[ Poll ] ** WIN AVATAR ART ** - Salmon of DOOM! - Lint Enhanced!

What's Delicious?

Wood Shavings!		29.9%	[ 105 ]
Toaster Crumbs!		12.3%	[ 43 ]
Drier Lint!		7.4%	[ 26 ]
Traffic Cones!		16.5%	[ 58 ]
LyKe u KiDdiN MeH!? EyE YaM DeLiZiouZzzz!! D:		33.9%	[ 119 ]

Total Votes: 351

[Magentia]

Introductory

We here at Salmon Of DOOM do not under any circumstances promote or recommend the consumption of drier lint. We are not liable for any medical issues or fatalities related to the consumption of drier lint. Please handle your drier lint responsibly. Never keep the lint trap unclean for it may overheat and spark flames, causing a serious fire hazard. Your drier may not be accused of arson for it is an inanimate object.

Drier lint also makes awesome paper mache. Even then it is not to be consumed, even if it is sculpted to resemble food. In the event any person(s) have consumed your convincing paper mache food, you should call your emergency line immediately and declare said person(s) are incredibly retarded.

Thank You for your cooperation. We hope you enjoy your time here at S.O.D.
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[Magentia]

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Salmon Of DOOM!
Please make a post ... It's a win win situation if you think about it. heart

TO BE SPECIFIC: Make so much as a lame "buMp LoLz" post and you still get gold.


.. I'm a loser with no life ... humor me ... ._.

Win 1k Event Results

Candy Ashtray won the 1k gold event. Wow, it was actually a non-regular. I'm stunned. o_o



Win Avi Art Event!

It didn't take too long for me to think up a new incentive to hopefully get people to post here. I normally don't give away freebies, but I love my thread so much, I'm announcing that I'm giving away a FREE AVI ARTWORK to the lucky person who makes the FIRST POST on page 500! That's half 1000 posts! O_O; I could be evil and just say it could be the 1000th page, but I'm not that mean. x3

Plus I know nobody will willingly participate, anyway. Nobody cares about my shitty art. xD


Terms & Conditions



1. Person MUST be the first to post on page 500, EXCLUDING those who post advertisements of events whether they be another's or their own. I delete these posts anyway, you people suck. Also, Brothar is excluded if he makes the first post on page 500 ... you're not getting jack s**t from me, EVAR.

2. The request can either be a waist-up or a chibi. If you want it chibi-fied it will be a full body since they are simple and I'll probably be short on time which is why the other option is just a waist-up. o_o Savvy?

3. Remember, this is of your AVATAR. No other requests will be valid.

4. If the winner declines the prize, the SECOND person who posts on page 500 (which is not myself or my BROTHAR) will be given the prize. And if they decline ... well, you know.

5. I reserve the right to refuse the prize to those I feel have been rude or otherwise not-so-nice during the event. If you're a jerk on my thread, there's no way in H E double hockey sticks I'll be rewarding you with ANYTHING ... not even a humble clump of genuine drier lint. But again, your posts will probably just be deleted, anyway.

6. Let's get chatty. Good Luck! heart :3




Samples

http://www.magentia.net/hosting/prev_1.jpg

Cel-shaded Coloring

http://www.magentia.net/hosting/prev_2.jpg

Soft-shaded Coloring

http://www.magentia.net/hosting/prev_3.jpg

Watercolor-style Coloring



Or visit magentia.deviantart.com for more samples of crap. Click the link in my signature or in my profile.

OMG, EASY STEPS FOR LOTS OF GOLD!

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[Chandra]

Salmon of doom, eh? Too bad nobody will expect them because they represent a sissy pink colour by Crayola. domokun It's all just a conspiracy to make us think you're rich. Admit it.

[Pink Monster]

killer salmon attacked me 3nodding , I still have the scar

[Chandra]

Oh yeah, and that is a really cute animation.

[Fated Attraction]

eek I've seen their crazy work before.

[minion002]

*rules all things 'of doom'*

[Death Snow]

i always like pms that lead to... wink

[Chandra]

If the KILLER SALMON attacked you, why aren't you dead? It would only make sense that killer salmon would do just that... kill. They aren't the "Scar-giving Salmon" or "Painful Injury Salmon" they are Killer... that is really a horrible example of false advertisement... you're lucky I won't sue.

[Magentia]

Chandra

Oh yeah, and that is a really cute animation.

Thanks! biggrin




Holy crap, people were actually posting here. o.o

[Magentia]

Daichan

eek I've seen their crazy work before.

Oh wow, I remember you. O__O;; *cackle*

[Magentia]

Now everything is tied at threeeeee .. o.o;; ..

[Magentia]

... Not anymooooooore ... o.o;;; ..

[Magentia]

PINEAPPLE! biggrin

[Magentia]

*tap-dance* biggrin