why didn't batman just become a cop???

[Marty Nozz]

Minthalas

kingsly III

as Nozz said batman was a vigilante because the cops were corrupt. and what with being enormously over trained and with what you might consider a sixth sense about guilt + no apparent need to sleep, he had more then any police station would want to handle. also at the time when batman came in to being that sort of hero was far more acceptable then now. And if you just happen to be that badass and rich why not have a highly versatile costume and high tech gadgets? it's not arrogant it's a natural conclusion

You're basically saying Donald Trump should have been a superhero in his younger days.

I heard he quit when his arch nemesis hit him with a ray that made his hair stay styled like that. He knew that it would make him stand out and that his secret identity was compromised, so he quit and went into real estate.

True story. I read it on the internet.

[Minthalas]

Marty Nozz

Minthalas

kingsly III

as Nozz said batman was a vigilante because the cops were corrupt. and what with being enormously over trained and with what you might consider a sixth sense about guilt + no apparent need to sleep, he had more then any police station would want to handle. also at the time when batman came in to being that sort of hero was far more acceptable then now. And if you just happen to be that badass and rich why not have a highly versatile costume and high tech gadgets? it's not arrogant it's a natural conclusion

You're basically saying Donald Trump should have been a superhero in his younger days.

I heard he quit when his arch nemesis hit him with a ray that made his hair stay styled like that. He knew that it would make him stand out and that his secret identity was compromised, so he quit and went into real estate.

True story. I read it on the internet.

Where's that arch nemisis at now? Was it Bill Gates?

[Pinderpanda 600]

Max Mercury

RE-trading it. It was reprinted as a little novel-height thing at one point.
And I kicked myself later for not getting it in another format to make it easier to flip through.

Good to know! I'll be having that off the ebay, I will.

[That_comic_guy]

Marty Nozz

And do you know how much paperwork police have to deal with? I'd rather where spandex and a cape than deal with it too.

THIS. Plus the fact police don't get a bunch of niffy gadgets now do they? Plus I like like my Superman/Batman combos thanks.

[kingsly III]

Minthalas

kingsly III

as Nozz said batman was a vigilante because the cops were corrupt. and what with being enormously over trained and with what you might consider a sixth sense about guilt + no apparent need to sleep, he had more then any police station would want to handle. also at the time when batman came in to being that sort of hero was far more acceptable then now. And if you just happen to be that badass and rich why not have a highly versatile costume and high tech gadgets? it's not arrogant it's a natural conclusion

You're basically saying Donald Trump should have been a superhero in his younger days.

Ummm..... No.
As far as I know Mr.Trump was never a martial artist, also I think he sleeps. and justice just doesn't seem to be his "thing".
Yeah, that would have to a big fat NO.

[Marty Nozz]

kingsly III

Minthalas

kingsly III

as Nozz said batman was a vigilante because the cops were corrupt. and what with being enormously over trained and with what you might consider a sixth sense about guilt + no apparent need to sleep, he had more then any police station would want to handle. also at the time when batman came in to being that sort of hero was far more acceptable then now. And if you just happen to be that badass and rich why not have a highly versatile costume and high tech gadgets? it's not arrogant it's a natural conclusion

You're basically saying Donald Trump should have been a superhero in his younger days.

Ummm..... No.
As far as I know Mr.Trump was never a martial artist, also I think he sleeps. and justice just doesn't seem to be his "thing".
Yeah, that would have to a big fat NO.

That's the whole secret identity thing at work. You totally fell for it.

Donald Trump is really a level 37 ninja. And have you ever seen him sleep? I thought not.

[kingsly III]

Marty Nozz

kingsly III

Minthalas

kingsly III

as Nozz said batman was a vigilante because the cops were corrupt. and what with being enormously over trained and with what you might consider a sixth sense about guilt + no apparent need to sleep, he had more then any police station would want to handle. also at the time when batman came in to being that sort of hero was far more acceptable then now. And if you just happen to be that badass and rich why not have a highly versatile costume and high tech gadgets? it's not arrogant it's a natural conclusion

You're basically saying Donald Trump should have been a superhero in his younger days.

Ummm..... No.
As far as I know Mr.Trump was never a martial artist, also I think he sleeps. and justice just doesn't seem to be his "thing".
Yeah, that would have to a big fat NO.

That's the whole secret identity thing at work. You totally fell for it.

Donald Trump is really a level 37 ninja. And have you ever seen him sleep? I thought not.

Damn. ya got me there.
so how is it you know all this anyway?...

[Marty Nozz]

kingsly III

Marty Nozz

kingsly III

Minthalas

kingsly III

as Nozz said batman was a vigilante because the cops were corrupt. and what with being enormously over trained and with what you might consider a sixth sense about guilt + no apparent need to sleep, he had more then any police station would want to handle. also at the time when batman came in to being that sort of hero was far more acceptable then now. And if you just happen to be that badass and rich why not have a highly versatile costume and high tech gadgets? it's not arrogant it's a natural conclusion

You're basically saying Donald Trump should have been a superhero in his younger days.

Ummm..... No.
As far as I know Mr.Trump was never a martial artist, also I think he sleeps. and justice just doesn't seem to be his "thing".
Yeah, that would have to a big fat NO.

That's the whole secret identity thing at work. You totally fell for it.

Donald Trump is really a level 37 ninja. And have you ever seen him sleep? I thought not.

Damn. ya got me there.
so how is it you know all this anyway?...

Well, I'd tell you, but then I'd end up compromising my own secret identity.

[Lex Joseph Luthor]

Marty Nozz

kingsly III

Marty Nozz

kingsly III

Minthalas

kingsly III

as Nozz said batman was a vigilante because the cops were corrupt. and what with being enormously over trained and with what you might consider a sixth sense about guilt + no apparent need to sleep, he had more then any police station would want to handle. also at the time when batman came in to being that sort of hero was far more acceptable then now. And if you just happen to be that badass and rich why not have a highly versatile costume and high tech gadgets? it's not arrogant it's a natural conclusion

You're basically saying Donald Trump should have been a superhero in his younger days.

Ummm..... No.
As far as I know Mr.Trump was never a martial artist, also I think he sleeps. and justice just doesn't seem to be his "thing".
Yeah, that would have to a big fat NO.

That's the whole secret identity thing at work. You totally fell for it.

Donald Trump is really a level 37 ninja. And have you ever seen him sleep? I thought not.

Damn. ya got me there.
so how is it you know all this anyway?...

Well, I'd tell you, but then I'd end up compromising my own secret identity.

Ohhh . . . your escapades as Captain Buttweasle are a secret to no one . . .

On a side note. There IS the fact that cops carry guns, and Bats refuses to do such. His nonstandard equipment would get him in trouble with his section cheif or . . . whatever.

[uliti gain]

lunar zoe

he could just arrest badguys in stead of bieng a vigilante...

i know, and he can put people in jaill and its just like caturing them and stuff. i dont think nobody wants to be bat man because he wiil get caut soon enough. mbatman is a lucky person because some one make kool stukk for him to out run the cop and stuff redface

[BeowuIf]

Devonix

Tenzil Kem

It's a shame, because I would have read a series called "Bat-Cop."

With Gordon ad "Good-Cop"

punny lulz

[Marty Nozz]

Lex Joseph Luthor

Ohhh . . . your escapades as Captain Buttweasle are a secret to no one . . .

Silence Felch Lad or you're cleaning the cave.

[Little Maus]

LOL at Bat-Cop Good-Cop xD awesome.

And please, do you really think a spoiled rich person is going to want to have like, a JOB? Nothanks mkay. At least when you're a masked vigilante the hours are flexible!

[Pandora Phantom]

why didn't batman just become a cop???

Cuz then he couldn't dress up as a freakin giant bat. Well he could, but I wouldn't recommend it. Didn't it get covered in Watchmen; the fetishistic aspect of dressing up like that? The concept appeals to some people, I guess.

[Firekat Archer]

I think being a superhero is infinitively cooler than being a cop. Besides, when Bruce started out as Batman, the Police were horribly corrupt. What would be the point of cleaning up the streets if you couldn't clean up the corrupt policemen and gang bosses who had deals with the police?