whats is the fastest way to kill a zombie

[rolig en]

People saying they can't wait for the zombie apocalypse ate probably gonna be like you when it happens. XD

[Divine Crime]

dbkjr

xXVaritasXx

Knowing that I'd freak out and not think, I'd probably get my Father's Gun and shoot it in the head.

yours is the bast so far smile

No, that was the wost... eek

[Divine Crime]

I would forget my bokken, and whack the s**t out of it with my katana...

[dbkjr]

Divine Crime

I would forget my bokken, and whack the s**t out of it with my katana...

ha ha good one ninja

[CTRLmyself]

I'd ask it if it really was a zombie first.
Just so that I don't kill a person dressed as one.
wink

[Willow_SheWolf]

Shoot it. I've got some of my gus outfitted with silencers, so I won't have to get near it AND I wouldn't attract others.

[dbkjr]

Willow_SheWolf

Shoot it. I've got some of my gus outfitted with silencers, so I won't have to get near it AND I wouldn't attract others.

good idea mrgreen

[dbkjr]

CTRLmyself

I'd ask it if it really was a zombie first.
Just so that I don't kill a person dressed as one.
wink

what if the person dose not want to talk to you ?
will you shoot him or her in the leg just to make sure ? pirate

[CTRLmyself]

dbkjr

CTRLmyself

I'd ask it if it really was a zombie first.
Just so that I don't kill a person dressed as one.
wink

what if the person dose not want to talk to you ?
will you shoot him or her in the leg just to make sure ? pirate

I'll threaten to hurt them. If they still don't talk to me, I would bash it's head in. dramallama

[Great Lakes haze]

In my house, there's a long hallway between my front door and the bedrooms, fortunately. biggrin I'd run like hell to the back bedroom, pull off the screen, and go out the window. By the time the zombie stumbled into that room, I'd be long gone.

If by some chance it caught up with me out on the street, I'd lead it to the canyon just the other side of the road, and push it over the edge. It's pretty deep, and has very very steep sides. That zombie wouldn't be climbing back up to get me anytime soon.

[dbkjr]

Great Lakes haze

In my house, there's a long hallway between my front door and the bedrooms, fortunately. biggrin I'd run like hell to the back bedroom, pull off the screen, and go out the window. By the time the zombie stumbled into that room, I'd be long gone.

If by some chance it caught up with me out on the street, I'd lead it to the canyon just the other side of the road, and push it over the edge. It's pretty deep, and has very very steep sides. That zombie wouldn't be climbing back up to get me anytime soon.

thats awsome rolleyes
hope theres not more out side

[mikazuki17]

pitbully01

mikazuki17

hmmmm if there a zombie in my house sweatdrop i would not hide ...i would run up to it and crack its neck ninja FATALITY twisted then most likey take a shower after all that blood ruins my clothes stare

An interesting approach, but I don't think it will stay still or be slow once it spots you. Rather, I think it will lunge, flail, attempt to maul, and try really hard to bite you. Treat a zombie with the same kind of caution that you'd treat a large, rabid dog.

hmmm well you do have a point redface well then i would most likey break my heater pole make sure im in a safe distance and throw it directly in its head 3nodding then i will check its pockets for anything useful i can use 4laugh

[Great Lakes haze]

dbkjr

Great Lakes haze

In my house, there's a long hallway between my front door and the bedrooms, fortunately. biggrin I'd run like hell to the back bedroom, pull off the screen, and go out the window. By the time the zombie stumbled into that room, I'd be long gone.

If by some chance it caught up with me out on the street, I'd lead it to the canyon just the other side of the road, and push it over the edge. It's pretty deep, and has very very steep sides. That zombie wouldn't be climbing back up to get me anytime soon.

thats awsome rolleyes
hope theres not more out side

I sure hope not!!

But if there are, you can help me fight them off. mrgreen

[constantine_the_great]

kisakittens

if a zombie came in my house scream i would first make sure my friends r all locked up and safe sweatdrop run arrow to the kitchen grab a frying pan, some oil a lighter and a knife, fist i bash in it head to make it stumble then i pour oil and light on fire burning_eyes then stab in back of neck severing spinal cord ninja then i go get friend take out the marshmallows and we all make smores rofl

that might infect you

[constantine_the_great]

i think since i surrport my second amendment right and also trained myself to defend myself id keep my gun handy but use a bat to knock its head off