Paul Cornell
You could say the Doctor is the FF all rolled up together: Reed's brain and academic distance; Johnny's impulsiveness; Ben's down to earth care for the ordinary people and Sue's invisible force field--no, come on, that metaphor was working so well! What's the Doctor got that Sue's got? Warmth, I suppose. And a nice bottom. So I'm told. I don't objectify comic book characters like that.
As much as I love Who that quote left me with the sudden urge to read FF stories, and get back into them. Combined with how very much I loved Cornell's mini. I never buy FF anymore, but once it was announced he was writing an FF mini I had to pick it up.
Why don't they?
The family aspect is a con for me. I'm not keen on my family. I don't like being near them (with the obvious exception of my children). I haven't seen most of my family since I went off to college in '94. So the FF being a family is something I have no interest in.
Which is your favourite run? Story? Character? Reed invention?
My favorite run was Byrne. I started reading regularly with issue 300 when Johnny married Alicia. I loved Ben as leader and Sharon as a team member. Though about a year into the run I went off to the Caribbean for a number of years, and the closest comic shop on the island was over an hour away.
My favorite story was when the Frightful Four was trying to find a fourth member, and held tryouts. No single favorite character, but I love Ben and Johnny paired together. Separated they aren't nearly as interesting to me.
How would you have done the films?
Replaced the actors playing Sue, Reed and Doom. Doom's depiction in the first movie was especially horrid. The second movie was closer to how he should be, but the damage from the first movie was already done. The first movie needed a bigger budget. The end fight was weak and anticlimatic.
Which was the first FF story you ever read?
I really can't remember. I started going into back issue bins and buying whatever comic caught my eye when I was around 7 or so. I think one of the earliest issues was when the original Human Torch was re-activated, met Johnny, and was then "destroyed" by Quasimodo.
Who'd you most like to see write and draw them?
Part of me thinks JH Williams III would be a very interesting choice. Not for an ongoing run, but maybe a mini. I think the FF work best when they're approached more as adventurers and are having weird romps. More of a sci-fi angle and less superhero the better. I think JHW would be able to handle anything an imaginative writer tackling the FF would throw his way. After my exposure to his work on Seven Soldiers and Desolation Jones I would love to see how he would interpret the FF.
If Ellis could hold himself in check (and avoid inserting another Spider Jerusalem/Wisdom/whoever) I'd like to see what kind of weird sci-fi approach he would take to the FF. His love of technology, it's applications, etc could make for a good sci-fi story. Though honestly I have my doubts he could temper his tics that keeps repeating in story after story (and I say this as an Ellis fan). Barring that Matt Fraction. Fraction/JHW? Hmmmm...