eating chinese food for lunch cause thats EXACTLY what I had yesterday! lol. And I totally agree with you, my fortune didnt make any sense to me. I believe it said someting like "Go ahead and get this over with, someone is waiting for you on that." I kid you not. Worst fortune I ever got. XD Why cant you get something thats more realistic like.. "You'll be going a trip sometime soon." and technically speaking you would, especially if you opened it at the restaurant and after wards you leave. XD lol. No but seriously, if you want a trick to make your fortune sound more fun or should I say HILARIOUS!! Add the phrase "In bed" at the end of every fortune. You'll be surprised how funny some of them turn out. But if I had to come up with any kind of fortune, I think I'd like to find something that says:
"Brilliance is untamed, be the beast."
Meaning: Some of the worlds most majestic views are wild, they were born brilliant and untamed.

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Post: 76908745_86 created on Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:24 +0000
Posted: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:24 +0000

You will fail in life, give it up

It telling me to go die.

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Post: 76908745_87 created on Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:28 +0000
Posted: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:49:28 +0000

We are stuck here making fortune cookie fortunes! We are making plans but so far none succeeded, we need you to bring a boat.

Meaning:
When people are in need of help lend a hand.