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Post: 8596238_136 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:15:29 +0000
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I smart-mouth elementals, the devil and in Kapow, the Morningstar. Is there any doubt as to who'd take this one?

I'll say there is, ya mouthy Scouse get.

Go play some finger darts, mutie. You're not foolin' anyone with that bloody eyepatch, neither.

It's 6am, shouldn't you be getting one of your loved ones killed around now?

You're lucky this is a snark fight, because I'm fightin' the urge to give you a thick ear.

You'd be out before you hit the ground, mate.

Don't come the bloody Dirty Harry crap with me, son. I was snarking my way through life before you were even a bleedin' concept sketch!

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Post: 8596238_137 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:17:16 +0000
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Go play some finger darts, mutie. You're not foolin' anyone with that bloody eyepatch, neither.

It's 6am, shouldn't you be getting one of your loved ones killed around now?

You're lucky this is a snark fight, because I'm fightin' the urge to give you a thick ear.

You'd be out before you hit the ground, mate.

Don't come the bloody Dirty Harry crap with me, son. I was snarking my way through life before you were even a bleedin' concept sketch!

Mind you don't pop your hip out, grandad.

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Post: 8596238_138 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:18:12 +0000
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Celaeno

Are you kidding? I've been reading Transmet since it first came out. I'm more than qualified to speil on the subject.

It's a figure of speech.

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Post: 8596238_139 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:18:48 +0000
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I don't think that she actually wanted a step by step snark fight gentlemen.

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Post: 8596238_140 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:19:19 +0000
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Go play some finger darts, mutie. You're not foolin' anyone with that bloody eyepatch, neither.

It's 6am, shouldn't you be getting one of your loved ones killed around now?

You're lucky this is a snark fight, because I'm fightin' the urge to give you a thick ear.

You'd be out before you hit the ground, mate.

Don't come the bloody Dirty Harry crap with me, son. I was snarking my way through life before you were even a bleedin' concept sketch!

Mind you don't pop your hip out, grandad.

'Least I've got a bleedin' pedigree. Alan Moore! That's who got me started. All you've got in your corner is a junkie with an overactive rant gland.

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Post: 8596238_141 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:19:39 +0000
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CosmicBeing

I don't think that she actually wanted a step by step snark fight gentlemen.

shhhhhh. I'm waiting to see if this much snark makes the thread explode.

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Post: 8596238_142 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:19:53 +0000
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CosmicBeing

I don't think that she actually wanted a step by step snark fight gentlemen.

Are you kidding, I'm going to make some popcorn.

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Post: 8596238_143 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:21:41 +0000
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I don't think that she actually wanted a step by step snark fight gentlemen.

shhhhhh. I'm waiting to see if this much snark makes the thread explode.

*ahem* Maybe I don't need a step by step.

But either way my threads are lined with adamantium, so they can take anything but a Gaian black hole.

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Post: 8596238_144 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:21:51 +0000
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You're lucky this is a snark fight, because I'm fightin' the urge to give you a thick ear.

You'd be out before you hit the ground, mate.

Don't come the bloody Dirty Harry crap with me, son. I was snarking my way through life before you were even a bleedin' concept sketch!

Mind you don't pop your hip out, grandad.

'Least I've got a bleedin' pedigree. Alan Moore! That's who got me started. All you've got in your corner is a junkie with an overactive rant gland.

Oooh, you were created by a giant humanoid stoat. I'm quakin' in my ********' boots.

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Post: 8596238_145 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:23:52 +0000
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You're lucky this is a snark fight, because I'm fightin' the urge to give you a thick ear.

You'd be out before you hit the ground, mate.

Don't come the bloody Dirty Harry crap with me, son. I was snarking my way through life before you were even a bleedin' concept sketch!

Mind you don't pop your hip out, grandad.

'Least I've got a bleedin' pedigree. Alan Moore! That's who got me started. All you've got in your corner is a junkie with an overactive rant gland.

Oooh, you were created by a giant humanoid stoat. I'm quakin' in my ********' boots.

Don't bad mouth Alan, or I'll feed you to his ******** beard.

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Post: 8596238_146 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:25:09 +0000
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Don't come the bloody Dirty Harry crap with me, son. I was snarking my way through life before you were even a bleedin' concept sketch!

Mind you don't pop your hip out, grandad.

'Least I've got a bleedin' pedigree. Alan Moore! That's who got me started. All you've got in your corner is a junkie with an overactive rant gland.

Oooh, you were created by a giant humanoid stoat. I'm quakin' in my ********' boots.

Don't bad mouth Alan, or I'll feed you to his ******** beard.

It'll take a lot more than some old fart's reluctance to shave to get rid of me, sunshine.

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Post: 8596238_147 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:25:13 +0000
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I don't think that she actually wanted a step by step snark fight gentlemen.

shhhhhh. I'm waiting to see if this much snark makes the thread explode.

*ahem* Maybe I don't need a step by step.

But either way my threads are lined with adamantium, so they can take anything but a Gaian black hole.

Snark doesn't follow the laws of physics. I'm thinking either John will accidentally (read: totally not an accident) summon something to suck out Pete's soul while Pete uses John's cigs as targets.

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Post: 8596238_148 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:27:27 +0000
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Don't come the bloody Dirty Harry crap with me, son. I was snarking my way through life before you were even a bleedin' concept sketch!

Mind you don't pop your hip out, grandad.

'Least I've got a bleedin' pedigree. Alan Moore! That's who got me started. All you've got in your corner is a junkie with an overactive rant gland.

Oooh, you were created by a giant humanoid stoat. I'm quakin' in my ********' boots.

Don't bad mouth Alan, or I'll feed you to his ******** beard.

It'll take a lot more than some old fart's reluctance to shave to get rid of me, sunshine.

You won't be sayin' that when the hair starts undressing you.

@Cel: The only think I'll be summoning anytime soon is my fist in his gob.

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Post: 8596238_149 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:30:26 +0000
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'Least I've got a bleedin' pedigree. Alan Moore! That's who got me started. All you've got in your corner is a junkie with an overactive rant gland.

Oooh, you were created by a giant humanoid stoat. I'm quakin' in my ********' boots.

Don't bad mouth Alan, or I'll feed you to his ******** beard.

It'll take a lot more than some old fart's reluctance to shave to get rid of me, sunshine.

You won't be sayin' that when the hair starts undressing you.

@Cel: The only think I'll be summoning anytime soon is my fist in his gob.

Don't you have to travel through time in a phone box that can't travel under 50mph whilst simultaneously saving the human race from an artificial reality prison?

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Post: 8596238_150 created on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:31:29 +0000
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Didn't Alan Moore's beard gain sentient life?

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