worst superpower?

[Raudy Gabriev]

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Raudy Gabriev

Minthalas

Raudy Gabriev

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i think the worst super power would be to be able to talk in diff languages that will be useless

Actually, Cypher, a member of the X-men, had that ability. He could speak and read any language (so long as it was an actual language. He couldn't talk to animals, for example).

I'll always be partial to El Guapo, though. His power was he had a skateboard that hated him. No, seriously. He did.

Heh... That's not a power though. It's just owning a really shitty skateboard.

No. That was his actual power (that and Tony Hawk physics). I think it's just like Phantomex's power is owning a spaceship. I think the skateboard grew out of him (it's never clarified where it comes from, but he is a mutant and his power is his skateboard).

So he had some self-hatred issues then? Why else would is own home-grown skateboard hate its creator?

It's unclear. The Skateboard probably didn't truly HATE him, per say, but it acted like a violent moral enforcer. He had a gf before he joined the X-Statixs, but due to his fame women were throwing themselves at him. He eventually had a three way with two supermodels. From that day on, his Skateboard would beat him savagely. It's unknown if it ever stopped doing that, but most likely did after El Guapo lost his legs (his life was hard enough being a legless skateboarder). He died soon after this.

[Battle Captian Garro]

the ability to cause E.D. within a 1 inch area of your p***s.
or the ability to manifest aids in monkeys.
the superpower to never keep money.
and pogo p***s is just pain.

[Feyd Darthien]

The ability to tell if someone is telling the truth.. unless they're lying.

[Teh General Bloodless]

Having a slightly long neck.

Thank you, X-Men.

[xHell_Blazerx]

R.I.K.

All the powers of Aqua-man.
Talking to fish, breathing underwater, all that stuff.

(Spongebob can do that too)

hands down the wrost use-less super power ever.

[PatronofChaos]

xHell_Blazerx

R.I.K.

All the powers of Aqua-man.
Talking to fish, breathing underwater, all that stuff.

(Spongebob can do that too)

hands down the wrost use-less super power ever.those powers would be fun while vacationing in the bahammas though. XD

he can't even control the fish he just asks nicely. the fish could ignore him.

[Raudy Gabriev]

PatronofChaos

xHell_Blazerx

R.I.K.

All the powers of Aqua-man.
Talking to fish, breathing underwater, all that stuff.

(Spongebob can do that too)

hands down the wrost use-less super power ever.

those powers would be fun while vacationing in the bahammas though. XD

he can't even control the fish he just asks nicely. the fish could ignore him.

Actually, last I checked he can command them. I think Garth is the one that has to ask nicely. But I could be wrong.

[The Nobleman 64]

in my opinion the worst superpower is whatever you call bouncing boys, from legion of superheroes, power.

[Mobius Nightshade]

I think the most useless superpower ever would be the ability to absorb the emotions of people around you and feel them yourself. One step too close to a suicidal person and BOOM! No more you.

[Nelor-Zekillion]

Telekinesis.Cause to talk to someone telepathically would be pretty lame.If you ask me anyways.

[Pyracuse]

Has everyone forgotten Telepathy? Uncontrolled telepathy, by which you have to listen to all thoughts made by every living creature within a 3 mile radius? Some people are VERY rude... 3nodding

[Mobius Nightshade]

The ability to communicate ONLY by a system of farts and belches.

[12Nasis_Kitty10]

"j**z Troft Girl" from the super hero song by Stephen Lynch xd She would be a pretty useless nasty super hero.

[[.PrettyHateMachine.]]

The power to control the speed of electric pencil sharpeners...

[Axel-K]

Kitty_Carcasses

In your opinion, what would be the most useless/pointless/crappy superpower to acquire?

the power to become liquid