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Little Falafel Girl
basically, anything in this gallery.

http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=36&Itemid=53

Just beware, if you click this link and start looking at this stuff, you may just suddenly waste several hours of your day. Approach with caution.


I have seen a gallery so full of epic fail. "Super weaving?" WTF?! scream
 
     
 
RUNNING SLOWER THAN A SNAIL mrgreen
     

beautyqueen0987
beautyqueen0987
ID#: 20886943
able to make any organ vanish from your body
 
     
 
Superhearing that makes your ears hurt.
     
lol there's a lot of them, like Dead Girl from X-Men, stupid
 
     
 
The ability to only talk in binary
     
Takashi.0
HypnoChoad
Anthrax Farts.


Isn't Antrax poisonous?

Quote:
Symptoms
Symptoms of anthrax differ depending on the type of anthrax. By type, the symptoms may include:
•Cutaneous anthrax: Blister or ulcer that later forms a black scab, and is usually surrounded by a lot of swelling
•Inhalation anthrax: Begins with fever, malaise, headache, cough, shortness of breath, and chest pain; shock may occur in the second stage
•Gastrointestinal anthrax: Nausea and vomiting (the vomit may include blood), anorexia, and bloody diarrhea


I've had about 20 Anthrax shot's I think I could take one of those farts in the face and blow it back at the person with no effects on me biggrin .

I a fun but useless super power would be the ability to only change tv channels with your mind.
 
     
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Heartless901
Worst superpower for fighting crime, but the most abusable:

The Broadway Effect: to make people sing uncontrollably and have them dance routines they have never known before.


That would be amazing.

There must be a superhero alter-ego to this though, whose power is to make people forget dance routines.
     
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charbookwyrm
Heartless901
Worst superpower for fighting crime, but the most abusable:

The Broadway Effect: to make people sing uncontrollably and have them dance routines they have never known before.


That would be amazing.
A demon had this ability in Buffy the Vampire Slayer; he basically made people sing and dance until their body overworked itself and they died.
 
     
 
charbookwyrm
Heartless901
Worst superpower for fighting crime, but the most abusable:

The Broadway Effect: to make people sing uncontrollably and have them dance routines they have never known before.


That would be amazing.

There must be a superhero alter-ego to this though, whose power is to make people forget dance routines.
The Broadway effect would be immensely effective for crime fighting.
Just imagine it, you're attempting to mug someone when all of the sudden, you and your victim break out into a bizzarre screwed up duet.

And without warning, in comes the chorus line...
     
The Goldfish have taken flight. Measures must be taken.
*REVVVVV*


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Nekotalim_II
charbookwyrm
Heartless901
Worst superpower for fighting crime, but the most abusable:

The Broadway Effect: to make people sing uncontrollably and have them dance routines they have never known before.


That would be amazing.

There must be a superhero alter-ego to this though, whose power is to make people forget dance routines.
The Broadway effect would be immensely effective for crime fighting.
Just imagine it, you're attempting to mug someone when all of the sudden, you and your victim break out into a bizzarre screwed up duet.

And without warning, in comes the chorus line...


I just keep thinking of Neil Patrick Harris portrayal of the Music meister in Batman the brave and the bold. Just look at him go!
 
     
Stopspot
Stopspot
ID#: 21723759
 
Metabolism so fast you have to sit on the toilet while you eat.
     
id have to go with zombieville usa
 
     
 
all LAME power I have so much to list but I'll just go with this...........
     
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