WHAT WAS THE LAST LIE YOU TOLD?

[Toriko Kawayui]

Hmm....I lied to my parents cause I've been having relationship issues. Well more like a break upish thing. It's complicated. XD Well yeah. Life.

So what was your last lie?

[Votre Sourire]

"I hate you and I'm never coming back!"

[Midnight Mona]

Was watching He-Man and instead told my roomate it was porn.
I am so ashamed.

[il-Lashtavar]

Right now,

but that's a lie

[Sneak Chamber]

"oh, of course i'm working on my book!"

[King Latifah]

i told my brother i wasn't hungry

[FreshLimes]

I promise, I'll make this deadline.

[goodgollyholly]

"Sorry I can't go to Boston with you this weekend, it was too short notice for me to come up with the money for it."


Translation,
"I don't make last minute travel plans b***h, and I got better s**t to do this weekend than to drive out to Boston and spend the night there just to go to a ******** museum and then come home."


emotion_donotwant

[Butcher]

I told my boyfriend I was going to ignore him all night because he's a d**k and wouldn't wash this bowl the cat pissed in. emotion_awesome

[OBJACULATION]

I say i only have 1 girl when i have 7.

[Thorns and Ice]

Got a 25cent tattoo and told people at school it was real.
Now they all think I'm in a gang.

[Ennuibre]

I told someone I was okay and that nothing was wrong.

[iiCthulhu]

At work.
Customer ordered a smoothie with an echinacea boost but my co-worker thought that was the fat burner boost so I lied and said it was the echinacea boost.

[ChiRubian]

I lied to my mom about already getting the card she sent me.
Then I actually checked my mail and got it.
And I liked it so much that I called her back to tell her I lied and then proceeded to talk about how much I liked it.
And everything was happy.

[8glitch]

"Dude ! I didn't eat the last burrito"
and
" yeah, you can come in of course I have pants on " emotion_awesome