Why can't Michael J. Fox write his own name?

[MIND FUNGUS]

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'sup bud, shouldn't you be asking teenagers on the internet for help with your love life? gg dude B)

Shouldn't you be asking your e-friend about his opinion on his IRL friend's point of view on her cheating on her IRL ex, and then confronting her IRL ex via wubz on matters of such processed drama?

Somehow internet teenagers just sounds simpler? gg!

[Space Jew]

You should be glad I can't disembowel you through the internet.