My favorite April collectible?
Princess Kaguya, of course.
Hold up, you want to know why?
I have to actually explain this?
EVERYONE SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THIS IS THE BEST MC APRIL HAS TO OFFER.
But I suppose I can enlighten the lot of you.
First of all, this dress.
JUST LOOK AT THIS DRESS.
Holy guacamole with a side of ravioli,
DEM COLORS. DAT DETAIL. And look at how comfy that looks!
YOUR AVATAR WILL WEAR NOTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN.
WAIT,
you sit yourself right back down. I'M NOT DONE YET.
I'm not gonna spout about how fabulous the fancy dress is all day. Did you know this thing comes with BUNNIES?
That's right. Not only do you get this bitchin' getup, but you'll also have yourself some
PINK BUNNIES. Bunnies with
LANTERNS AND FANS. You can't get much more pleasant than that. I freaking love bunnies, and so do most people, I'd imagine.
This thing also provides this incredible hairdo in two,
TWO different colors, a shoji so you can get naked wherever the hell you want, and your very own lamp.The artist outta pat his or herself on the back, because
Princess Kaguya is the BEST THING TO HIT APRIL SINCE DISCOUNT EASTER CANDY DAY.
"But that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Oh, sorry, I could have sworn you said 'opinion.' I think what you meant to say was,
"THESE ARE FACTS."