"Love is war, love is blind, please, just listen to your mind"
Don't let your heart tell you everything. If your hears "thinks" you love someone, you have to use your brain to find if someone is the right one for you.
It doesn't matter if you can out run the bear, it matter is you can out run the slowest person running from it.
It means, it doesn't matter what may come along, as long as you can do something to your best that someone else can't, you'll be headed on the path to success.
Or it means if you're ever running for your life from a bear, make sure you're not the slowest person. xd
You know, its funny that you should mention eating chinese food for lunch cause thats EXACTLY what I had yesterday! lol. And I totally agree with you, my fortune didnt make any sense to me. I believe it said someting like "Go ahead and get this over with, someone is waiting for you on that." I kid you not. Worst fortune I ever got. XD Why cant you get something thats more realistic like.. "You'll be going a trip sometime soon." and technically speaking you would, especially if you opened it at the restaurant and after wards you leave. XD lol. No but seriously, if you want a trick to make your fortune sound more fun or should I say HILARIOUS!! Add the phrase "In bed" at the end of every fortune. You'll be surprised how funny some of them turn out. But if I had to come up with any kind of fortune, I think I'd like to find something that says:
"Brilliance is untamed, be the beast."
Meaning: Some of the worlds most majestic views are wild, they were born brilliant and untamed.