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Raudy Gabriev
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Raudy Gabriev
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Nick Cain
The worst power to have would be either Squirrel Girl's ability to control squirrels, or Matter Eater Lad's ability to eat all kinds of matter.


I totally second that! Squirrel Girl has some of the lamest powers ever.


Again, have YOU beaten Doom? Or Thanos? SG seems to be doing all right with what she's got.


From the track record of those villains...yes, I think I could take both of them out. Comic book villains are notorious for making obscenely stupid mistakes despite having "genius intellect."

Halitosis Man! Poor, poor Bob...


And yet, you haven't..... Until you do, I'm still sayin' SG is better than you......


Do not make me scalp that chick...and then feed her lame rodent sidekick to my dog...he's tried to eat cats on more than one occasion, so a squirrel shouldn't be too hard.
 
     
 
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Raudy Gabriev
rabidpandaren
Raudy Gabriev
rabidpandaren
Nick Cain
The worst power to have would be either Squirrel Girl's ability to control squirrels, or Matter Eater Lad's ability to eat all kinds of matter.


I totally second that! Squirrel Girl has some of the lamest powers ever.


Again, have YOU beaten Doom? Or Thanos? SG seems to be doing all right with what she's got.


From the track record of those villains...yes, I think I could take both of them out. Comic book villains are notorious for making obscenely stupid mistakes despite having "genius intellect."

Halitosis Man! Poor, poor Bob...


And yet, you haven't..... Until you do, I'm still sayin' SG is better than you......


Do not make me scalp that chick...and then feed her lame rodent sidekick to my dog...he's tried to eat cats on more than one occasion, so a squirrel shouldn't be too hard.


You wouldn't be able to touch her. She's got squirrel-like agility! 3nodding
     
rabidpandaren
_-x-Ares-God-of-War-x-_
I think people with telepathy who are unable to make themselves fly are useless.


I think you are confusing telepathy with telekinesis. The former allows you to read minds, the later allows you to move objects with your mind. You can one without the other.

I think Wither has one of the worst powers ever. Uncontrollable death touch? Sure, it could be cool as far as enemies are concerned, but accidentally killing your friends would totally suck.


Well Yeah Telekinesis.
 
     
 
I'd think the ability to attract diseased animals would be pretty useless unless you were a veterinarian in need of work.
     
I always thought the "Wonder Twins" from the "Superfriends" were pretty lame. First off, their powers won't work if they're not together. One transforms into the shape of something, like a bucket. The other transforms into the form of something, like water. It always annoyed me when they'd do that. I mean, WHO out there isn't capable of fetching a bucket and water. xp
 
     
 
Aquaman is the worst super hero so talking to fish id have to say
     
Dragon Arrow86
Aquaman is the worst super hero so talking to fish id have to say


Talking to fish could be useful. You could summon sharks so you could have your own private beach. Fish could save you from drowning... Aquaman just makes it seem lame.

That's it! Aquaman's real power is the ability to make anything associated with him incredibly lame.
 
     
 
_-x-Ares-God-of-War-x-_
rabidpandaren
_-x-Ares-God-of-War-x-_
I think people with telepathy who are unable to make themselves fly are useless.


I think you are confusing telepathy with telekinesis. The former allows you to read minds, the later allows you to move objects with your mind. You can one without the other.

I think Wither has one of the worst powers ever. Uncontrollable death touch? Sure, it could be cool as far as enemies are concerned, but accidentally killing your friends would totally suck.


Well Yeah Telekinesis.


Psh. Telekinesis, even without flight ability, is one of the best powers ever. Ability to handle harmful substances without being close, trapping people with force, stopping someone's heart, deflecting or defusing kinetic force, and that's just off the top of my head. Telekinesis, if used properly can be one of the most useful powers, period.
     
It's all just vibrations. -Superman, just before whistling to save the universe
shape shifting sucks because if ur fighting someone with someones whos super strong anything u sape shift into will be weaker then him
 
     

 
Dragon Arrow86
shape shifting sucks because if ur fighting someone with someones whos super strong anything u sape shift into will be weaker then him

what if you shape shift into some gum or Jello then it wouldn't matter how much he beat you up. Or you could shape shift into a super ball and he would hit you and you would just bounce away.
     
jacoblinzy
jacoblinzy
Dragon Arrow86
shape shifting sucks because if ur fighting someone with someones whos super strong anything u sape shift into will be weaker then him

what if you shape shift into some gum or Jello then it wouldn't matter how much he beat you up. Or you could shape shift into a super ball and he would hit you and you would just bounce away.


Then the guy you're fighting would just eat you...like that boss from World Ends With You. He was obsessed with comparing his enemies to food. Pudding of doom.
 
     
 
being able to blend in with anything................but walls/fences/and the ground
     
siddog123
being able to blend in with anything................but walls/fences/and the ground


What's left after eliminating those?
 
     
 
basically, anything in this gallery.

http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=36&Itemid=53

Just beware, if you click this link and start looking at this stuff, you may just suddenly waste several hours of your day. Approach with caution.
     
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