whats is the fastest way to kill a zombie

[pitbully01]

Run to my room, lock the door, get the Mossberg 500 out of the closet, and then load it. After that, I'd quickly open the door, back away, and give the b*****d a fistful of lead. However, since a zombie managed to show up here, that probably means the building is in the process of being overrun, which means I better pack the rest of my shells, grab the BOB (bug-out-bag), and go down the fire escape before finding the quickest way out of town...if there's any to be found...

[dbkjr]

pitbully01

Run to my room, lock the door, get the Mossberg 500 out of the closet, and then load it. After that, I'd quickly open the door, back away, and give the b*****d a fistful of lead. However, since a zombie managed to show up here, that probably means the building is in the process of being overrun, which means I better pack the rest of my shells, grab the BOB (bug-out-bag), and go down the fire escape before finding the quickest way out of town...if there's any to be found...

GOOD IDEA

[mikazuki17]

hmmmm if there a zombie in my house sweatdrop i would not hide ...i would run up to it and crack its neck ninja FATALITY twisted then most likey take a shower after all that blood ruins my clothes stare

[dbkjr]

mikazuki17

hmmmm if there a zombie in my house sweatdrop i would not hide ...i would run up to it and crack its neck ninja FATALITY twisted then most likey take a shower after all that blood ruins my clothes stare

GET THE BOODY OUT OF YOUR HOME TOO ninja

[Blowin Money Fast]

Since its a zombie a swift uppercut should do the job

[pitbully01]

Agent GOINSCOM

Since its a zombie a swift uppercut should do the job

Are you sure? Unless you're a professional boxer, MMA fighter, or someone equally strong, the most you'd give that thing is chipped/broken teeth or the human equivalent of a concussion; maybe not even, considering its brain is minimally-functional and requires more trauma to put out of commission. An uppercut might work in putting it on the ground, but you may want to follow up with something more lethal to the head once it's down.

[pitbully01]

mikazuki17

hmmmm if there a zombie in my house sweatdrop i would not hide ...i would run up to it and crack its neck ninja FATALITY twisted then most likey take a shower after all that blood ruins my clothes stare

An interesting approach, but I don't think it will stay still or be slow once it spots you. Rather, I think it will lunge, flail, attempt to maul, and try really hard to bite you. Treat a zombie with the same kind of caution that you'd treat a large, rabid dog.

[pitbully01]

dbkjr

mikazuki17

hmmmm if there a zombie in my house sweatdrop i would not hide ...i would run up to it and crack its neck ninja FATALITY twisted then most likey take a shower after all that blood ruins my clothes stare

GET THE BOODY OUT OF YOUR HOME TOO ninja

That too. And if you don't plan on bugging out, drop it in a pit at least 200 meters away from your home or any known water source if you can't afford to burn it or you can't spare the petrol.

[Blowin Money Fast]

pitbully01

Agent GOINSCOM

Since its a zombie a swift uppercut should do the job

Are you sure? Unless you're a professional boxer, MMA fighter, or someone equally strong, the most you'd give that thing is chipped/broken teeth or the human equivalent of a concussion; maybe not even, considering its brain is minimally-functional and requires more trauma to put out of commission. An uppercut might work in putting it on the ground, but you may want to follow up with something more lethal to the head once it's down.

Curb stomp, that outta do it

[leoprodigy]

I would immediately stab it in between the eyes. I have seen enough to know running 20 miles and breaking down from exhaustion and then getting eaten is not the way to go XD

[leoprodigy]

pitbully01

Agent GOINSCOM

Since its a zombie a swift uppercut should do the job

Are you sure? Unless you're a professional boxer, MMA fighter, or someone equally strong, the most you'd give that thing is chipped/broken teeth or the human equivalent of a concussion; maybe not even, considering its brain is minimally-functional and requires more trauma to put out of commission. An uppercut might work in putting it on the ground, but you may want to follow up with something more lethal to the head once it's down.

well it really depends on how decomposed the body is. If its fresh you're gonna need more than your bare hands; but like in walking dead alot of zombies are veterans and only need a good wacking!

[Mecha Sage]

from my point of reference, A) I live out in the country- so easy to barracade in, and B) i have 3 swords that i keep razor sharp, 2 bokkens, a .22 rifle thats nearly silent, a .20 gauge shotgun, a .12 gauge shotgun, and a mozennagant assault rifle. if it gets in 9mm round to the head, otherwise .22 from range. if the 9mm runs out i have my swords and my training.

[Delle42]

beating to death with a wet noodle burning_eyes

[pitbully01]

Agent GOINSCOM

pitbully01

Agent GOINSCOM

Since its a zombie a swift uppercut should do the job

Are you sure? Unless you're a professional boxer, MMA fighter, or someone equally strong, the most you'd give that thing is chipped/broken teeth or the human equivalent of a concussion; maybe not even, considering its brain is minimally-functional and requires more trauma to put out of commission. An uppercut might work in putting it on the ground, but you may want to follow up with something more lethal to the head once it's down.

Curb stomp, that outta do it

That's the way to do it. Don't stop until the upper portion of its skull caves in.

[Angelica Equus]

bullet,head,etc.