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ok, I just spent an hour writing out a summary of the first chapter....
Then, as I submit it...my gaia account logs out....
I really don't feel like writing the whole things again....
So here's the really really short version:
Brad Jones is an average guy. He has no skills or talents, even his name is average. Even the small town he lives in is average. One day, after coming home from work at a small average bakery, he sits down and catches the movie "Clerks" on HBO. After watching the movie, he decides he needs to "s**t or get off the pot". He wants to move to the city and go to college. After a long bus ride, Brad makes it to the city and his new apartment building. But when meets with the Tenant, Mr. Tickler, he is told there was a complication and his apartment is no longer available. As Brad turns to leave, he hears someone cry out "WALLA WALLA....WIPE OUT!" and BAM!! A girl with bright red, culy pigtails and a towel tied around her neck, crashes through the doorway and straight into Brad, knocking him unconcious, little tiny red pigtailed girls circling his head. The girl freaks out almost certain she's killed him. "Poor guy, I just had to tell him he couldn't live here, and then you go and kill him!" Mr. Tickler says, trying to wake him. "Really? Does that mean he's got no where to go?" the girl asks, looking at Brad with pity, a lightbulb lighting up above her head. Brad comes to, and the girl pushes Mr. Tickler out of the way. "Who are you and why did you crash into me like that?" Brad asks, still waking up. "I'm Meteora Moon, but you can call me MeMo (note: Mee-Mo, sorry just wanted to make that clear), and you were in the way of my perfect landing!! Who are YOU?" she says, trying to get up in his face, even though she's too short. "I'm Brad Jones, and I was going to be living in this building." Brad says, standing up and brushing himself off "But now I have to leave so I can get a hotel room and find another apartment in the morning." He turns to walk out the door, but MeMo pops up from behind him and blocks the door. "Just tell me one thing," MeMo says, grabbing Brad by the shoulders and shaking him like a ragdoll, "Do you know how to make PANCAKES??"
And thus, the adventures of MeMo and Brad begin to unfold......
Hope this was a good enough summary BobTheDestroyer....
Anyone interested in helping with this project, PM me...
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