What would the avi above you be in the news for?

[SilenceOfTheFullMoon]

Example: Me: Dies in a telemarketing office explosion

[Synthetic Synergia]

Leading an international armed revolt against several European based puppet governments that are controlled by an elusive ancient Japanese order of prominent and enthusiastic political figures, who seek to implement a complete global government that adheres to the principles and practices of a corrupted form of oppressive Bushido that favors the powerful and exploits the weak.

You are a communist.

[Verger]

Taking out the leader of the international armed revolt against several European based puppet governments that are controlled by an elusive ancient Japanese order of prominent and enthusiastic political figures, who seek to implement a complete global government that adheres to the principles and practices of a corrupted form of oppressive Bushido that favors the powerful and exploits the weak.

Of course, no one ever learned your name, and you were just following orders.

[That Cursed Number]

Being renovated and cleansed of pigeon droppings and marker.

[xdivision_whitey]

Pimping out Ladies in twelves countries where Prostitution is illegal on a airline Called The LADIEZ.

[I Shall Grant You NoMercy]

Stealing pit-bulls and other small dogs, and forcing them to fight each other in an mexican themed restaurant for cheap entertainment.

[PantheaMarlon]

Pole Dancing in broad daylight in a busy interection on New Jersey.

[JRandom18]

Getting arrested in Chinatown for stealing candy.

[Vampirate Kitsune]

Showing up dressed in "Cheap Chic" at a red-carpet Hollywood premier, denouncing everyone who wears mega-dollar designer gowns to such events, and announcing a huge contribution to charity equal to what you would have spent on a dress and accessories.

[Sentinel of Liberty]

Vampire Killings in the Carribean; French ships sacked, crews drained of blood.

[xdivision_whitey]

For being one of Many test subjects that help us develope this Rare Experimental Hermrod Medicine.

[Veterus]

Serial Bunny Rapist

[The Otto Leo]

Zogoto Voltz

Serial Bunny Rapist

I'm attempting to make this accurate, so forgive the profile stalking. :]

Public intoxication and disturbing the peace with loud music.

[Veterus]

The Otto Leo

Zogoto Voltz

Serial Bunny Rapist

I'm attempting to make this accurate, so forgive the profile stalking. :]

Public intoxication and disturbing the peace with loud music.

Stalking