YES~! You two are my kindred spirits! You get me! It's great :,D
You know, I kind of thought Conrad was gay and I'm not even in on the slashy part of the fandom. It's just the way he freaked out when the blonde-girl-who-sings-out-of-tune was clinging to his arm and, well, his clothes, and...this.
"HE'S NOT GYNOPHOBIC. Also NOT GAY. Also HATES WORTH! (Conrad's own statements)"
I don't know, his vehement denial of it somehow makes me believe it more. Poor Conrad, I don't think he will be able to escape this one- if he says he is, everyone will say "I KNEW IT!" and if he says he isn't everyone will be like "Oh sure, Conrad. Suuuuuuure." (I got that quote from
here, by the way. Yes, I am nerdy enough to be interested in completely useless trivia about the characters...)
Yes, Lamont's blushing and awkwardness over the whole matter is most suspect! What is his job, anyway? Surely it can't be just walking around looking vaguely suspicious holding boxes? Hrmmm!
I'm searching through the archives again and speculating like crazy thanks to you two. >.> I will never get any studying done now.
...The worst part is I won't even regret putting it off in favour of this. I am a horrible student. OH WELL *archive diving!*