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In your opinion, what would be the most useless/pointless/crappy superpower to acquire?
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Becoming invisible only when nobody's looking.
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lol. that's good.
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nice
mystery men reference being able to change the molecular structure of inatimate objects, but oly enough to change their color. |
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All the powers of Aqua-man.
Talking to fish, breathing underwater, all that stuff. (Spongebob can do that too) |
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Glassman form Unbreakable is the worst. I swear I would kill myself if I had his power.
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biggrin i like it...but color isn't really a part of the molecular structure...at least I don't think it is...
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capoeiramonkey nice mystery men reference being able to change the molecular structure of inatimate objects, but oly enough to change their color. technically if you had enough refinement over it you could use it to make any inanimate object invisible. or look like anything else |
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Worst superpower for fighting crime, but the most abusable:
The Broadway Effect: to make people sing uncontrollably and have them dance routines they have never known before. |
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Bursting into flames when in contact with air. Like that guy on the Venture Bros. burning_eyes
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hadouken
just simply a hadouken. you need to get close to the enemy to make sure you wont miss and its slow and easily dodge-able. If you know karate it might work though |
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Actually, there was a game based on this whole premise. It was called "Stuperpowers." The point of the game was to find creative way to use your useless and/or silly powers and stop bad guys. Rather than post all of the powers and claim I made them, I'll just post a few of the more fun ones.....
Summon and control dust bunnies. Make any band play "Free Bird." Turn wheat products into cocaine. See two seconds into the future. Prehensile nipples. Induce slight headache. Give things a creamy nougat center. Mate and produce offspring with inanimate objects. Make all the telephones in the world ring at once. Ballistic splooge. Create light breeze. Vacuum butt. Turn into someone's Ex. Concussive breasts. Your farts bring dead people back to life. Pogo p***s. Enjoy. 3nodding |
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Devonix capoeiramonkey nice mystery men reference being able to change the molecular structure of inatimate objects, but oly enough to change their color. technically if you had enough refinement over it you could use it to make any inanimate object invisible. or look like anything else this is true,however technicolorlad (or whatever his name was) from "the league of substitute superheros" can't not do that. |
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Raudy Gabriev Make all the telephones in the world ring at once. Enjoy. 3nodding xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd I would soooooo abusive that.... |
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Shoot spaghetti out of your finger.
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