DC stands for "Disturbing Content"

[Devonix]

Ah but perhaps Batman knows whats going on and thats part of his plan, so that when a black ring animates this mysterious corpse that Superman was holding and creates the full Vampire Batman, the real one who is hiding in the past can arrive and destroy the Vampire self. Thus the evil of Vampirism can be purged from someone who is the greatest enemy of the Devil.

[Nekotalim_II]

Master Bruce Wayne

We can make you sparkle Marty, and you know what that means.

xd

[Marty Nozz]

Master Bruce Wayne

It's better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven Marty, and that's precisely what we intend to do. It must be so hard, though Marty. All those hits to the head, the skin on your hands coarser than sea salt. We can make you better, Marty. We can make you smarter, faster, stronger. We can make you sparkle Marty, and you know what that means.



*Waggles eyebrows.*

I know exactly what that means, you perv! I know your game. You try to lure unsuspecting dupes in with promises of immortality, romanticized spontaneous combustion and dim witted teenage girls with self esteem low enough that they'd willingly date something higher than them on the food change. Then by the time the lies are all ferreted out it's too like and the poor sucker is in the cemetery at three in the morning digging up a date.

You ain't foolin' me, pal.

[Marty Nozz]

LeeStar1988

Wow someones reading into the comics a little to much

That's what they're hoping. They're hoping you don't take the threat seriously.

[Marty Nozz]

Devonix

Ah but perhaps Batman knows whats going on and thats part of his plan, so that when a black ring animates this mysterious corpse that Superman was holding and creates the full Vampire Batman, the real one who is hiding in the past can arrive and destroy the Vampire self. Thus the evil of Vampirism can be purged from someone who is the greatest enemy of the Devil.

That whole Batman versus the devil deal was a sham. They're in cahoots. They want you to trust Batman so you won't suspect he's leading you astray.

[Preston886]

Marty Nozz

Devonix

Ah but perhaps Batman knows whats going on and thats part of his plan, so that when a black ring animates this mysterious corpse that Superman was holding and creates the full Vampire Batman, the real one who is hiding in the past can arrive and destroy the Vampire self. Thus the evil of Vampirism can be purged from someone who is the greatest enemy of the Devil.

That whole Batman versus the devil deal was a sham. They're in cahoots. They want you to trust Batman so you won't suspect he's leading you astray.

Paranoid much? Next you're gonna tell me Superman belongs to the Church of Scientology.

[Trick Question]

Preston886

Marty Nozz

Devonix

Ah but perhaps Batman knows whats going on and thats part of his plan, so that when a black ring animates this mysterious corpse that Superman was holding and creates the full Vampire Batman, the real one who is hiding in the past can arrive and destroy the Vampire self. Thus the evil of Vampirism can be purged from someone who is the greatest enemy of the Devil.

That whole Batman versus the devil deal was a sham. They're in cahoots. They want you to trust Batman so you won't suspect he's leading you astray.

Paranoid much? Next you're gonna tell me Superman belongs to the Church of Scientology.

everyone knows Clark's a mormon.

[Devonix]

Trick Question

Preston886

Marty Nozz

Devonix

Ah but perhaps Batman knows whats going on and thats part of his plan, so that when a black ring animates this mysterious corpse that Superman was holding and creates the full Vampire Batman, the real one who is hiding in the past can arrive and destroy the Vampire self. Thus the evil of Vampirism can be purged from someone who is the greatest enemy of the Devil.

That whole Batman versus the devil deal was a sham. They're in cahoots. They want you to trust Batman so you won't suspect he's leading you astray.

Paranoid much? Next you're gonna tell me Superman belongs to the Church of Scientology.

everyone knows Clark's a mormon.

Wait?!? so that means... Clark's one of the Twilight vampires!

[Trick Question]

Devonix

Trick Question

Preston886

Marty Nozz

Devonix

Ah but perhaps Batman knows whats going on and thats part of his plan, so that when a black ring animates this mysterious corpse that Superman was holding and creates the full Vampire Batman, the real one who is hiding in the past can arrive and destroy the Vampire self. Thus the evil of Vampirism can be purged from someone who is the greatest enemy of the Devil.

That whole Batman versus the devil deal was a sham. They're in cahoots. They want you to trust Batman so you won't suspect he's leading you astray.

Paranoid much? Next you're gonna tell me Superman belongs to the Church of Scientology.

everyone knows Clark's a mormon.

Wait?!? so that means... Clark's one of the Twilight vampires!

All the signs are there.
Plus, he can't be a scientologist.
He took Xenu out in issue 130.

[Devonix]

Trick Question

Devonix

Trick Question

Preston886

Marty Nozz

Devonix

Ah but perhaps Batman knows whats going on and thats part of his plan, so that when a black ring animates this mysterious corpse that Superman was holding and creates the full Vampire Batman, the real one who is hiding in the past can arrive and destroy the Vampire self. Thus the evil of Vampirism can be purged from someone who is the greatest enemy of the Devil.

That whole Batman versus the devil deal was a sham. They're in cahoots. They want you to trust Batman so you won't suspect he's leading you astray.

Paranoid much? Next you're gonna tell me Superman belongs to the Church of Scientology.

everyone knows Clark's a mormon.

Wait?!? so that means... Clark's one of the Twilight vampires!

All the signs are there.
Plus, he can't be a scientologist.
He took Xenu out in issue 130.

Wait wait wait it all makes sense now. The rivalry between Clark and Bruce isn't wide eyed idealist versus jaded pragmatist.

Its Dangerous old school Vamps versus Sparkly Marty Sue Vamps

[Vetis]

Trick Question

everyone knows Clark's a mormon.

*shudders* Hey now, Mormons are a scary group.. sure, they seem inoffensive on the surface, but I went with my friend on his trip home to Utah, and his parents' home looked like a gun shop. Visited some of his friends in the area, same thing. I even saw an Uzi proudly on display. If they got the urge, the Mormons could rise up and conquer the country by sheer firearm-to-person ratio. To count Superman in their ranks, they would be nigh indestructible and everyone in this country will be forbidden to drink and have to wear special underwear. Not to mention the non-stop Osmond specials... in which case, time to flee the country and go back home.

Nay, I tell ye, tis not the sparkly vamp-lites or the homoerotic man-stable of Anne Rice (I am a fan of her novels, don't get me wrong, but if Lestat didn't bang Louis, etc. then I'll join the Mormon ranks) that we have to fear, but the Mormons. They make vamps look like nothing, threat-wise. And since they can go out in sunlight, they can convert far more people.

[Marty Nozz]

Don't you sum'bitches go including my name with them there emo zombies.

You people think this is all just a joke, but look at Kevin Smith. Obviously a huge Batman fan since he went and named his daughter after the poster girl for abusive relationships just because she's in the Batman mythos. Obviously indoctrinated into the whole seedy underbelly of the DCU. Just look at his first movie. We all know what happened with Caitlin Bree.

Kevin Smith was promoting necrophilia and it's all DC's fault. If not for them using Batman as a tool to warp him mind we wouldn't have that disturbing bit of imagery that's been around for over 15 years leading young people astray.

[Master Bruce Wayne]

Remember kids, unlike those damn fool terrorists that offer ephemeral, awkward virgins to their followers- and let me tell you that whole virgin thing gets old faster than an R. Kelly single- Uncle Miller generously provides all recruits with the services of experienced professional vampire whores.

Vampire Sex: It Sure Beats Blowing Yourself Up For an Eternity of Bad, Boring Virgin Sex.

[Nekotalim_II]

Trick Question

Preston886

Marty Nozz

Devonix

Ah but perhaps Batman knows whats going on and thats part of his plan, so that when a black ring animates this mysterious corpse that Superman was holding and creates the full Vampire Batman, the real one who is hiding in the past can arrive and destroy the Vampire self. Thus the evil of Vampirism can be purged from someone who is the greatest enemy of the Devil.

That whole Batman versus the devil deal was a sham. They're in cahoots. They want you to trust Batman so you won't suspect he's leading you astray.

Paranoid much? Next you're gonna tell me Superman belongs to the Church of Scientology.

everyone knows Clark's a mormon.

What are you talking about? He's a member of the Esoteric Order of Dagon.


Marty Nozz: Nyaaa! But Unca Marty, the girl who screwed the dead old guy was later shown serious traumatized, doesn't that present Necrophilia in a negative light?

[Devonix]

Come on Bruce I know the real you is in there somewhere, its why there's two of you now your trying to break free of the evil Vampire side, I know you can do it! Then you can go save Clark.