CosmicBeing's OFFICIAL VERSUS THREAD

[Spider Jerusalem PHD]

I personally am going to simply pretend that was a misdirected Dr. Who reference.

[John Constantine]

Pete Wisdom

John Constantine

Pete Wisdom

John Constantine

Pete Wisdom

John Constantine

'Least I've got a bleedin' pedigree. Alan Moore! That's who got me started. All you've got in your corner is a junkie with an overactive rant gland.

Oooh, you were created by a giant humanoid stoat. I'm quakin' in my ********' boots.

Don't bad mouth Alan, or I'll feed you to his ******** beard.

It'll take a lot more than some old fart's reluctance to shave to get rid of me, sunshine.

You won't be sayin' that when the hair starts undressing you.

@Cel: The only think I'll be summoning anytime soon is my fist in his gob.

Don't you have to travel through time in a phone box that can't travel under 50mph whilst simultaneously saving the human race from an artificial reality prison?

You've crossed the line, ********! scream *leaps at Pete and rolls through door kicking and punching*

[Pete Wisdom]

John Constantine

Pete Wisdom

John Constantine

Pete Wisdom

John Constantine

Don't bad mouth Alan, or I'll feed you to his ******** beard.

It'll take a lot more than some old fart's reluctance to shave to get rid of me, sunshine.

You won't be sayin' that when the hair starts undressing you.

@Cel: The only think I'll be summoning anytime soon is my fist in his gob.

Don't you have to travel through time in a phone box that can't travel under 50mph whilst simultaneously saving the human race from an artificial reality prison?

You've crossed the line, ********! scream *leaps at Pete and rolls through door kicking and punching*

*muffled sound of finger barbs being fired*

*THUD*

*THUD*

[CosmicBeing]

.....Aaaannnnnnnddd it's at this point I'm going to have to ask that the fight take place elsewhere. stare

[Maiadorn]

Weren't they odd? More to the point, who won? eek

[Celaeno]

eek
Uh oh. I think we're about to meet our winner.

[Maiadorn]

*peeks through door* They're both unconscious...in a rather embarassing position.

Anyone got a camera? cool

[Spider Jerusalem PHD]

Maiadorn

*peeks through door* They're both unconscious...in a rather embarassing position.

Anyone got a camera? cool

Yes, in my glasses.

[Celaeno]

MAIA IS THE WINNER!
Provided I get some copies of those negatives anyway...

[Maiadorn]

Spider_Jerusalem

Maiadorn

*peeks through door* They're both unconscious...in a rather embarassing position.

Anyone got a camera? cool

Yes, in my glasses.

Come here, then. We'll split the blackmail three ways! domokun heart

[Ziegfried]

why the blue hell did some noob put up a Daredevil vs Superman thread?

Oh yeah, Longshot vs Lonestar ( main character from Spaceballs)
Herbert West vs Dr Frankenstein
Ash vs Shaun (Shaun of the dead, soon to be a comic)

[Spider Jerusalem PHD]

Maiadorn

Come here, then. We'll split the blackmail three ways! domokun heart

I like the cut of your jib.

[Maiadorn]

Ziegfried

Ash vs Shaun (Shaun of the dead, soon to be a comic)

There's already been a Shaun of the Dead comic, sorta.

[Ziegfried]

Maiadorn

Ziegfried

Ash vs Shaun (Shaun of the dead, soon to be a comic)

There's already been a Shaun of the Dead comic, sorta.

do you mean the plot hole storyboards on the dvd?

[Maiadorn]

Ziegfried

Maiadorn

Ziegfried

Ash vs Shaun (Shaun of the dead, soon to be a comic)

There's already been a Shaun of the Dead comic, sorta.

do you mean the plot hole storyboards on the dvd?

No, I mean the "There's Something About Mary" story in 2000AD, explaining how Mary the checkout girl became a zombie and wound up in Shaun and Ed's garden.