Captain Mantis
Well this wins the worst thread ever award.
You're not some social justice crusader by pairing up every guy you see with another guy (that's actually called sexual objectification of homosexual men), and there's no canon evidence supporting either pairing.
There is nothing wrong with it. Fans of all media have been paring together characters that don't belong together since the creation of fans.
Someone trying to pair Thor x Loki is no more strange than paring Superman Wonderwoman.