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Minthalas Becoming invisible only when nobody's looking. Love that movie. rofl |
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Ah, I'm actually trying to make a comic called "The Rejected Superheroes", about superheroes that have a bunch of stupid powers. There's Bust Babe, who can make her boobs grow bigger at will, Rainbow Man, a man who is so gay he can shoot rainbow beams (he also drives a Sodomobile), Afro Man, the leader of the group, has the power of funk (he derives his power from his afro), PMS woman, who is always in a bad mood, and XTREME! Muslim, who has the power to talk to and summon motorcycles and do stunts (he also has the power to drive a taxi and run a convinience store). There's also Logic Man and Logic Woman (they have the power of common sense), and Captain Obvious, who has the power to state the obvious. Mary Sue also appears for a short time. For those who don't know, a Mary Sue is a character archetype to desribe a character who is too perfect to be believable. Mary Sue in the Rejected Superheroes has purple hair and can learn to use anything right away, even when it takes years of training. She's insanely beautiful and everyone loves her. However, the other heroes hate her so much, they either kill her or throw her into another dimension (still working on the whole idea in general). I'm trying to think of more...
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marshmallowcreampie There's Bust Babe, who can make her boobs grow bigger at will Quote: i wouyld not reject her |
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If anyone remembers Maggot from X-men then they'll probably agree that his powers sucked a**. They were also really disgusting.
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Little Maus Mainstream comics- Aquaman. But then they went and made him super strong so I guess that doesn't count entirely... I did once read about a supervillain who could talk to /see microbes, which would be really unnerving... Y'know, since germs are everywhere... The New Warriors hero, Microbe could talk to germs. He was actually insanely powerful, but too much of a coward to make good use of his powers..... |
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Adrian Shard blowing urself up Nitro...... And several members of Al Qaeda. |
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Jackroller Arm Fall Off Boy had the worst superpower. His arms fell off. Psh. I could parlay that into a trillion dollar lawsuit. Totally not useless. |
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rabidpandaren If anyone remembers Maggot from X-men then they'll probably agree that his powers sucked a**. They were also really disgusting. Bah. According to Deadpool he's the world's most popular mutant! Stop hatin' on Maggot! |
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marshmallowcreampie Ah, I'm actually trying to make a comic called "The Rejected Superheroes", about superheroes that have a bunch of stupid powers. There's Bust Babe, who can make her boobs grow bigger at will, Rainbow Man, a man who is so gay he can shoot rainbow beams (he also drives a Sodomobile), Afro Man, the leader of the group, has the power of funk (he derives his power from his afro), PMS woman, who is always in a bad mood, and XTREME! Muslim, who has the power to talk to and summon motorcycles and do stunts (he also has the power to drive a taxi and run a convinience store). There's also Logic Man and Logic Woman (they have the power of common sense), and Captain Obvious, who has the power to state the obvious. Mary Sue also appears for a short time. For those who don't know, a Mary Sue is a character archetype to desribe a character who is too perfect to be believable. Mary Sue in the Rejected Superheroes has purple hair and can learn to use anything right away, even when it takes years of training. She's insanely beautiful and everyone loves her. However, the other heroes hate her so much, they either kill her or throw her into another dimension (still working on the whole idea in general). I'm trying to think of more... common sense is so rare now days that it might as well be a super power. :T and pearls before swine ftw! |
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*has just read Maggott's definition on Wikipedia* Maggott rules!!!
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marshmallowcreampie Ah, I'm actually trying to make a comic called "The Rejected Superheroes", about superheroes that have a bunch of stupid powers. There's Bust Babe, who can make her boobs grow bigger at will, Rainbow Man, a man who is so gay he can shoot rainbow beams (he also drives a Sodomobile), Afro Man, the leader of the group, has the power of funk (he derives his power from his afro), PMS woman, who is always in a bad mood, and XTREME! Muslim, who has the power to talk to and summon motorcycles and do stunts (he also has the power to drive a taxi and run a convinience store). There's also Logic Man and Logic Woman (they have the power of common sense), and Captain Obvious, who has the power to state the obvious. Mary Sue also appears for a short time. For those who don't know, a Mary Sue is a character archetype to desribe a character who is too perfect to be believable. Mary Sue in the Rejected Superheroes has purple hair and can learn to use anything right away, even when it takes years of training. She's insanely beautiful and everyone loves her. However, the other heroes hate her so much, they either kill her or throw her into another dimension (still working on the whole idea in general). I'm trying to think of more... ...TO THE SODOMOBILE! scream Oh god, that is terrible. |
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I'm actually making a comic myself, and the hero has what he calls an 'Immobile'; it is a vehicle entirely incapable of moving. On the bright side, it has a kickin' sound system. ^ ^
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Mobius Nightshade I'm actually making a comic myself, and the hero has what he calls an 'Immobile'; it is a vehicle entirely incapable of moving. On the bright side, it has a kickin' sound system. ^ ^ I think I've met that guy! He's one of those wannabe gang bangers that lives down the street from my friend! I would so read that comic! xd |
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Also, I don't think maggot sucks...just his power...
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rabidpandaren Also, I don't think maggot sucks...just his power... Well I just talked to him and he thinks YOUR power sucks. How do you like that? Huh? |
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