What would the avi above you be in the news for?

[The Otto Leo]

Zogoto Voltz

The Otto Leo

Zogoto Voltz

Serial Bunny Rapist

I'm attempting to make this accurate, so forgive the profile stalking. :]

Public intoxication and disturbing the peace with loud music.

Stalking

Ha! Selling liquor to minors.

[Vampirate Kitsune]

Sentinel of Liberty

Vampire Killings in the Carribean; French ships sacked, crews drained of blood.

We've met before, haven't we? cat_pirate

[horneypeach]

Vampirate Kitsune

Sentinel of Liberty

Vampire Killings in the Carribean; French ships sacked, crews drained of blood.

We've met before, haven't we? cat_pirate

for masturbating in public watching Chinese girls lesbian porn in a porno theater.

[xdivision_whitey]

Dying in a thunder storm after you save a bunch of drowning kittens from a storm drain. You leave a inherticence to your favorite chartity group that flourishes after your money was handed over to them.

[Vampirate Kitsune]

Arrested for unlawfully juggling bunnies. You're released after proving it's an ancient art form practiced by an obscure tribe of rabbit-fanciers dwelling in the Cotswolds. You appear on the cover of National Geographic. Then you're mentioned in the PETA newsletter. Ultimately you go underground -- literally -- and spend the rest of your life in a rabbit warren. Or maybe you hid out in a Bunny Club; reported sightings conflict.

[Gouka Sakuja]

Brandishing a large pole in public, detained further for having the ability to make fish hover, upon request to remove your mask you denied and began the long process of convincing them that there were lines holding the fish, as they got close you managed to bite them and turn the entire NYPD into a ghoul factory. You went home and allowed your brain dead followers to wreak havoc on the city, you returned after a nap and a snack to find that they all had fallen off the Brooklyn Bridge and drown.

[xXShadow_wolf_demonXx]

LOL last year, when a telemarketer called my mom, she picked up the phone and started cussing them out because they were annoying her. xDD me and my brother were laughing the whole time and when she got off the phone she started laughing too. xD

[xdivision_whitey]

You are a Japanese Spy Who was caught and escaped because you are a ninja, before the chinese government killed you via firing squad. You were spying on them for their "way of breeding" because your political group being all into the sex industry wanted more information on how to enjoy a night of pleasure.

[Lady Leopardess]

Is the responsible party in bringing an invasive species of rabbit into a country.

[xdivision_whitey]

Lady Leopardess

Is the responsible party in bringing an invasive species of rabbit into a country.

Muahahaha aYes I brought the rabbits to Aussie!!!!



You are in the news for giving birth to kittens

[DanDaRuff]

Being the neighborhood grunny hoarder, your grunnies considered to be living in "unstable environment" are taken away by the SPCG (Society for the prevention of cruelty to grunnies)

[Cyborg666]

Be arrested for being a vigilante and assaulting random people, stealing, ect.

[Lord_Ragnar]

Cyborg666

Be arrested for being a vigilante and assaulting random people, stealing, ect.

You were arrested for putting poison in the drinking water of New Jersey, although the reason you are in the news is for you new scent Das Grunny.

[Lavender Outlaw]

Breaking news: Conspiracy theorist and gun hoarder Lord_Ragnar invents re-sliced bread - achieves world peace.

[Destined Savior]

Arrested for giving children, between the ages of 6-12, illegal porn DVDs and magazines. Your excuse? "Because I could, and they were curious about sex."